Mksanime: Here yah go tearsofdagmar! GaaraSaku fic… Oh It reached over 10 reviews so it looks like I might not delete this afterall! And thank you guys for reviewn!

Summary: Naruto and Gaara eavesdrop on Sakura, while she's teaching a class for girls.. GaaraSaku

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Todays lesson

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"Hello girls! Since Ino-sensei isn't here today. I'll be your substitute, my name is Sakura-sensei." She said as she walked in the middle of the room where her desk was at and sat on top of it, as she folded her leg.

"Lets take attendance before we start our lesson. Chia, "

"Here" she yelled

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"Hey Gaara! Look what I found, it's the Previous Hokage's ball thingy, were you can watch and see what people are doing" The sixth Hokage Naruto said with giddiness, hey can you blame him, he wanted to try it out.

Gaara cocked his eyebrow…- wait! I mean, furrowed his eyebrow? Ahhh……. He doesn't have any eyebrows … -.-;;

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Gaara frowned as he spoke somewhat annoyed "You called me here just for that."

Naruto nod enthusiastically as he motion his hands for him to come and see "This is Sakura-chan's first time teaching a class! I'm sure you want to watch how you're wife's gonna do?"

Gaara sighed defeated, as he walked closer to the round crystal ball and watched carefully.

"Oh hey I found the switch for the volume, now we can hear what they say too!"

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"Ok that's it for attendance. Now today's lesson is Men." She said as she slowly got up and walked around , grabbing a chalk as she wrote in the board with big bold letters.

MEN

1.) Don't judge a man by his boxers, its what it's inside that counts

"Now repeat after me, don't judge a man by his boxers, its what it's inside that counts."

"Don't judge a man by his boxers, its what it's inside that counts." They repeated.

"It means that it may look small in the outside, but in the inside it will be a huge surprise. Like for examply my dear Gaara-kun…."

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Gaara listened in horror, as Naruto snickered beside him

"And Naruto-kun to… You wont believe what Hinata-chan tells me.."

Naruto stop as he paled 'What the hell was the lesson plan again?' was all he thought

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She wrote again on the blackboard

2.) Men are like lava lamps, they are very beautiful but not that bright.

"Now again repeat after me, Men are like lava lamps, they are very beautiful but not

that bright."

"Men are like lava lamps, they are very beautiful but not that bright." They repeated.

"It means that even though men are very handsome and some of you might say

pretty, there not exactly the smartest people around here either."

3.) How to tame men and make them your slaves, first and for most you must

remember to buy a leash, then grab a….

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Naruto turn the ball off, as he glanced back a now very paled Gaara.

"I'm scared" was all the blonde haired boy squeaked….

Owari

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Here yah go tearsofdagmar I hope you enjoyed this .…

And if any guys read this, please take no offence… hehe -.-;; And yeah before I forget er… I don't know if that round ball thingy has a volume or a switch.. but oh well!

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