Penobscott. Just hearing that name enrages me. What could she possibly see in him? So what if he's a Lieutenant Colonel? Big deal if his chest is covered with medals.
He's probably as thick as the muscles in his arms. He definitely doesn't have my charm and wit or my dashing blue eyes.
But I'm not jealous! Of course not, I'm just looking out for her well being.
Eventually she'll see what she's missing and come crawling back…yep. And when she does I will be sitting on my cot waiting. It's only a matter of time now before she dumps that stupid…Penobscott.