Chapter 6: Explaining: Inuyasha
Well, guys, you know the old saying, "Quality over quantity," right? That'show I feel right now, so far I've had seven reviews, total. Not only that, but they were from the same two people. (And me)but that doesn't matter! Because those two reviewers (and me) are all I need. But that doesn't get the rest of you off the hook! You disappoint me. Your eyes stain my fic! Enjoy.
Since the Inuyashas were the ones with the super hearing, they talked along the way, both of them with their hands in the opposite sleeve, as per usual. "So, I'm guessing you saw Kagome's-" "Mark? Yeah." Inuyasha interrupted. "So you know that I-" "Yeah." "So there's not too much to explain is there?" "I do have one question." said Inuyasha, "And that is…?" asked Inuyasha2. "What about Kikyo?" Inuyasha2 sat down leaning against a tree, cross legged, and removed Tetsusaiga to be more comfortable. As he sat, he said the following: "Hmmph, I could care less." "WHAT?" "Hey, you don't have to be so loud! You of all people should know how much that hurts!" shouted Inuyasha2, removing his hands from his ears, and turning the right one into fist. "I think I have right to yell! How did you expect me to react!" "Stop shouting dammit!" "I could say the same thing to you!" "RRR…" "RRR…" then, in unison, they turned away from each other, with loud, "Hmmph!'s" Inuyasha turned his head slightly to say, "Did you really say, 'I could care less?'" "I meant it." said Inuyasha2 curtly, sitting back down. "She's dead anyway." "How can you say that!" exclaimed Inuyasha, waving his arms. "Think about it!" shouted Inuyasha2. "She never loved you in the first place! Not when she was alive! Not when she was dead! Not when she was alive again!(Heh, heh, that's my2nd favorite part this chapter.) Never! When she was alive the first time, she wanted to use the sacred jewel to make a human right?" "Well… yeah, I guess…" replied Inuyasha, wondering where the other him was going. "Why? Why did she want to make you a human?" "She-" "I'll tell you why! She was afraid, that's why! She was afraid of your demon side! She was trying to change you! Kagome's different," he added, his face and tone softening, "she loves me, you, for who we are, she loves all sides of us, human, demon, and hanyou." "Seriously?" was all Inuyasha could say. He was utterly stunned. "Come on, you've seen the proof with your own eyes. You don't have to ask." "Gah." said Inuyasha, also sitting himself against a tree. "Well, now that that's out of the way, I'll tell you something you're gonna really like." Inuyasha's ears twitched and swiveled toward him with interest, His face did the same thing. "Oh, yeah? What would that be?" "Telling you what happened to the scrawny wolf." Oh, I'm gonna enjoy this, aren't I?" said Inuyasha, his ears perking. "Oh, yeah." said Inuyasha2, settling down for a good flashback. "Cue wavy thing!" shouted Inuyasha2. Inuyasha looked kinda confused and a little freaked out as the scene waved away. "What the hell is going on!" he shouted. Inuyasha2 remained calm. "Don't worry," he said, "you'll get used to it." And on that note, the wavy stopped, and the flashback began.
FLASHBACK!
Kagome2 and Inuyasha2 were standing near a stream, not too far from Koga2's den. They knew Koga2 would smell Kagome2, and come running soon enough. They were expecting him. Kagome 2 had both hands behind her back, and Inuyaha2, looked different. It was hard to notice, but something was definitely different. But there was a more important matter, heading toward them at extremely fast speeds. "Kagome!" called the familiar voice from the whirlwind. "You finally decide ditch mutt-face over there and be my woman?" "Hey, who you callin' mutt-face, Flea Factory!" "You see anyone else here who qualifies, Mongrel?" "Just you, ya wimpy wolf!" What'd you say!" "You heard me! Now quit opening your mouth, I can smell your carcass-breath from over here!" "like you can smell anything with such a weak nose, half-breed!" "Low blow, wolf!" While Inuyasha2 and Koga2 went about their usual string of insults, Kagome2 slipped unnoticed from the occupied males. She was right behind Koga2 holding something above his head. She brought down with a loud, "Ha!" "Koga2 was confused. "What the hell is this?" exclaimed Koga2, then his tiny one-track mind was able to register what Kagome2 had put on him. "Wait a minute," he said, "this is mutt-face's-" "Sit!" exclaimed Kagome2. And so, with the word of subjugation uttered, the prayer beads glowed, and Koga was hurled to the ground. Yes, Inuyasha2 and Kagome2's plan had worked perfectly. The plan was for Inuyasha2 to distract Koga2, by prolonging their little insult match. With Koga2 distracted, Kagome2 was able to sneak up behind him, place the slightly altered prayer beads over his neck. They alteration is that Ayame2 could also use the beads, should Koga2 come to his senses and take Ayame2 as his mate. However Kagome2 had made sure that she could still use the beads, should Koga2's senses remain un-comed-to. And now, the rosary was on Koga2's neck. They had hit two birds with one stone! And now the birds were dead! Hooray! Well, that was basically all this flashback was about, so I'll stop it here. Cue wavy thing!
END FLASHBACK!
Both Inuyashas were rolling along on the ground, clutching their sides and laughing loudly. "Wait, wait. You put the rosary on Koga! That's brilliant! What happened to him?" "Remember- heh heh heh- how the flashback announcer said Ayame can use it now, too? Every time we see him it's the same thing! He hits on Kagome, andhe ends upgetting sat! It's great! Now I don't have to do it! Plus he's totally whipped! WAHAHAHA!" And again, they laughed raucously. "So, Ayame is his mate?" "well, yeah, but he's not happy about it!" More laughing. You'd be surprised how much time laughing at Koga eat up. Before they knew it, it was well into dark. As they realized this, they ran off toward camp, once again they arrived at camp at the same time as the others. "Man, that's convenient!" they thought. And so, they… well, I haven't worked the fic out past the explanations, so chapter 9 may be a while. Sorry.
Man, that was a fun flashback. Insults are fun! Well, I pretty much just said everything you need to know just now so, uh… Who wants a spoiler! Okay, I'm gonna write this in italics so you know what to skip if you don't want to know. In episode 132, which is pretty soon, Miroku does the unthinkable. That's right, he proposes. That's right. You're welcome. If you didn't want to know, I'm sorry, and why did you read it if you didn't want to know. You people are stupid. Read on!
Chapter 6 Random Fact: The Average American eats 16 pounds of French fries each year. Gee, how surprising.