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A/N How could i end it there? Because I'm evil..puuuure evil!! -cough- ahem. anyways thankies for the lovly reviews!! I love all reviewersAnyways heres the next chapyter ;) This is the shortest A/N of my life but I'm sleepy :P
Lucius thought of himself, and his family, as fairly normal. He thought it was fairly easy for him to expect normalcy. But his family was taking a turn into 'un-normal ville'. Was it so much to ask that his son do one normal thing? Just one?
"You yelled darling?" Narcissa said, walking into his study, her hair somewhat wind-blown by the looks of it. Lucius nodded, holding up his son's letter. Narcissa took it and began to read, her mouth forming a big 'O' and her eyes staring at him in shock.
"Is it true? Has he really done this to himself? Magic Isis changes a gender... Oh god, what will the family say?" she said. Lucius just felt faint.
"He wouldn't do this as a cruel joke Narcissa. I fear we now have a daughter for life. According to him he hasn't done this to himself, so the family won't think to oddly on it. Let's just hope my mother keeps her bloody nose out of this." Lucius replied, thinking of what he could do to save face.
He didn't want to waste time yelling about it, it was done and over with. Who ever put the Magic Isis in Draco's drink would forever be sorry, as soon as Lucius got his bloody damn hands on the bastard!
"We'll have to make sure he knows the rules. No getting pregnant before he's... I mean she's married. A good Slytherin boy I think, and if she wishes a Ravenclaw may be just as acceptable." Narcissa pointed out to her husband.
"Yes, I suggest you start writing the letter. Tell Draco when he, I mean. Oh Holy Merlin, she comes home for Christmas holidays, we will change Draco's wardrobe. For now, tell Draco to borrow what he can from Pansy." Lucius said. Narcissa nodded, making mental points of it in her head.
"Darling, do you think we should tell Draco he can't go around attacking Potter like he used to? I mean it wouldn't do for a girl to beat up a boy, even if it is Harry Potter." She asked.
"Yes, we can't afford scandals anymore. Draco must learn how to act like a girl, a proper Malfoy girl." Lucius said, feeling sorry for the poor sod. Draco was about to break all of the rules.
"Draco, come out of there!" Pansy called from behind the door to Draco's new room.
"Go away!" Draco shrieked.
"Draco, get your ass out here this minute or I will come in there and kick it out!" Pansy shrieked back dangerously. Draco, stupidly, ignored her. In under a minute Pansy had managed to scare the portrait out of its colour and force her way into the room.
"Stop brooding and come out and be with your friends!" She said sternly, glaring at the now enraged girl in front of her. Draco hadn't realized it but Pansy was now staring at her with criticism in her eyes.
"Draco, honestly. You need to get out of those boyish clothes. You should try eyeliner and a bit of red lipstick" Pansy said, and Draco suddenly realized what she was talking about.
"NO I WILL NOT TURN INTO A GIRL. EVEN IF I MUST ENDURE A CRUSH, I WILL NOT SINK SO LOW!!!" Draco screamed. Pansy eyed her quizzically.
"So you like someone? Well, if you pretty yourself up a bit and flaunt what you have, maybe he'll notice."Pansy said, and Draco glared at her.
"Will he?" Draco asked, looking somewhat hopefully yet still suspicious. Pansy knew she had her.
"If he doesn't, just snogg his lights out and tell him to appreciate your beauty next time" Pansy replied simply, and Draco followed her to get a few lessons in how to look like a girl.
"Draco, hold still" Pansy said as she applied the eyeliner to Draco's eyes. Draco fidgeted again, fighting to keep her eyes open as the pencil thing Pansy called eyeliner came closer to her eye.
Draco sat in Pansy's dormitory on Pansy's bed. Lipstick and a bunch of other caboodles were laid out over the green sheets. Draco couldn't remember the name of half of them, nor did she wish to.
Once Pansy was done with that awful stuff that had made Draco's eyes sting, she got out the lipstick. "Is this really necessary?" Draco asked, starting to feel like she shouldn't have accepted Pansy's offer to do this for her.
"Draco, you will look like a girl, and if you learn how to use this stuff you'll make your parents happy. You're lucky I didn't make you where the short skirt and top." Pansy explained, calmly applying the red to Draco's lips.
Draco felt it brush her lips softly, sticking a little bit in some places. She didn't understand why girls wore this awful stuff, but Pansy was right. Her parents would expect her to look like a girl. And Pansy was being generous; she was only making Draco wear a black skirt up to her knees and a white blouse.
'The things I do to please my family' Draco thought to herself, letting Pansy apply a bit of mascara as well. What was mascara again?
Draco looked nervously in the mirror. Sure she didn't look bad, but she didn't feel she looked any better then usual. Her hair was a ponytail, and he blouse was ruffled at the sleeves. Her skirt clung to her figure perfectly, and she couldn't tell what was accented more on her face, her eyes or mouth.
"Well, let's see what the public thinks!" Pansy said way too happily for Draco's liking, and they walked to the Slytherin common room to see what people thought of Draco's new 'look'.
"They better say I'm going to make that bastard swoon and trip over himself or they'll be sorry" Draco growled, smirking when she saw Blaise Zabini's expression as he looked up from his Daily Prophet at the pair of girls.
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