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As the boys rode around from town to town, retracing their steps in the general area around Kaede's village, they continued to search for more clues, until one found them.
"Ah, my lord, how fine to see you master."
"Hmm?" InuYasha felt a sucking on his neck. He slapped and revealed his hand to find a flea, "So, Myoga, it's you."
"Hello sir, nice to see you."
"What are you doing here?" Miroku looked over.
"I've come to ask of you both, mainly you InuYasha, where have you been?" Myoga grew angry. "You haven't slain demons and gone out looking for shards in over a week! Kagome does more than you in a day when she goes down the well, I'm surprised and disappointed in you!"
"Shut up." InuYasha tossed him behind him, he fell onto the ground and the carriage rode away.
"Why InuYasha? Forgive me…!" Myoga cried.
"Gees, what a pest." InuYasha humphed.
"Well he is a flea. Though he does have a good point."
"What, a guy can't relax and enjoy life? The only shards we know we're missing are the ones we can't get. Koga's for example."
"So until we slay him we might as well enjoy living peacefully. And since Koga will never be killed, looks like that'll be for quite a long time."
"How do you think a wolf would fare against a vicious bout of salmonella and tuberculosis?" InuYasha smirked.
"Very well, their stomachs can digest things humans can't, and I dunno about the other one though."
"Ammonia then?"
"We'll try that one come winter." Miroku winked and InuYasha smiled chuckling.
"Ah-Achoo!" Koga let out a hard sneeze.
"You alright boss?" Ginta asked.
"Got a cold?" Hakaku chimed in.
"Nah, I can feel my ears burning, somebody's talking about me." Koga growled.
"Please, who'd wanna talk about you?" Ayame groaned.
"What's your problem lately girl?"
"My problem, Koga, is you!"
"What?"
"Why are you so mean to InuYasha and Miroku? They're nice guys."
"What? They're jerks, stupid whining losers!"
"The only whine I hear Koga is what's coming from out of your mouth."
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah!" They both started growling at each other.
"Great, not this again." Ginta sighed.
"In fact, as soon as I find those twerps, it's time bruising time!" Koga snickered coldly.
"Koga, no." Ayame frowned sadly as he pounded a fist into his hand.
"Ow, hey!" Hakaku slapped his arm. "What the…?"
"Yuck, wolves taste horrible." Myoga groaned.
"Pesky flea." Hakaku threw him down into some bushes.
"Hey watch it." A woman growled.
"Huh?" The wolves turned to see Kikyo come out from behind a tree, holding Myoga.
Koga stepped forward, "Who are you wench?"
"I'm not a wench, I'm a priestess."
"A hot one too." Koga looked her up and down with a grin.
"Koga." Ayame growled in disgust, feeling sick to her stomach.
"Tell me where InuYasha has gone, this is his vassal is it not?"
"I dunno where he is, why do you want to know anyway?"
"I have my reasons."
"What's in it for me?" Koga folded his arms.
"If you tell me where they are, I can get the jewel shards they have, and in return I will pleasure you with my mouth."
"Ah!" Koga's mouth flew open and his jaw hit the ground. "Okay guys, new plan alright? First we find the losers, take their jewel shards, then it's time for them to wear some black and blue!"
"Yeah!" Ginta and Hakaku cheered.
"Hey, I have an idea on where they might be." Koga smirked sinisterly.
"Man it's already noon, we're loosing time to save our relationship here." InuYasha sighed.
"Sorry, I shouldn't have drank so much sake." Miroku came out from behind the bushes after relieving himself for a second time already.
"Gees, this is pathetic, Kagome is gonna kill me, what do I do?"
"Well, we could always trade girlfriends."
"What?"
"No think about it, I mean, Kagome isn't like Sango. Whenever I go to another girl and ask them to bear my children, Kagome is cool with it, not like Sango who gets all hot under the collar. I don't find that attractive in a woman, I'd have a better chance with somebody else like her."
