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"Dude! Why did you pull me away from the girls like that?" Miroku fumed sadly. "That's cold man, REAL cold."
"Sorry, but you'd run too if you had a MAN coming onto YOU!" InuYasha shivered.
Miroku blinked, "Tu shay. So where to now?"
"I think I got a lead outa that he she, the guy told me I was going to meet his brother at a hut on the mountain behind Kaede's Village."
"Alright then, let's get going."
Miroku and InuYasha walked down the path and around the village until they came to another road going up the mountain, InuYasha approached one of the travelers pulling a cart behind him, "Excuse me sir! Is there a hut at the top of this road?"
"There is sonny, a strange person from the mainland runs a business out of there but it's also a rest stop and socializing center."
"Thank you." Miroku nodded. "Come InuYasha."
"Hey!" InuYasha barked. "Stop treating me like a dog!"
Up at the top of the hill they found the hut and were about to go in when a familiar feminine voice spoke up, "Hey, you there."
"Me?" Miroku turned around hopefully.
"Shut up!" InuYasha growled and turned to the woman in shock. "You, what are you doing here?"
"I've finally come, InuYasha." Kikyo stood with her arms folded, wearing a slightly stern face.
"Come for what?"
"The jewel shards, give the sacred jewel to me now!"
"But I don't have it."
"Liar!"
"No really I don't Kikyo." InuYasha whined in a pleading voice. "You have to believe me, I misplaced it."
"What?" Kikyo gasped.
"No don't worry I'm hot on the tail retracing my steps, see, I don't remember last night."
"I see." Kikyo raised an eyebrow. "There is no persuading you. So I will make you a deal. Give me the sacred jewel shards, and I will give you what you want."
"What's that?" InuYasha gasped, and Kikyo just winked. He gasped, "Oh alright!"
"What is it InuYasha?" Miroku asked.
"If I give her the jewel she'll finally put out for me!"
"But what about Kagome?"
"I will give you pleasure too." Kikyo cut him off.
"SOLD!"
"But Miroku, what about Sango?"
"Screw Sango, I'm gonna wanna screw Kikyo now!"
"HEY!"
"But only if you give me the shards." Kikyo frowned.
"But I already told you…"
Miroku put a hand over InuYasha's mouth, "How about this deal. You give, ME pleasure, then we give you the jewel, and if you have time, you can do him."
"What?" InuYasha growled.
"No think about it." Miroku grins slyly, knowing InuYasha was stupid.
InuYasha thought, "Alright, seems fair. Save the best for last, and Miroku's always so quick you can savor the time with me."
"Please, savor is hardly the word for this moment." Kikyo rolled her eyes.
"Alright let's do it."
"Miroku wait, she's my woman. Kagome aside, she…"
"InuYasha?"
"What."
"Look."
"Huh?" InuYasha turned from him and looked around. "Where's Kikyo?"
"She's gone…"
"DAMNIT you scared her off you perv!" InuYasha grabbed him by the collar.
"Say, you there."
"WHAT?" InuYasha turned angrily to gruff man's voice.
"I believe you have something I want." He furrowed his brow.
"What's that?" Miroku asked curiously.
"A sword called the Tokajin."
"Tokajin? Why does that name sound familiar?" InuYasha thought.
"It's a mystical powerful sword. We don't know very much about it only that it belonged a powerful demon but the sword is now free and out of his clutches. We must find it before it falls into the wrong hands. We believe you saw it last."
"Wait, we?" Miroku asked.
"Who we are is not important." The man stood alone.
"Never mind." InuYasha shook his head. "Look I'm really busy trying to find the jewel shards so…"
"The sacred jewel?" The man gasped.
"Yeah, what about it?" InuYasha lowered his eyebrows.
"Caution! Should even a SINGLE shard of the jewel fall into the sword and it wielded in the wrong hands, the world will fall into utter chaos! Please, be careful!"
"Yeah, yeah, whatever. Come on Miroku, enough sidetracks." InuYasha grabbed him arm and pulled him into the large house, leaving the man outside a bit baffled.
"Hello?" Miroku looked around.
A chubby short man came over smiling, "Hey it's you boys again!"
"Again?" Miroku blinked.
InuYasha scratched his head with a smirk, "At least we know we were here last night."
"Here, you're new clothes are finished."
"Clothes?" They both asked as the man handed them both two new outfits.
