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"Give me the jewel and I will give you pleasure." Kikyo was stripping.
"Oh no, pleasure first." Miroku smiled.
"Alright." Kikyo grinned sexily.
"Oh yeah!"
"Hey yoh!" InuYasha hit him to wake him up.
"Sex?" Miroku shot up to find himself next to InuYasha in their underpants. "AH!"
"You." The man on the horse from earlier, now not on the horse, appeared.
"Where are we?"
"Get dressed." The younger one who knocked them out threw them their clothes.
After getting dressed they both walked outside, "Man, I really hurt."
"Yeah, what did you do to us? My but is really sore." Miroku made a face.
"Well after apprehending you we had to do a search."
"Ha, ha! You got a guy shoved up your ass!" InuYasha laughed.
"Well I did you after him, big mouth. Which I searched by the way."
InuYasha stopped laughing and covered his mouth, "God did you wash your hands?"
"No, the river is almost a mile off, and you would wake up any minute."
"Oh dear god!" InuYasha stuck his finger down his throat to induce vomiting.
"And somehow that makes my bum feel better." Miroku smiled with satisfaction.
"Where are we going anyway?" InuYasha's stomach lurched.
"Up there to our hideout." The man pointed as he led them towards the large house. They reached the door and the man fumbled with the items in his pockets.
"Wait there." The younger one pointed at the two boys and went to the man. "No, no, not that one, the big one."
"The silver one?"
"No that dirty brown one."
InuYasha turned to Miroku, "Pst." Miroku looked over. InuYasha pretended to hold a staff and pretended to knock the men out over the head. They turned and InuYasha smirked innocently, "Heh, keys."
"Yeah." They nodded back smugly. "The gold one?"
"No you son of a…! Bronze, bronze!"
"Alright, alright, gees!"
"Pst." InuYasha got Miroku's attention and repeated his actions.
Miroku looked at the tree he was leaning against, "You want a branch?"
"No." InuYasha growled through gritted teeth so the men didn't hear him. He whispered hoarsely, "Hit them over the head with your staff!"
Miroku just stared at him, "What, you need a drink?"
InuYasha rolled his eyes, walked over, grabbed his staff and pretended to hit the two guys, then he gave it back and nodded, "Do that, okay?"
Miroku blinked at his staff, "You want my staff?"
"Oh for the love of…!" InuYasha growled, grabbed the staff and knocked them out, then threw it back at Miroku. "You couldn't do that huh? What are you deaf!"
"Gees you don't yell, all you had to do was ask."
"Impossible." InuYasha sighed and looked around. "So now what?"
"I got an idea." Miroku picked up the unconscious men. They changed into their familiar armor and went into the hideout, following others in the same clothes to a main hall room. "This must be where they meet."
"I wonder who the leader is?" InuYasha looked around as the restless bunch stopped chattering as another old man appeared on a platform.
"Folks, I bring you greatness! Truly a joyous moment, as we reach ever closer to our goal! I give to you the one man who shall lead us to this glory, and his name is… KOHAKU!"
"Kohaku?" InuYasha and Miroku gaped as Kohaku appeared from out behind a curtain and stood on a barrel.
"Fellow slayers! The ones who possess the shards and the sword have been found!"
"Kohaku!" They all cheered. InuYasha's jaw was dropped.
"Soon once we attain them, we can create a world of peace and posterity where there is no hate and no evil!"
"Kohaku!" They cheered again. Miroku was bored so he started poking the others.
"Hey, stop it." He whined meekly.
"A prosperous land where everyone is happy. The sick shall be cured, the wounded shall be healed, no wars, everyone owns a home on their land!"
"Kohaku!" They all cheered again.
"They laughed at us and at our idea, saying it wasn't possible,but now that we're merely steps away, the long shot is closer than ever right before us. So whose laughing now?" Kohaku looked around smiling as everyone remained quiet. "Us guys, we are, gees."
"Kohaku!" Miroku and InuYasha cheered and got looks. "What?"
"There they are, that's them!" The man from earlier growled, running in with the other young man, wearing only his underwear. "They knocked us out and stole our armor!"
"No we didn't." Miroku shook his head.
"Yes you did."
"No we didn't."
"Yes you did!" The man cried, the crowd looking back and forward.
"Hey who are you going to believe Kohaku?" InuYasha asked.
"Men, give my father back his clothes." Kohaku frowned.
"Oh gees." Miroku sighed as they were surrounded.
"Well at least now we can tell Sango that some slayers are still alive and we found not only her dad but her brother Kohaku." InuYasha shrugged.
