'So when your husband left you, how did Laura-li take it? Asked Hermione, sympathy in her voice.
'Well, it was hard for her at first, but she was very young. I mean, she barely knew him, he was always out, with other women, and then he left me for a dumb 16-year-old.'
'Oh my god, but, at least you're coping ok, you look like you're doing well for yourself…'
Meanwhile…
'NO! I want this baby so I will have this baby!' Laura-li screamed.
'Tough! It's mine!'
They were arguing over a teddy bear dressed in a baby-grow, therefore it was acting as the baby inside her womb, they were playing a game, Laura-li was pregnant, but Liam didn't want her to keep it.. (A/N She wanted to keep the baby, but Liam didn't want her to keep it, this bit was supposed to seem like he wanted her to have an abortion, but they're only 7, so not like having an abortion, but he wanted the baby, he had heard his parents arguing over it and this is what he thought they were talking about…'
Soon after about 20 minutes of arguing they fell asleep together on Liam's bed.
When they woke up they went through to the living room, where Laura-li's mother, Draco and Hermione were watching a soap opera.
'Can you take us to the cinema Hermoni?' Asked Liam
'Sorry Hunny, the last viewing has already showing.' She said.
'What's happening here?' Asked Draco, 'I haven't seen this one in a while…'
'Well, Lisa slept with Graham and now she's late, also pregnant' Explained Hermione.
Laura-li dragged Liam back to his room, 'Oh gosh!' She said.
'What?' Asked Liam
'I'm pregnant!'
'Huh?'
'We slept together, and we're late for the movies!'
'Oh my god, I'm a dad… I've got to get a job…!'
(I know that's in another fiction too, but she's a friend and she gave me permission to use it, as I loved it so much, and I helped her come up with it..)