Disclaimer: I don't own any of this stuff! My friend wrote this positive Cyclops song…
Must be Cyclops!
(Tune of Must be Santa!)
Who's that ripped guy
leading the team?
Cyclops is ripped and leading the team.
Who
kicks ass with optical beams?
Cyclops kicks ass with optical
beams.
Leading the
team, optical beams...
Must be Cyclops, must be Cyclops,
Must
be Cyclops, Cyclops rocks!
Who wears
glasses that are ruby red?
Cyclops wears glasses that are ruby
red.
Who plans strategy and uses his head?
Cyclops plans
strategy and uses his head.
Glasses are red,
uses his head,
Leading the team, optical beams...
Must be
Cyclops, must be Cyclops,
Must be Cyclops, Cyclops rocks!
Who's the
husband of good ol' Jean?
Cyclops is the husband of good ol'
Jean.
Who has the highest grade average you've ever
seen?
Cyclops has the highest grade average you've ever seen.
Grade ever seen,
husband of Jean,
Glasses are red, uses his head,
Leading the
team, optical beams...
Must be Cyclops, must be Cyclops,
Must
be Cyclops, Cyclops rocks!
Who literally
OWNS Mr. Sinister?
Cyclops literally OWNS Mr. Sinister.
Who's
an awesome pilot and a great listener?
Cyclops is an
awesome guy and a great listener.
Great listener,
owns Sinister,
Grade ever seen, husband of Jean,
Glasses are
red, uses his head,
Leading the team, optical beams...
Must be
Cyclops, must be Cyclops,
Must be Cyclops, Cyclops rocks!
Wolverine,
Gambit, Iceman, Jubilee,
Nightcrawler, Angel, Colossus,
Banshee.
Shadowcat, Rouge, Morph, Professor X,
Beast,
Storm, Magma, and Dark Phoenix.
Great listener,
owns Sinister,
Grade ever seen, husband of Jean,
Glasses are
red, uses his head,
Leading the team, optical beams...
Must be
Cyclops, must be Cyclops,
Must be Cyclops, Cyclops rocks!