"What's going on Kohaku, why are you acting like this? This isn't you. Why don't you go return to your sister Sango?"
"Sango?" Kohaku blinked but then smiled. "You must mean her." Kohaku snapped his fingers and another man pulled out Kagome and Sango, bound and gagged.
"Girls!" InuYasha and Miroku gasped.
"Sango look, slayers! And we found your dad and brother right there, look!" Miroku cried. Sango just groaned, rolling her eyes.
"It's no use. We all live again thanks to the power of my sacred jewel shard, though we are all blank slates. I did that on my own accord, I wanted it, I wanted to start a new live anew and to forget the horrible immages of my past. As slayers we do nothing but fight and kill when all we want is a peaceful happy world where we can truly do what we want and not what we need to survive. Once we attain the jewel our dream shall become a reality!"
"Great, now what do we do?" InuYasha growled.
"What if we switched girlfriends?" Miroku whispered.
"For the last time, shut up with that alright? Gee!"
"Look just let the girls go."
"We shall, but you must do something for us." Kohaku frowned. "Give us the sacred jewel shards and the sword Tokajin."
"But we don't know where they are yet, we have to find them."
"You lost the sacred jewel shards!" Kagome shrieked inaudibly behind the gag.
"I'm retracing my steps to find what we lost though. So don't worry."
"Oh I'm not worried, you should be though. For if you don't return them, the girls die."
"What, kill your own sister?" Miroku gasped at Kohaku.
"She's nothing but a stranger to me, she means nothing."
"Well he did it before." InuYasha whispered behind a hand.
"Now go and do as I say!" Kohaku pointed for them to be taken away.
"Don't worry, my loves!" Miroku cried.
"We'll save you!" InuYasha called as they were taken outside by the slayers.
"Aw man." Sango and Kagome sighed to each other.
Outside the boys sighed, changed back into their new clothes from before. InuYasha looked around, "Now what? Our cart is gone, and we have no leads on clues."
"Hey, you there!"
"Oh god no!" InuYasha went pale.
"Hey sexy." Jakotsu appeared. "Whose your fine friend? He's not as handsome as you."
"Is this the dude from the club house?" Miroku asked.
"Yeah."
"Ugh, I can see why you ran now, good call man, good call." He shuddered.
"Where is the halberd?" Jakotsu asked.
"We don't know yet, we've got other big problems on our hand to alright?" InuYasha sighed.
"I'll be a big problem for you too if you don't give me what I want by sundown tonight." He grinned at InuYasha and licked his lips. "And I do mean, big."
"AH!" InuYasha screamed and started to run, pulling Miroku along with him.
"Hey you there, stop!" Another voice called out after them.
"Now who?" InuYasha turned as he ran and ran strait into the chest of a samurai police officer. "Oh crud."
"You there, criminals, come with us." He frowned angrily.
"Great, what else did we do last night?" Miroku sobbed as they were handcuffed and taken back to the samurai police headquarters.
Inside the building they were thrown into a dark windowless room before a huge buff samurai with a sword, "Chief, we got the men who robbed the rich old lady's house."
"Those aren't the jewel thieves." The chief growled. "We already caught them, turned out to be some lady and her little sister. Very freaky people, named Kagura and Kanna."
"Ah..." InuYasha went to speak but Miroku shook his head, so he was silent.
"Sorry for the mix up boys, but we have good news." The chief smiled. "We found a sword and we believe it belongs to you."
"Aw great where is it!" InuYasha beamed.
"Well…" The chief looked around. "I asked the police to keep it here for 24 hours, but I guess they got antsy and already took it off to the holding hut across town. I'm sorry."
"That's alright, at least you have it and we finally know where it is."
"I'm sorry for the mix up boys. Would you care for a snack?" The man held up some ninja snacks.
"Holy samurai ninja's!" InuYasha gasped.
"Yes, that we are." The chief chuckled as InuYasha took a bag of chips and Miroku grabbed a box of crackers. "Those are good, enjoy."
"Thanks man, you're alright." Miroku smiled and they left.
"Alright, so the hut is across town then?" InuYasha asked, crumbs on his face.
"Yes. Both the sword and our rental carriage are there. The lady there should help us."
"Man this is perfect, one sword down, one to go, I wonder whose it is? Tokajin or Banryu?"
"I hope it's the halberd." Miroku shuddered. "The last thing I want is another guy up my ass."
"And the last thing I want is some guy shoving himself down my throat." InuYasha frowned.
"Agreed." Miroku sighed sadly. This was turning out to be one bad adventurous day.