Hey! My Eleventh story, whoo!

Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter.

This story is dedicated to all the people who are in it, that aren't in Harry Potter.

I, Lily Jane Evans, was, as usual, on time for my first day of school. This year was sixth year, and my second last.

I played with my auburn hair while waiting for my four best friends to arrive: Emma Rodgers, Claudia Clark, Ellie Greene and Jesse Jones.

Knowing Emma she would be the last one to arrive, and just in the nick of time. Her family had six people to organize and get to Hogwarts. Her family was huge, nine children, eleven including adults.

Jesse would probably be here any minute; she was usually as organized as I was, just not as much.

And as for Claud and Ellie, well it varied, most of the time they were late though.

'Hey Lils,' shouted a girl with thick sandy blonde hair and hazel eyes.

'Hey Jess. I knew you would be here soon,' I said.

'Seen anyone else?' Jess asked me.

I shook my head. 'No, that's why I was standing by myself.'

'Oh look,' Jess pointed to two boys with red hair and chocolate brown eyes. 'It's Nick and Alex; Emma should be here any minute.'

Emma's two older twin brothers who loved to muck up and have fun had arrived. Sure enough a light red haired girl with light green eyes appeared holding her youngest brothers hand, it was Andrews first year.

Emma spotted us and ran over.

'Hey guys! It's Andrews first year. Second youngest,' she said happily.

Victoria was ten and she was the youngest of the Rodger family, she was coming to Hogwarts next year.

'Hey Em,' we both said.

'Claud and Ellie have just come,' I pointed out when I saw two girls come through the wall onto platform nine and three quarters.

Ellie had silky brown hair and chocolate brown eyes.

Claud had thick, black hair and brown eyes.

'Should we get on the train? It's going to leave soon,' I told them.

They nodded and we all quickly got on. We sat in a large compartment area for a while, just talking. When I say a while I mean like five minutes because it didn't take long for the Marauders to find us.

To describe my friends would be a simple process. All are unique and all have different qualities to them. First I will describe myself.

I have auburn coloured hair which is wavy. I have emerald green eyes that sparkle, I am quite good at most things I do, like school work, but when it comes to sport and Quidditch, I suck.

Jesse Jones, the sarcastic one of the group. Say something remotely stupid and you won't hear the end of it for a while. She's a muggle born, like me. She has had the occasional boyfriend but she likes to focus on school work and her sporting life.

Claudia Clark, the dumb comment one of the group. The reason I said "comment" is because she is really smart at school work. She is the one Jess picks on the most.

Ellie Greene, the outrageous one of the group. Loves to prank people, mostly the Marauders, and never seems to get detentions. She's loud and weird and very out there. But that's cool with us.

Lastly Emma Rodgers. Her father is Matt Rodgers and he plays Chaser for the Irish team, I can't remember what they're called. Her family is huge and she loves to take care of them. Most of them are younger than her. Four are older. Two have left the school and two are in their seventh year. She is the only one who actually has had a lot of boyfriends. Not a lot like James Potter a lot, but a lot for our group.

'Hello ladies,' said a messy black haired boy with hazel eyes. Behind him stood three very different boys.

'Hi James,' they all said.

'How were your holidays, Remus?' Claud asked.

'Great, all the Marauders went to James' for the summer.'

'Yeah and since James and I live next door, I spent the summer with four teenage boys,' said Emma. James and Emma had known each other for ages, since they could remember. To Emma's family, James was like their tenth child.

Sirius sat down next to Emma; he had black hair and soft grey eyes.

The last boy to sit down was Peter Pettigrew; he was a plump boy with blonde hair and sharp, alert, watery blue eyes.

He sat down next to Jess, who moved over so she could try and get away from him.

'We're going to make a television show, we decided,' said Jess.

'What?' asked James.

'Emma and I are going to have our own television show when we're older,' Jesse said again.

'What's television?' Sirius asked.

I sighed; this was going to be hard. 'Don't worry about it,' I said, trying to save them from trouble.

'The Queens of Comedy,' Emma said, 'that's going to be the name of our show.'

'It sounds like your gay,' Ellie said.

'What?'

'Like Queens, so it sounds as if you're lesbians,' explained Ellie.

'How about this then: "The Queens of Comedy" and then in brackets our sub-heading can be "we're not gay",' Emma decided.

'Great,' said Jess happily.

'What channel are you going to be on?' I asked.

'Nine,' said Emma.

'Eleven,' Jess argued.

'Ten,' they both said at the same time.

'Would someone please explain to me what you are talking about,' wailed Sirius.

'No,' I said.

'Please.'

'NO!' I shouted.

'Boy, your girlfriend sure does have a fiery temper,' Sirius whispered to James. But Sirius whispering is like a normal person talking. And Sirius talking normally is like a person shouting.

