1Peter is in the drive thru at a Burger place

Peter: Yes hi Id like a grease burger with some extra cholestral sauce and a side of heart attack fries?

Driver: Hey your not supposed to be in here.

Peter: No thank you I dont want a soft drink.

Peter pulls up to the window and sees Adam West.

Adam West: Hello Peter.

Peter: I believe I have a burger coming to me.

Adam: Peter I have a business proposition for you.

Peter:I believe I have a burger coming to me.

Adam: Shut up and come with me.

(Peter is in the West manison)

Campaign official: Hello Peter.

Peter: Yeah hi-

Campaign official: Yes I know whats going through your head your wondering why the opposing party of your best friend Brian would kidnap you. Well I have the answer we can do this the hard way or the easy way. Peter if you agree to be a snitch for the West campaign and give us all the dirt on Brian we will handsomely reward you and if you refuse well we have gas and water bills that havent been paid in years stacking up against you. Any questions?

Peter: Yeah If it takes this long to get my food again Im going to be taking my business elsewhere.

(Cut to the News)

Tom Tucker: Election fever is going through Quahog.

Diane Simmons: Brian Griffin the Democratic candidate has launched one of the most extensive campaigns in history. Our Asian reporter Trica Takanawa interviewd Griffin today.

Brian: I think the city of Quahog deserves a mayor who doesn't spend tax payers money for his personal reasons and uses the police force to arrest his enemies.

(Cut to police arresting a man)

Police: Did you or did you not rent the last copy of this new release from the video store!

Person: Please leave me alone.

Police: Shut up your going to prison for a very long time.

Tom Tucker: Our latest survey says that if the election was held today Griffin would win in a landslide.

Peter is walking through the park with Brian. People are walking up to Brian and shaking his hand.

Campaign Official in tight over coat: Hello Peter.

Peter: Ive had enough of your bad service I go to Burgerland now!

Goons grab Peter and bring him to West manor.

Peter: Listen leave me alone and maybe Ill buy coffee there every once in a while.

Official: Peter its time to give us the dirt on Brian.

Peter I could never betray my friends not after last time.

(Cut to Peter in Godfather II)

Michael Corelone: I know it was you Peter you broke my heart!

Official: Very well then consider yourself evicted.

Peter :Oh all right, I know Brian likes martinis.

Political writers scribble down everything on a piece of notebook paper.

Peter: He had to wear a cone over his head when he had that bad diarehia.

Official: Thanks for your time Peter I think we have enough to ruin Brians political career. Be sure to visit us on the web at WestforQuahog.gov and

Peter What about my handsome reward?

Official: Enjoy these bumper stickers and buttons.

Peter(Suddenly excited): Oh wow thanks!