A/N: (falls) This next drabble is incredibly silly (when compared to all the others, at least). I couldn't help myself though; it was the first thing that popped into my mind when I read the theme so I took it and ran. Forgive me! The next one will be better! (dies)
By JleeBean
5. The effect of impact on stationary objects.
"I hope you two realize the gravity of the situation here," Shigure said sternly. His dark eyes seemed, if possible, to grow even darker as he surveyed the two teenagers sitting in front of him with dismay.
The Neko shifted uncomfortably under his gaze. "It was just an accident—"
"Accident or not, this will not be tolerated!" Shigure cried, a balled fist coming down hard on the table that separated them.
Beside Kyou, Kagura sniffed loudly. "I'm so sorry," she said, her voice trembling with oncoming tears.
Shigure felt his anger dwindle a bit; seeing the Ino so upset was enough to break even the strongest resolve, but Shigure struggled to hold on to what was most important. "That's not enough," he replied firmly. "I've warned you two—asked you—but what do you do? You go on and ignore me anyway!"
"It's not like it's the first time—" Kyou offered hastily, and Shigure let out a strangled cry.
"Exactly! How many more will you damage, Kyou? How many more!"
By that time, Kagura had burst into tears and Kyou, in a flurry of frustration and exasperation, cried,
"For god's sake, Shigure, it's just a damned door!"
Next: And yes, the way you look at me.