Disclaimer: See first chapter
A/N someone agreed with me, the last chapter was a filler chapter, well i got more plot in this one (i think) I hope you like it! I try at humour, i try.This story got called cute :O have i actualy written something cute? -faints in a delighted way- Okay i need to make sure this goes as uncliche as i can make it, which will be hard but I'm trying.
"Serverus you must know what's wrong with me!" Draco said, looking at her professor expectantly.
"What's wrong with you? You seem fine, well as fine as you can be with becoming a female," Serverus said, looking at Draco as he glared at him.
"Explain why I am acting like some love struck fool around this guy then! I'm supposed to be straight! THIS POTION HAS MESSED WITH MY SEXUALITY SERVERUS!" Draco screamed, working herself up for a big rant.
"Draco, It has not messed with your sexuality. Your straight, as a girl your straight and your attracted to boys, as a boy your straight and attracted to girls. It hasn't done anything to your sexuality, thank god. Your father will be livid with you as it is." Snape explained calmly, and how he managed it with Draco acting up every five seconds, we may always have to speculate on.
Draco paled, she hadn't really thought about his father just yet. Her father was expecting his son to come home for Christmas, not a daughter. "Have you told him yet?" Draco asked, getting a little anxious with the thought of telling her father, no scratch that her entire FAMILY.
"No I left that for you. I would rather not be a messenger on this one Draco. Lucuis might go on a rampage with that temper you seem to have inherited. Why you couldn't be more calm like your mother I'll never know." Serverus said, and it sounded like a good idea to Draco, but she didn't want to be the one to tell his father.
"But my father is going to kill me for allowing this to happen. Sure they have never really cared about son or daughter, but its just weird for a guy to get himself turned into a girl. It's not expected of a Malfoy to do that!" Draco said. Her father would kill her if she made a scandal for the Malfoy name, and she was heading dangerously close to creating one.
"Well you're on you own with this one Draco." Serverus said, receiving a glare from the girl in front of him.
"Thank you for you bloody support. I'll always know who to go to from now on!" She snapped.
"Draco, I'm going to find who put the Magic Isis in your drink. Even if I have to shove vetressium down every student's throat in this school. That I will help you with. But you can take care of your father" Serverus said.
Draco sighed. "Oh alright. But if I don't get to at least give the person two bruises I'll be really angry. After all that I'm going to go through, they deserve it." She said, smiling at the thought of inflicting pain on that unfortunate soul.
"One bruise Draco" Snape corrected.
"No, fine then, three?" Draco asked, flashing a pretty smile.
"Two Draco, no more." Serverus said, looking at her as if he meant only two.
"Okay. Your no fun Serverus" Draco pouted, and Serverus chuckled.
"You need to go eat Draco" Serverus hinted, and Draco took it. She thanked Serverus and walked to the Great Hall.
Draco walked through the double doors and got more bloody stares from people. She glared at everyone who was looking her way, and was satisfied that she got them to look away. Usually she liked to be the center of attention, but not this way.
"Draco what has your father said about all this?" Blaise asked.
"Nothing, he doesn't know." Draco laughed at his friends' faces as they looked at him with horror. "I'm thinking how to break the news to him, in my next letter I think I'll write 'Hey father, how's it going, and by the way, ever heard of Magic Isis, that drug? Well I consumed some and am now a girl. Isn't it wonderful?!'" Draco said.
"If you're looking to commit suicide Draco, keep it in its original form." Theodore Nott said.
"I'm not looking, I would just love it if the walls or my bed would swallow me up. That way my Father will never know and the Malfoy honor will at least be kept to some degree." Draco said, she knew it wasn't really a matter of honor, just a matter of normality. And the Malfoy family did stuff the normal way.
Draco was begging to think she would never obtain normal in this body. "Its not horrible to be a girl" Pansy grumbled.
"Surprisingly no. But it would have been better if I could just stay one gender Pansy" Draco stated, and everyone looked at her oddly. "What?" She asked.
"You've calmed down finally." Crabbe said. Instead of stuffing his face he had chosen to say something, how unexpected. 'I'm going to learn to hate those bloody words, expected and unexpected' Draco thought to herself.
"Well of course I've calmed down. It's a bloody bit of a shock to be a girl. And I'll be damned if I should have acted any other way about it." Draco said, a bit defensively yes, but she noticed she got that way now. 'Must be a girl thing' She thought.
"Okay Draco, just saying." Crabbe said bluntly, he never said much intelligent, but that was why Draco proffered to have him around. No one to question her, unlike Potter. Who questioned her at every turned and made her want to kill him and to ungodly things to him at the same time. It was unfair, life was just unfair!
"Hope my father doesn't have a heart attack when he reads my letter tomorrow:" Draco mumbled, getting up to go to her new room and start on that letter.
Review and tell me what ya think! I must know if ya still like it or if its gone down the tubes (hope that doesnt happen but it could)