'I am not his girlfriend,' I explained to Sirius in his tone of speaking normally.

'Like I said.'

James just punched Sirius on the arm to make him stop.

'Don't touch me,' Sirius said.

A boy knocked on the door. We all turned to see who it was, but we shouldn't have held our breath.

'Hello,' he said happily, 'what do we have here?'

'Go away Snivelly,' said James warningly.

A girl joined Snape. 'Three mudbloods, and too many blood traitors to count,' said Bellatrix.

'Shut up, Bella,' said Sirius.

'Oh, I better do what my cousin says or I might . . . hmm . . . I don't even know, he's too weak to do anything but play around with innocent girls that don't know what they're getting themselves into.'

'Go away,' said Emma.

'Oh, I'm going now that you said that, it really changed my mind,' laughed Bella.

'Hey Snivelly, think you're pretty cool when you have company around don't you?' laughed James. 'But you think you're cool with a girl!'

'What's wrong with girls?' asked Emma. If you know Emma then you know you don't say anything sexist around her.

'Nothing,' he said quickly. 'Snivelly has himself a girlfriend!'

'Eurgh,' said Bellatrix, 'there is no way in the world I would date him when Rodolphus is around,' she said dreamily.

They all laughed when they saw Snape's face at the comment she made. They went and the group was left alone again.

James and Remus were talking secretly in the corner while the rest of us listened to Sirius go on about how last year on the last day of school he had saved a baby magpie from a Hippogriff that had roamed into the grounds. None of us believed him, of course.

'You realise that there are no magpies in England,' Jess said.

I laughed, the noise seemed to startle Remus and they stopped talking.

I looked over at Claudia to see her reaction, but she had become red in the face, but red was a bit of an understatement, she had turned scarlet, and was looking at the doorway.

'Hi Gildy,' she said dreamily.

Ellie and Emma burst out laughing as Gilderoy Lockhart replied,

'Hi Claudy.'

It was too much for Jesse to handle, I could see all the comments and snide remarks building up her head.

'How are you, Gildy?' Jess asked, mimicking Claud.

He looked at her, smiled, and said,

'Fine thank you,' without detecting any sarcasm in her voice.

'Glad to hear it,' she said, a little annoyed that he didn't note the sarcasm.

He smiled again, waved goodbye to Claudia and left, but not before getting out a mirror and checking his hair was in the right place.

'He reminds me of you, Sirius,' Jess remarked.

'How dare you, I am not caught up in my appearance and not smart enough to detect sarcasm when it slaps me,' he explained.

Jesse coughed, making it sound something like, 'yeah right.'

'. . . and then he's had three wives and he has three children,' Emma said excitedly.

'So?' Jesse said.

'So . . . It means he's happy to remarry again,' she said.

'Meaning?'

'I have a chance- duh!'

'He's so old,' Jesse laughed, rolling her eyes.

'He's only forty-seven,' she argued.

'Oh, I should have realised, you're so suited for him,' Jess said, trying to keep a straight face.

Emma recognized her sarcasm immediately, unlike Gilderoy, and whacked her.

'Slack!' shouted Jess.

'No it's not; you were being offensive to Gary.'

'I'm so sorry, I didn't realize I was being offensive, I will go and apologize straight away.'

'Enough!' I shouted, this was going to go on forever.

Sirius, who had gone to snog his latest girlfriend came back in.

'Hey, um . . . what's his name is looking for you,' he said to Emma.

'Don't talk to me; you look nothing like Gary, so therefore you can't talk to me. And are you talking about Cameron?'

'Yeah,' he said, confused.

She left, quickly rushing out of the room to find her boyfriend.

The Great Hall was filled with people, eating, catching up with old friends and laughter. Nothing was different with our group.

The boys were all eating, stuffing as much food as they could in their mouths before the food disappeared.

Emma was catching up with Katherine, Hannah and Isy. They were talking about how Steven, Isy's ex-boyfriend, was now dating Rachel Summers.

Jesse was laughing at something stupid Claud had said, something about Gildy.

I was listening to Ellie talk about the new Kelly Clarkson album.

'It's so good, I love it, especially track twelve,' she said happily. Thinking I was listening, when I was actually looking at James.

He was talking about how the next way they were going to prank Severus was going to be the best yet.

'You can call me six times but still won't pick up the phone!' we sung. All five of us were singing our favourite song, by the Veronicas.

'You can spend all your money on me but still I'll say no, you can write a million letters everyday confessing to me, that I am the girl of your dreams, but nobody ever asked me, I never looked at you that way, because I always thought you were gay!'

We finished the chorus and we all fell of our beds laughing.

'This song suits you and James,' Ellie said.

I laughed harder, James, gay. I didn't think so.

Peter, I could see.

Haha, good ending! Please review, next chapter up soon- I'm on holidays!