Disclaimer: I don't own the X-Men or Santa Claus is coming to Town
Storm is telling this to two students at the X-Mansion because they're always goofing off…
Professor X is returning to the Mansion!
(Tune of "Santa Claus is Coming to Town")
You better watch out
You better not cry
Better not pout I'm tellin' you why
Professor X is returning to the Mansion!
He's using Cerebro
Mentally bound
Gonna find out if you're screwing around
Professor X is returning to the Mansion!
He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you are bad
Don't go in the danger room alone
Or he'll give you a "brain-frag"!
(Frag gamer word for killing someone on a 1st person shooter)
Oh!
You better watch out
You better not cry
Better not pout I'm telling you why
Professor X is returning to the mansion!