How could Klinger be so stupid as to throw out my wedding ring? I'm going to kill him and take his wardrobe. That ridiculous big nosed freak!
Why I'm so mad I have no idea. It's not as though Donald and I are in the perfect marriage at the present time. But that is not the point, Klinger threw out a beautiful wedding ring, symbolising the bond between to people (no matter how estranged) and had the nerve to say it was just garbage.
Well he is definitely going to regret this. I'll make his life so miserable he's going to beg Potter to put him on the front line!