"Yeah, and Sango DOES look a lot more like Kikyo anyways… SHUT UP!" InuYasha growled after the sarcasm.
"Gees sorry, just trying to lighten the mood."
"Yeah, whatever you perv."
"You there." A shrill squawk was heard.
"Now what?" InuYasha turned around to see a little green guy.
"Return the Tokajin at once!"
"Yeah, you show them master Jaken!" A little girl cheered.
"Be quiet and keep out of this Rin." Jaken shouted back.
"Tokajin… on that sword?" InuYasha asked.
"Yes, it belongs to my lord and master. I request you give it back before facing the wrath of my staff of two heads!"
"Look I dunno where it is. All I know is that you're not the only one after it."
"Others seek the great sword? You must not give it to them, they will do nothing but trouble with it! They are not worthy to hold it! It belongs to my master!
"Look whatever, screw your master, I've got bigger problems alright?" InuYasha slapped the reins and they rode off out of sight.
"Screw Sesshomaru?" Jaken's jaw dropped.
"Problem, Jaken?" A calm man's voice asked.
"No my lord!"
"Good." Sesshomaru stepped out from behind them. "I want my sword."
"Yes and you shall have it my lord, I guarantee we shall get it back from them." Jaken clenched a fist in determination.
Sesshomaru's eyes lowered into a frown, "You shall, or else."
InuYasha and Miroku rode further down the road towards the next large town when the carriage stopped at a crossroad next to another carriage of a couple, a young man and woman. The two couples looked at each other and gave a nod. The man was very toned, had long hair, and was quiet a man. The woman was tall, slender and had a beautiful face. The man flexed and shook his hair. InuYasha nodded at Miroku, InuYasha flexed and waved his even longer hair. The man put an arm around his girl. Miroku and InuYasha nodded, Miroku put an arm around InuYasha. The man growled and began to kiss his girlfriend, it went deeper and deeper as their mouths welcomed each other's tongues and they felt up each other's bodies passionately. They looked back over at the boys and nodded. InuYasha and Miroku looked at each other, nodded, and Miroku tore off InuYasha's shirt, felt through his hair as InuYasha began to maul his face and neck with his mouth. They turned back to the couple, wiped their mouths, and nodded. Disgusted and horrified in shock at what they'd just seen, they drove off.
"Alright, victory!" InuYasha and Miroku slapped high fives.
"Never speak of that to anyone." InuYasha cleared his throat.
"To the grave with it." Miroku nodded with a gulp and slapped the reins.
Meanwhile back in Kaede's Village…
"Come on Sango, we need to go buy some supplies." Kagome called.
"Yeah, we're out of food. The next town over should have a good surplus." Sango smiled. They went out the door but stopped. "What are you doing here?"
"Kikyo!" Kagome gasped.
"Where are InuYasha and Miroku?"
Kagome was in too much shock so Sango did the talking, "We don't know, why?"
"I'm looking for them, they've got something I need."
"Well I don't care where they are anyway." Kagome snapped out of it and walked off.
"Stay away from our boyfriends you wench." Sango turned her back and followed.
"I'm not a wench, I am a priestess, and according to your 'boyfriends' a hot one."
They both stopped in their tracks and turned around, "Shut up and go away!" They both stormed off fiery, leaving the priestess out of clues and off her trail again.
"Hey, over there." InuYasha pointed to see a man on a horse, it was the man from earlier at the house.
"He's brought friends." Miroku nodded and InuYasha turned to his side
"Bah don't worry, they're harmless, sides I've got my Tetsusaiga." InuYasha smirked, but he fell over after getting hit upside the head with Miroku's staff.
Miroku turned around to see somebody behind, "Hey, that's my gimmick!"
"Quiet, go to sleep." The younger man in a familiar outfit growled and knocked him out.
"Good, he shall be please." The man nodded on the horse as he pulled them on limply.
"Yes, he shall." The others nodded and smirked evilly. "Come now, we must away."