Disclaimer: I don't own X-men or All I Want for Christmas is My Two Front Teeth. A Logan Song! We haven't gone over to the Dark Side, I swear!
My friend wrote this one…
All I want for Christmas!
Wolverine Remix
(Sung to All I want for Christmas is my Two Front Teeth!)
Every body stops
and stares at me
These claws are
adamantium as you can see
I don't know just who
to blame for this catastrophe!
But my one wish on Christmas Eve
is as plain as it can be!
All I want for Christmas
is my memories,
my memories,
to recall my memories!
Damn, if I could only
have my memories,
then I could maybe
Be a nicer guy
It seems so flamin' long since I could remember,
"My birthday...or my entire freakin' name for that matter!"
Can't yah see, how happy I'd be,
if I could only (A/N: if you don't want to separate these words on your own, I have it at the bottom of the page) getdamnsummersouttathewaysoIcouldhavejeanbecausewehavehotbackofthexjetsexallthetimebehindyourbackandshelikesitandyouknowitshappeningyetyousitonyourassanddonothingyeahgoodgoingfearlessleadershedontwantawetblanketlikeyoushewantsmeeversinceIshowedupshewantedmebutbothofyaharetochickentoadmititsojeanandigoatitandyousitintheflamincornerandbitchwithoutactionwaytofreakinggotheonlyreasonshesayswithyouiscauseshehasabigheartandknowsyoullkeeloverwithoutanicelittlesecurityblanketwife/girlfriendtoclingtowhenyoudosomethingwrongorcauseyoucantdoanythingbyyourflaminselfgoodthingyouhavemorethanonewomantolatchontoincaseonegoesabsentcoughemmacoughohandbythewaywhenjeandiesyoucouldatleastwaitayearorsoinrespectbeforefindingsomeoneelsenotamonthandthenfindingthenexthotthingontheblockyouvecompletelyruinedwhateveritisyouhadyoushatterjeansmemoryisntitintrestingthatwhileyourebangingemmaintheofficeimtheonewhovisitsjeansgraveannuallyandleavesflowershuhwonderwhythatisthereforeihateyou.(or) shank Cyclops! SNIKT!
All I want for Christmas
is my memories,
my memories,
to recall memories.
Damn, if I could only
have my memories,
then I could maybe
become a nicer guy.
Kay, here's the paragraph-thingie…
Get damn summers outta the way so I could have jean because we have hot back of the X-jet sex all the time behind your back and she likes it and you know its happening yet you sit on your ass and do nothing yeah good going fearless leader she don't want a wet blanket like you she wants me ever since I showed up she wanted me but both of yah are to chicken to admit it so jean and I go at it and you sit in the flaming corner and bitch without action way to freaking go the only reason she stays with you is cause she has a big heart and knows you'll keel over without a nice little security blanket/wife/girlfriend to cling to when you do something wrong or cause you cant do anything by your flaming self good thing you have more than one woman to latch on to in case one goes absent coughemmacough oh and by the way when jean dies you could at least wait a year or so in respect before finding someone else not a month and then finding the next hot thing on the block you've completely ruined whatever it is you had you shatter jeans memory isn't it intresting that while youre banging emma in the office im the one who visits jeans grave annually and leaves flowers huh wonder why that is therefore I hate you.(or) shank Cyclops! SNIKT!