Spanks Page One
By Jabber-Nut Foxypants
Nut: Oh yeah... fans are the best. You guys rock! I'll serious!
Shawlynn: If you didn't review her stories, she wouldn't be a writer or in politically correct terms, an author.
Spring-Bomb: Since when are you politically correct?
Shawlynn: Ever since the world changed into a politic correct mass of chaos.
Dark-Ego: The world is too political...
Sugar-Jak: But do you, the readers, care about politics? Of course not! You guys love being absurdly weird and odd.
Nut: Like me! All for being weird say "WHOOP!"!
All including readers: WHOOP!
Kage'em: And on to the spanks!
Spanks goes to...
Belie: Well, of course there's mistakes! No one is perfect especially me... if there's anybody perfect, which there's not, it would be Joe Don Rooney from Rascal Flatts.
Shawlynn: She means his butt is perfect.
Nut: Not true! Okay, true... NEXT!
Platypus Shoelace: Oh my best friend Platypus Shoelace... thank you for sparing me your fiery correction skills. And don't you mean Puck? (Starts laughing hysterically) Pretty pretty dancing... come freshie... dancie dancie! (STILL laughing hysterically) Talk to you later Platy.