Tibnos book for old widows
STUPID HAYDEN
One day, there was a very annoying, but scratching, 5 year old boy named HAYDEN.
HE had a big nose, super wind burn, & a realy big head. Despite the size of his head, he was increadably stupid. He ate like a pig,& was fatter than anyone, but he was realy just full of hot air. He realy didn't look like a five year old at all.He loved to bounce around the village wreaking havoc whear ever he bounced. Familys hid, baibies cried, houses
colapsed, but still he would bounce & bounce & bounce! Then, one day, as he bounced, he landed on a sharp stick that gave him a nasty puncture. As he deflated, he wizzed of into space. The villagers rejoiced, & the village was peacful once again. Unfortuanatly, 3 days later, he blew back into the village,but this time he was much bigger!
He bounced through the village, once again wreaking havoc. He farted at the chief, sending him flying backwards, ate the head cook, sat on a house & drank the river. By now, the villagers had formed an angry mob. They had stakes, pitch forks, torches, rocks, knives, & other pointy things.
Hayden saw them and charged, then the angry mob charged. They stabbed & burned hayden brutily. Then, once again, he wizzed of into space, never to be seen there ever again.
The next day, hayden blew into NEW YORK CITY. He started eating skyscrapers everywhere. People ran & ran from the destruction, but one by one they were squashed by BIG, fat, belly bulging, super stupid hayden. Sudfdenly, he stepped on a tanker, it blew up.Then he peared into a window, took out a doughnut, ate it, & droped a fart. But at that time, the tanker was still on fire, so new york was obliverated. As for stupid hayden, his body fed many people.