Disclaimer: I don't own the X-men or I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus
We're trying to write a positive Cyclops song, we really are! We've got the first two lines…but I'm not sure when I'll put it up here…just letting y'all know…
I Saw Cyclops Kissing Emma Frost
(sung to I saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus)
Sung by a Student
I saw Cyclops kissing Emma Frost
Underneath the X-Jet last night.
They didn't hear me gag
And retch into a paper bag
I couldn't get that image out of my mind
I called Cyclops a fag…
Then I thought of Phoenix kicking Cyclops' ass
And ditching him for Logan at last!
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If Phoenix had only seen
Cyclops kissing Emma Frost last night!