A/N: You've 'seen' episode one, now let's head over to the BBLB studio for some psychological reports on the characters…
In the studio
Kelly is sitting on a round red couch, wearing jeans and a pink sparkly top, with a huge fake smile on her face. Next to her is a geeky looking guy with glasses and a baggy t-shirt.
Kelly: Welcome, everyone, to the first episode of Big Brother's Little Brother. Today we will not only be analysing the housemates' behaviour, but also voting off one of the housemates. We have with us in the studio today a top psychologist, Ian Side-Yorhead. Ian, what have you got to say so far about the housemates?
Ian: Well, Kelly, it looks as though relationships between the housemates aren't off to the best start. Saruman is intent on cursing everyone, and his body language speaks volumes about his attitude. He tends to stand off to one side, angled slightly away from everyone. He needs to interact more with the other housemates if he wants to be involved in any decisions and if he wishes to form friendships, though it seems he and Jack have formed an alliance already.
Kelly: What do you think of Elizabeth and Arwen's friendship?
Ian: It's only natural that the two girls in the house would form a strong bond almost immediately, though girls can be extremely bitchy. If they have a falling out I can't imagine they would become friends again easily.
Kelly: Very true. Now, what of Jack and Legolas?
Ian: Jack has a very obvious distrust of Legolas, and Legolas hasn't exactly been friendly to Jack. I think they are both very competitive people and feel that the other is a threat to their authority – not that either have any authority. Aragorn I think will be the chief peacemaker, as he seems to be the most level-headed and calm. He is also the only man with a wife in the house, so she is likely to keep him under control, should he fly off the handle.
Kelly: And the Hobbits; we haven't seen much of them yet, have we?
Ian: No, they tend to want to stay out of trouble, I think, and they all have very strong bonds with each other. I don't think they would be the cause of any arguments in the house.
Kelly: Well thank you, Ian for your comments. Now is the moment we've been waiting for; one of the characters is about to be voted off…