Disclaimer: Don't Own

A/N I got such lovly reviews that i decided to update, didnt have much time to work on it so its short : Ill finish it dont worry i dont like starting something i cant finish..eventually!!

"I DEMAND TO BE AWOKEN FROM THIS NIGHTMARE!" Draco Malfoy screamed, not used to his girly voice and cringing as he heard it. Draco had woken up to find her had breasts, his voice was higher, and his form was all wrong! He was curvy and his shoulders were not so broad.

"Mist—er, I mean Miss Malfoy you will calm down right now. Professor Snape is coming to see what is wrong with you and why your gender changed. Now tell me, did anything you drank yesterday taste orangey?" Madame Pomfrey asked.

"No orange? Are you out of your mind woman? Pumpkin juice is not orange...Wait! Yes during breakfast. HAVE I BEEN POISENED? AM I GOING TO DIE IN THIS HUMILATING BODY?" Draco screamed again, his voice getting hoarse from all his screaming.

"Malfoy, you have not been poisoned. Someone has slipped the drug Isis Magic into your drink. How a student obtained it I do not know, the ministry regulates the drug strictly. The hospital wing does not have it. It never had much of a purpose other then to play a sick joke on people." Professor Snape said, walking into the hospital wing with his robes billowing behind him.

"I'm stuck like this?" Draco whispered, reality sinking in, He was awake, and this was a nightmare, only it was real.

"I'm afraid so. You will get a room apart from the others due to the situation. I will suggest you ask Madame Pomfrey some information on...girl stuff. We don't want you to be to unprepared for the joys of being a girl." Snape drawled, getting a glare form Madame Pomfrey.

Draco by now had fainted when he realized he could get pregnant, he would get his period, and his father was going to kill him. "Serverus, is there a cure?" Madame Pomfrey asked Snape.

"No Mister Malfoy will be Miss Malfoy for the rest of his life. For now I will busy myself to find which student put Magic Isis in his drink. That student will wish they were going to be expelled" Snape said dangerously, and Madame Pomfrey nodded.

Snape left the hospital wing to begin his search. Alas it would take weeks until they found out who dropped the Magic Isis into Draco's pumpkin juice so cunningly.

Draco woke up the next morning terribly hungry. He ate the toast he had been offered and he refused to drink pumpkin juice. "You will drink this Miss Malfoy." Madame Pomfrey said with authority.

"Over my dead body. It got me into this mess!" Draco said, glaring at her with determination.

Eventually she gave up and let Draco be. Draco knew he would have to go and face the student body soon, which would be one damn awkward thing. He naturally wanted to stall as soon as he could.

But fate wanted to see him dead and humiliated and he was told to get out of the hospital wing by lunchtime. Draco had no choice but to go and eat in the Great Hall. When she walked through the double doors everyone was silent. Pansy shrieked in shock and he heard silver ware clatter onto plates and the floor.

Draco caught potter's eye and wanted to sneer like usual but something bad happened. He realized that Lavender Brown was no longer that attractive and Harry Potter instead was. 'Holy hell did that drug mess with my SEXUALITY?' Draco thought.

It must have because Harry Potter was, one word, hot. No longer did he seem the idiot with unruly hair but the idiot with beautifully misplaced hair. No longer were the glasses ugly, they were just hiding those amazing eyes. What was under that robe? Draco mentally kicked herself for thinking those thoughts.

Draco sat down in the empty seat between pansy and Blaise Zabini. Everyone stared at him and if a pin dropped you could have heard it. Draco waited for the fated question to be asked.

"Draco, what happened to you?"

Review!!! The faster i update, Its true!!!