Chapter 7: Explaining: Sango
Everybody guess what! I got a new reviewer who brought up certain points, all of which I will answer now. I'm aware of the new-speaker-new-line rule, but I didn't realize that until I was well into the fic, and I decided that changing something as important as paragraphing halfway through, would be the mark of a bad author. I don't want to come off as a bad author, however, if people ask, I will change it, but for this chapter, Paragraph! Yes, I am American, and yes, your math skills amaze me. Also, stealing the men of the group is kind of creepy, and now everyone knows. And, sorry about whatever offended the vegetarian in you, I'll try to read your fic, and please stop! This total overkill! Also, thanks for the cookie, I took the whole cupboard, I hope you don't mind. And thanks to my usuals. Whose reviews I appreciate more, now that I've found out how annoying other reviewers are. Enjoy.
The whole way to their destination, Sango was staring at Sango2's ring, and Sango2 was just worried about Sango would take it. They sat down, and Sango2 stared at her ring. Sango did the same. "You want to whose it is, don't you?" asked Sango2. "If it's whose I think it is, not really." replied Sango fearfully. "Well, it Miroku's."said Sango2 wincing, knowing what was to come. As soon as she opened her eyes, she saw Sango sitting there stunned. "Hello?" she said waving her hand. "Are you-" "AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!" "Well, there's my answer." thought Sango2, removing her hands from ears once Sango stopped for air. She inhaled to scream more, but Sango2 immediately placed her hand over mouth. "Is that really necessary?" "YES!" replied Sango, as Sango2 removed her hand. (Aren't you glad I put the 2's there?) Sango sighed and asked, "How long did he wait?" "After he lost his wind tunnel? How long do you think?" "About a week?" "Yeah. Think about it, though. Don't you think it would work out without the 'cursed hand'?" "You mean to tell me it was the wind tunnel, after all?" exclaimed Sango. She hadn't been expecting that. "Well, no (I wanted to do that, but can't beacuase of chapter 5), but it died down a bit, it's till there, but not as much." "Phew." said Sango. "And what does that mean?" asked Sango2, smirking slightly. "Huh? What? NO! That's not what I meant!" shouted Sango waving her hands defensively. "Sango2 giggled slightly and said, "Don't worry, this conversation doesn't leave the two of us. At least, I won't tell." "And you think I would?" "Well, husbands and wives aren't supposed keep secrets from each other." "You're talking like we're already married." said Sango, looking away. "You will be." said Sango2. "Ugh, how did this happen?" "Well, I'll tell you.Inthe author-required chapterlyflashback." "Uh-oh."
FLASHBACK!
It was Sango and Miroku's wedding day. The I-do's were to be said at precisely sundown. Kaede was to proceed over the event, Kagome would the maid of honor, (of course) and after 3 or 4 hours of gettng Inuyasha into a suit, he was ready to be best man. He, of course, thought the whole things was stupid and pointless, and had refused to wear shoes, although, nobody really seemed to care. The best man's shoes aren't what most people look at during a wedding. Inuyasha was mainly there to keep Miroku's hands off Sango during the wedding. Miroku knew this, but didn't care. He knew it would be worth the wait. This thought kept him smiling the whole wedding. "Ye may now kiss the bride." said Kaede, smiling. Of course, Miroku had no problem with this. His hand drifted downward. Sango put it back. "Wait until after." she whispered. "I love you." said Miroku, smiling widely. As soon as the wedding was over, Inuyasha left to change cursing about how unhappy, I'm sorry, pissed, he was about the whole thing. Muttering about stupid human rituals, and stupid human clothing as he left. Taking his shirt off as he dashed back to Kaede's hut in search of his haori. Sango and Miroku didn't notice. They were busy at the reception, as was everyone else. Well, at least until Kagome noticed Inuyasha was gone, and the poor, abused three-piece suit strewn about on the floor of Kaede's hut. She thanked god she hadn't gotten there sooner. That would have been awkward. Sango and Miroku hadn't returned to the hut until the next morning. When Kagome and Inuyasha noticed that Sango was walking funny, (and that Miroku was wearing the biggest smile they had ever seen on his face),they averted their eyes, their faces red. Sango did the same. Miroku continuedsmiling. Shippo and Kirara looked confused, but Shippo thought it would be best not to ask. It was their wedding night! It's like a law. You have to! Ugh, quit looking at me like that! Ugh, you guys are sick. Cue segue!
END FLASHBACK!
When the segue was over, Sango was gone. To show this, there were bold yellow lines blinking around where she once was, as anime style dictates theremust be. Sango2 looked behind the rock Sango had been sitting on, she found that the poor thing had fainted. Sango sighed and though, 'I should have expected this.' Once Sango was woken up, she fainted again. Once she was woken up, again, her face adopted a fearful look, not about what Sango2 had told her, but more about how she couldn't get the thought of her mind. That's what really scared her. Sango was leaning on her other for support, her face pale. Sango2 ushered Sango back to camp at sat her down, thinking of how convenient it was that they had all arrived at the same time, and knowing what had put such huge smiles on the Miroku's faces. She looked down at her poor half-dead self and thought, 'This all hit her so suddenly, I probably would have done the same thing. I hope she wakes up soon.'
Well, I'm glad you enjoyed my fic, and thanks for the reviews, but remember the old saying, "there is such a thing as too much of a good thing." You know who you are.
Chapter 7 random fact: Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than new cars. Whoa. I bet your gonna stop buying so many hamburgers. More for me! Hooray!