"Yes, you came to me and gave me some money for new clothes, and may I say they're the best I've ever crafted. Here, you can change over there."
"New clothes? That doesn't sound like us, were we drunk?" InuYasha asked as he took off his shirt.
"Maybe." Miroku shrugged as he began to unclothe.
"WHOA, dude!"
"What?"
"Your back, it got marked!"
"A tattoo? Hey, you too!"
"No way, what does mine say?"
"Mutt! What about mine?"
"Lecher! What about mine?"
"Mutt! What about mine?"
"Lecher! What about mine?"
"Mutt." Miroku turned around with a frown. "What does mine say?"
"Lecher." InuYasha's eyes narrowed. "What does mine say?"
"Mutt! What about mine?"
"LECHER!" InuYasha cracked his knuckles and was about to unleash his claws onto his monk friend.
"STOP! You fools!" The man ran over. "Scaring away my business…. Look, your tattoo says 'mutt' and his says 'lecher', alright?"
"Ooh." They both nod.
"Gees!" The man walked back off to sell some items to the waiting customers.
"Hey, nice threads." Miroku looked at the clothes he wore, a collared shirt and slacks. "They must be the mainland style from off the continent."
"Well whatever these are they feel nice and look sporty." InuYasha smiled at himself in the mirror. He wore jeans, a light under shirt and a red over shirt. "I'll bet we did this so the girls would be impressed and like us more."
"Hey look what I found in my pocket." Miroku pulled out some trinkets and among them was a key.
"How about this?" InuYasha pulled out a bird and it flew off. "Wow, do you believe in magic…!"
"Oh!"
"What Miroku?"
"That's not all we got." He wore a big grin. They went out back. "This!"
"We rented this, it's ours?" InuYasha gasped.
"Yup, only for as long as the weekend though." Miroku climbed aboard the horse drawn carriage. It was no ordinary Japanese transportation, it looked very fancy, like it came again from the mainland continent.
"We MUST have done this for the girls for today, are our gifts in there?"
"No." Miroku looked around.
"The jewel?"
"Sorry."
"Darn."
"But hey, at least while we're looking we can enjoy traveling around the area in style."
"True." InuYasha climbed aboard. "Let's go."
"Yah!" Miroku slapped the reins and the horses were off. Since they were by Kaede's Village, they stopped at their campsite. "Wait up a sec InuYasha, I've got to get a few things."
"Alright, just hurry it up then." InuYasha sat down and stared down at the burnt wood from the campfire and sighed. "Kagome…"
"What."
"AH, Kagome!" InuYasha gasped to see Kagome and Sango both standing before him.
"I dunno what you both are up to, but we just want to tell you this." Sango folded her arms.
"It's over!" They both yelled.
"What?"
"You guys completely ruined our house…"
"Treat us badly with no respect…"
"Don't act like you care about our relationship at all…"
"And ignore us on our anniversary to go run around after Kikyo!"
"You saw Kikyo?"
"SIT!"
"Listen up boys." Sango leered at them. "It's too late to fix this, so consider us through!"
"And don't even think about coming back for us!" Kagome fumed.
"No, stop wait!" InuYasha stood up from the dirt.
"No new clothes are gonna sway us otherwise." Kagome turned to go. "After you Sango."
"Thank you Kagome." Sango nodded and they both walked off back down to the village.
"Ah alright then I've got what I came for, let's go." Miroku smiled.
"You idiot, man we are sucky boyfriends! I'll bet this was all for us, what if we didn't get them gifts at all?"
"Don't speak like that, I know we're good boyfriends."
"Oh."
"What is it InuYasha?"
"Man, I feel sick."
"Maybe you need to go to the bathroom?"
"No my stomach… wait, no I know that feeling. It's love!"
"Love…?"
"Yeah! You love Sango and I love Kagome!"
"No way."
"It's real!"
"Alright!"
"Yeah!"
"You know InuYasha, I'll bet we got them great gifts. We just don't remember. Once we find them it'll all become clear, you just wait and see."
"Yeah, so let's hurry up and go and… oh."
"What is it?"
"Hang on I gotta go." InuYasha held his stomach and walked off.
"See I told you, I know your body." Miroku smiled and InuYasha just rolled his eyes. "Wow, so this is love." Miroku smiled as he watched nature around him as InuYasha answered to nature's call.