What the Heck?
Chapter 1
The Beginning of a Beautiful Chaos
Naruto started walking down the path daydreaming about how sexy and beautiful Sakura was when he found Sasuke looking at a tree.
Naruto said, "Sasuke! What the hell are you doing looking at the tree?"
Sauske faced him and thought, "He looks so sexy with his stupid jumpsuit thingy that makes him look like a retard."
Sasuke said, "None of your business you idiot."
Naruto yelled, "I'm not an idiot! I'm just mentally challenged!"
Hentai saw and blushed when she saw Naruto.
She thought, "I wish I have the courage to talk to Naruto, or least touch him."
Naruto saw Hentai and waved, while Sasuke just walked away fantasizing about what it'll be like when he kills Itachi and that tree he was staring at.
When Hentai saw Naruto waving, she blushed so much that her face looked like a giant tomato.
Some retarded tomato lovers saw Hentai's head and said, "Holy crap, what a juicy tomato to fill my red belly!"
They ran after Hentai and ate her head. And Naruto just watched as if nothing happened. But when the tomato lovers were gone, Hentai grew another head.
Naruto thought, "I wonder if I can eat her head again?"
Hentai thought, "I wonder if he'll let me touch his butt."
Author's Note: I know my stories are weird and well that's how I write. Well at least in fanfiction.