Disclaimer: Don't own this stuff! I figured that I should dedicate a song to the coolest room in the X-Mansion, so here it is!
The Danger room
(Sung to carol of the bells)
The Danger Room
Is really cool
Where X-Men train
Every day
There're robots to kill
Get some more skill
Lazers and crap
Dodge 'em or get zapped
Cyclops is yellin'
Orders but people don't care
Gambit is blowing stuff up
Wolverine is slicing things that get in his way
Kurt is bamfing every which way
Children they fight
All day all night
Powers are used
Robots are loosed
Upon them all
All will fall
The Brotherhood's here
Scream in fear
A buttload of holograms
That seem real 'cuz
Shi'iar technology is cool
Damn it's cold 'cuz iceman's freezing things
All of the X-men and students train in
The
Dan-
Ger
Room (repeat "the danger room" like Ding dong ding dong, etc…)