Well, efferbody, I got one guess as to the answer. They are not all women with the same birthday. You guys really can't figure it out,
huh? Eh. Oh well.The answer is that they're all Jewish. Yes, I waited until the first night of Hannukah for this on purpose. Another one I
forgot: Rodgers and Hammerstein. Sorry. Does this throw everything you know into question? If so, then you are racist, and should be
sent to your fire-relatedgrave. Heh, heh, heh. Okay, then. Now that that's out of the way, herr we go! Enjoy.
Chapter 13: Day Two: A Wolf Demon's Dream Come True
(You can probably guess what this chapter's about by the title, but if not, you are dumb. Everybody please keep the following in mind:
"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you." Thank you for your time.) The group – err, groups, I should say – had heard of a
demon terrorizing a large village to the west. Having nothing better to do for the next week, they set off to help, knowing that after they
finished, one of the Mirokus would find an aura hanging over the largest house in the village. Time for that later, though. Right now, we
join the group as they travel along tree-lined forest path. Let's watch, shall we? We shall. Yeah… Anyhoes, they're walking…
walking… walking… oh, hey! Something's about to happen! Hooraysies! As they walked, the Kagomes and Inuyashas in front, some…
thing fell from a nearby tree. It looked like a small, furry Jaken, except brown, and without the silly little hat. It rubbed the bump on his
head, and then turned to look at them with his big, ugly yellow eyes. He took one look at them, screamed, and ran off into the trees.
"What was that about?" wondered Kagome, aloud. "Just some little demon. It's probably nothing. Let's just keep going." replied
Inuyasha. "Right." agreed everybody, and they walked off as if it hadn't happened.
They continued walking, kinda bored, still curious about the little imp that had fallen in front of them before, but bored, nonetheless.
Suddenly, those with demonic noses turned said noses upward, and sniffed. "What is it?" Kagome2 asked her mate curiously. A deep
growl came from his throat, and he let out two mere words. "Damn wolf." Sure enough, Koga2 popped out of the trees, about a minute
or two later, not as fast anymore since his shards were gone. He looked around, confused, and then nearly broke down crying out of
happiness, saying, "It's a dream come true! Another Kagome! And you didn't throw you life away to mutt-face! Finally a second
chance!" By this point he was down on his knees, and then flat on his face as a voice from behind uttered a single, familiar word. "Sit!"
shouted Ayame2, then she, too, hopped from the trees. "She's with Inuyasha, Koga, you're going to have to except that." she nagged.
"That one's not." he said. He would have pointed, but he was stuck in the ground. "What does that mean?" Then she looked up. She
looked confused for a second, and then Koga2 got up, noticed that there was two of everyone else as well, and donned the same
confused look as his mate. "Uh, you may have to explain this to us." said Ayame2, upon recovering.
It took about four hours to get the concept through Koga2's thick, testosteroney (The real San Francisco treat) skull. It was dark, and
The Shippos had offered to collect wood for a fire. They had eventually figured out a really easy 3-step way to start a fire. Step 1:
Gather firewood/ tinder. Step 2: Have Kirara transform. Step 3: Have transformed Kirara put her paw on the firewood. They couldn't
believe they hadn't thought of that before! But I digress. Point is, after four hours, Koga2 understood. They had split up into their original
groups to make it easier on him. "So let me get this straight," said he, "Naraku sent you guys ahead in time. Then they found you. They
didn't know what's happened, and that one got all… half-dead. Now, she's awake, and happy, and you're all okay with this now?"
Everyone nodded. "So you get it now?" said Sango. "No." he said. Everybody bowed their heads and sighed. "But that doesn't matter,
as long as I have my woman back." he said, taking Kagome's hands in his. "Sit." Said both Kagomes and Ayame2. Koga2 was hurled
down with triple the force of usual. Inuyasha, with double. "Whoops. Sorry, Inuyasha. Here, I'll take care of that now." said Kagome,
unceremoniously removing the rosary from his neck. Everyone gasped. "What? Not like I wouldn't have done it eventually, anyway."
She stuffed the rosary in to her pocket, planning to give it to Koga once they got back and killed Naraku. Shippo2 yawned. "I guess it's
time to go to bed." said Kagome2. "Yeah," agreed Inuyasha2, "we'll take care of the demon in the morning. Leave, wolf" "You're not
the boss of me, mutt!" "He may not be, but I am." said Ayme2, fingering his rosary. "We're leaving." she said sternly. "Err… yes, dear."
he said nervously. And they ran off. "Heh, heh, heh. Whipped wolf." said Inuyasha quietly, hands at his naked neck, as he leaned against
a tree, preparing to sleep.
Well, that's it, guys. I'm tired, it's Hannukah, and I'm going to bed. Sorry, I'm not as peppy as usual. Merry Christmas, gentiles,
Happy Hannukah, fellow Jews, Happy Ramadan, Arabians, happy Kwanzaa, Africans, and happy whatever other holiday, whatever
religion/race said holiday pertains to. Read on.
Chapter 13 Random Fact: Julius Ceasar was Epileptic. Hmm, maybe we should call him Julius Seizure. Wow. That was in
bad taste, wasn't it? Sorry.
-My brother. He tells me lots of things.