Chapter 8: Explaining: Miroku
Well, I got one review, but maybe I should wait a little longer so you people have time to actually read the chapter before reviewing. Providing you do, of course, which most of you don't because you are lazy assholes, and I hate you. Maybe I wouldn't if you took the time from your meager, meaninglessempty shells oflives to just tell me how much your enjoying my fic. But, no, you are idiots. Alas. It's your fault(s) you know.Enjoy.
The Mirokus walked calmly through the forest, their faces impassive, their staffs jingling. Miroku sat, leaning his staff against his shoulder. Miroku2 mimicked, saying, "I'm sure you've noticed I've taken Sango as my wife?" "The diamonds are quite large. It would take a fool, (or someone in denial) not to notice." he replied, "I do have one question, however," he continued. "And that would be?" asked Miroku2. "How exactly did you come across such large diamonds? Are they real? Certainly you didn't use any sort of dishonesty to get them, did you?" Miroku asked. "Of course not! Truth be told, it was actually Inuyasha's doing." "Inuyasha!" exclaimed Miroku, "How in god's name did Inuyasha accomplish such a thing?" "You have not seen it yet?" asked Miroku2, looking at him with a look that said, "You have not seen it yet?" "Seen what?" asked Miroku, exasperated, "What could Inuyasha possibly have done to acquire such large diamonds?" "As Inuyasha slew Naraku, he inadvertently learned a new attack at the same time. The "diamond spear" as he calls it. A rather obvious name if you ask me.Anyway, whatbasically happens is,Tetsusaiga launches diamond-like shards at the opponent. It can break any barrier, but, more importantly, it makes very large diamonds, such as the one you now see on my finger." explained Miroku2, holding his bejewled finger upfor his other to see. "Amazing. I bet you never had tosteal or give false predictionsagain." "Not quite," said Miroku2, making Miroku sad, "That attack takes a lot out of him; he only used it for Sango and I because Kagome explained to him how important weddings are to humans." Miroku was sad, but he soon forgot.
With that out of the way, the Mirokus continued to talk, discussing experiences Miroku2 had had over theypast year. Things he had learned, things Miroku should and shouldn't do in the future, and things I can't say without a large amount of discomfort on my part. The Mirokus actually had a few flashbacks; the only one not too, well, Mirokuto tell, is the one I wrote in "chapter" 2. So, it was not long after that that the Mirokus returned to camp, huge smiles on their faces,which earned them glances from the Sangos. Soon after, the 2nd group went to sleep. The first group tried, but with the all the information bouncing around their heads, the only ones who were able to sleep were Shippo, Kirara, and (of course) Miroku, whose dreams were plentiful andas perverted as the monk himself.
Hey, sorry this one took so long, butSAT's, two huge reports coming up, a friend of mine finally coming back from various places, T-giving, it's been busy. As I said, the next chapter may be a while in coming, I only had the fic planned out this far. Uh-oh. I'm in trouble, aren't I? Sorry.
Chapter 8 Random Fact: One year on Pluto is equal to 248.5 years on Earth. Imagine school on that planet. Makes me tired and little angry just thinking about it.