Chaos: Because I'm such a nice person I've decided to give you another amazing installment of Chaos!

Nanners: The only reason you're doing this is to avoid doing your home work…

Chaos: Shhhh! Looks worriedly at Chibi. Pheww don't think she noticed… And that isn't my only reason… My other is that my kitty is on my lap and I'm in a good mood!

Mir: Kitty! Grabs MY kitty off my lap and hugs it. AWWWW! I just love your kitty!

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Inuyasha sighed. Right now they were at a standstill; Chaos had lost "Mr. Bones" and was now franticly searching her cape. Everyone else was sitting by the road chatting, and speculating about what half the junk, now piled on the road, was. The other half was easily distinguished as matches, lighters, cans of hairspray, the sword hilt from earlier, various drawing supplies, and so on, but most of it was totally unrecognizable.

"Dammit! How can we find Sesshy without Mr. Bones!" Chaos finally wailed, pulling out another dog treat said "I'm so sorry Mrs. Bones but your husband is missing in action." Then with a glance at Chibi, who was staring at the matches/lighter, and looking about ready to explode, piled everything back into her pockets.

"Don't bother trying to take those from her." Nanners said, gazing at Chibi and Chaos.

Chibi's head snapped up and looking at Nanners chocked out "Why!"

"They seem to materialize around her, she has tons of secret pockets and even if you could get 'em all away she is very adept at using two sticks…" Nanners said leaning against a tree.

Chibi seemed to deflate, Nanners sniggered, and Chaos finished putting her junk away.

Everyone stood up and they stared on their quest again.

Five minutes later finds our hero's and company busily eating their lunch. Inuyasha was glaring around while his noodles cooked. "What I don't get," He growled "is why we couldn't have eaten earlier!"

"We were to busy watching Chaos. We had to make sure she didn't set the forest on fire while we weren't looking." Miroku said his hand straying down Sango's back.

"Believe me. It would take way more than us to keep her from burning something if she really wanted to." Nanners said leaning against a nearby tree. She would've said more but was interrupted by a scream of "HENTIE!" and a large slapping noise. Giving off a glare that would've made Chibi proud she continued "As I said before, She is very adapt at rubbing two sticks together when she's suffering from fire withdrawal."

"Where's Chaos now?" Kagome asked.

Everyone froze. Miroku then proceeded to take advantage of the situation, and rubbed Sango's butt. Another slap broke the ominous silence, this one knocked Miroku unconscious.

Chibi stood up, and glared around. "Chaos, come out right now." She demanded.

Chaos sidled out from behind a tree and looked fearfully at Chibi.

"I was just looking for firewood…" she said, holding out a measly excuse for a twig. Chibi's eye's narrowed, but Chaos was spared the clone #2's wrath by a very much disheveled Sesshomaru running straight towards them not seeming to see them till he ran smack-dab into the fuming Chibi.

Darn you Chibi glared at Sesshomaru who glared back So sorry mortal, but there is a white hairball chasing me and it's the cause of my clothes current state…He pointed at the various rips and tears.

Oh. So you met S.K. have you? She's your self appointed greatest fan you know. Chibi glared back

Sesshomaru glared with a faint touch of hope so you know her and can get rid of her for me?

Chibi snorted and glared I can't control her! The only one who I have the power to control is Chaos. She points at the afore-glared person. If you ask Nanners though, she can sometimes control S.K. without resorting to knocking her out. Sometimes.

Sesshomaru immediately wheeled and bowed to Nanners. Everyone fell down in shock except Chibi who was expecting something of the sort and Chaos who was playing with one of her lighters, trying to see how high she could get the flame.

Sessomaru stood up from his bow and said "I believe one of your friends is on her way here. Can you do me the favor of keeping her away from me?"

"Sure." Nanners said still a little shocked and not realizing what she had gotten herself into. What she had done was on the equivalent of keeping Chaos away from Krad (DNAngel). In other words impossible.

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