Mksanime: Note, this is the most and completely pointless and corniest thing I ever wrote… Trust me coke and chocolates doesn't mix together, especially when you eat it at night! Wahhhhh . and oh there's no lime, citrus or whatever you guys call it…hmm lets say no sexual stuff in this chappie..srry..

Summary: Completely pointless thing I ever wrote.. I don't even no what to write for summary other than, implied ShinoSaku

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto… SO there!

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Weirdness runs everywhere…

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Dan dan da da duh Tadaaaa…. " I, the great green beast of Konoha, swear to protect my lovely cherry blossom of youth!"

O.O Everybody goes wha- O.o? kung fu fighting hya huh Hya BOOM! Sha ka la ka la ka….

"Sakura-chan run, You, green beast I'll be the one to save my Sakura-chan" proclaimed the blonde haired boy, as he stood like superman, with both of his arms are at the side of his hips, in an intimidating manner….

"Uhh.. guys Save from what?" ask the confused Sakura, as they both pointed at the chicken haired man that was leaning on the tree, minding his own business…

"From Sasuke?"

"NO! There!" She followed the direction of their fingers again…" A watermelon? Save me from a watermelon? You're not serious are you?"

"Gasp My dear Sakura-chan this is not to be taking lightly, this is a very crucial moment and we need all your support to defeat that vile thing" he said seriously, " Don't worry Sakura-chan I'll be here for you" lee said while he did his nice guy pose..

Naruto stood still fuming at that…that freaky eyebrow kid "You! I told you I'll save Sakura-chan," he said while he charge towards the watermelon and did some hand seals

"Kage bunshin no jutsu" then multiple Naruto came and attack the watermelon

"Die ahahah DIE DIE DIE" he did an evil laugh Muahahhaahhaha…. Er okay….moving along…

Lee then ran towards Sakura scooping her and carried her like a bride style, as he ran away and place her at the very very high cliff… Then he ran back down and pointed angrily towards Naruto "You Cat boy!"

He gasp as he narrowed his eyes, glaring daggers towards lee "Cat boy? Im a FOX A FOX, You stupid green brow huge thing freak!"

"I don't have a huge Eyebrow!"

Rawr her comes the cat fight.. meow…meow… " A FOX! NOT A CAT!" hehe ehem Rawr here comes the er green and fox fight……

"AAAAAAAhhhhhhhhh" a loud scream was heard from the very very top of the cliff, they both stopped and ran towards Sakura

"SAKURA-CHAN! I'll Save You" They both yelled in unison, as they dash towards her….

"A bug! A bug! Get it away!" She cried, and then she glanced towards where she heard the rustling of leaves came from and dun dun dun dun….. Shino comes to the rescue…

" Come" he said, and then the bug went towards him and disappeared… Sakura then ran towards him and jumped in his arms "My hero!"

Then Lee and Naruto came and looked towards Sakura and Shino kissing each other..

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" was all the world heard before it got invaded my Martians…

Owari

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Hey Hao'sAnjul, thanks for your review again and you never did pick which pairings you would like me to do? And sorry I don't do Yaoi's and Yuri, if you ever choose that…er I mean, well u get it ahhh I cant even explain right anymore ……

Review please review (cries more more and more till thewhole fanfiction got flooded by my tears )

I accept flames, critics and praise in this chapter!