Okay, this is supposed to be humorous! It's not really a fanfic, because the conversations were really written throughout a five-month period... September through January. These conversations were taken from a private note journal created by a couple of friends. Of course, names and things have been changed around to fit the characters... I'm just doing one note page at a time, and each chapter I add will be a new class period and note. Alrighty? Alrighty.

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Kagome

Sango

Page One

THIS JOURNAL IS TOTALLY PRIVATE.

(So if you're reading this, we hate you already.)

Boo!

Page Two- Sept. 30

Remind me not to eat alot of ice cream tonight... I'll get seriously sick.

And gassy!
No, just... I'll poo. Alot.

Yeah... remind me not to eat much either.

Homemade vanilla is better than French Vanilla. 3 But anyway... /3 InuYasha!

I've never tried homemade vanilla, anyways... why did decide to go with InuYasha is you weren't going to talk to him?

...who knows. Probably just to see if he'd notice me or care I was there. (He didn't.)

Well... maybe he thinks you don't notice him...

I highly doubt it. You should dig into his mind for me...

That's probably what he thinks, and I don't wanna dig... we don't even know eachother that well.

Then get to know him better! Or get Miroku to... wait. I have to tell Miroku, don't I?

You don't have to if you don't want to. But he would probably be a good "digger".

I might tell him about the plan... and speaking of Miroku...

Grr... don't remind me.

Indeed I won't. In which case, we should go to the library and get some spell books!

Yes we should...

Good... anyway... I want someone to love! ...or at least to hold hands with. Someone cute. /3

Aww... me too.

Yeah. Not only am I lonely... I just want Hojo to notice.

Why do you want Hojo to notice?

Because I want him off my back!

But he's in love with you!

Don't say that! That's not true!

Yes it is, I bet you a million yen!

You loose. Hand it over.

Umm... can I make that in payments?

Sure. But, I really don't think he's in love with me! The other girls asked him and he said no, that it was too soon for love!
He could just be lying. Lies, lies, lies! I hate lies, why can't everyone just tell the truth?
Because then everyone would tell us that they shave in unnessecary places and have secret fantasies.

True, true... sad but true.

Hahaha. You know you do, too! Heehee. Oh, oh! I love BrainPop! I used to watch it all the time! I discovered that website!
I like Bill Nye the science guy.
A/N: Yeah, I know this is Japan, but it's set in modern times, and I couldn't find a replacement for Brain Pop and Bill! xD

Oh, oh... who do we know who will hold hands with us... and is cute?

Nobody wants to hold hands with us, Kagome. We are losers... in denial.
Yeah, maybe you! Just kidding. We just have to break away from our losers habits.

What do you suggest?
YOU suggest! Be as shallow as you want.
First we need to know what kind of guy you want to hold hands with.
Umm... guys who aren't stupid?
That's not very specific... I need names!
Uh...? InuYasha? Oh wait. That brings us back to Box One. Damn!


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Alrighty.