Disclaimer: I don't own this stuff…but I own my Gambit action figure I bought! glomps it My friend wrote this one, for all of the fangirls! (I call Gambit! ) Merry Christmas to all! Happy holidays to people who don't celebrate Christmas!

Grab Yourself A Really Sexy X-man

(Sung to Have Yourself as Merry Little Christmas)

For the X-men Fangirls

Grab yourself a really sexy X-man,

Hug them awfully tight

From now on,

You can glomp them with all your might

Grab yourself a really sexy X-man,

Do with them what you may,

Don't worry girls,

the police will be miles away.

Here we are as in our fanfics,

happy writing days of yore.

Now we have them to squeeze and love

They're everything we dreamed and more!

Through the years we all will be together

If we can avoid the cops

Hope and pray our fandom never ever stops!

And grab yourself a really sexy x-man now.