Count Olaf was tall, thin, and very old looking. He had grayish white hair. "Hello!" exclaimed Olaf. His teeth were so white they looked like the gooses feathers. He also had a big goofy smile.
Klaus fell over laughing. Unfortunately, Klaus fell on the emotion lotion. The emotion lotion was used to make all the animals they created happy, because the flavor of emotion lotion happened to be happy. Klaus fell unfortunately, on a different flavor. Greedy was the chosen flavor.
The lotion squirted out and went all over Count Olaf. Suddenly, Count Olaf started to change. His teeth turned rotten and green. His face wrinkled up. He lost most of his hair and the hair that stayed turned grey. Olaf became even taller and thinner. Then, it stopped. Olaf got up and looked at Klaus.
"You there, brat, fix me a decaf, no cream it makes me bloated!" growled Count Olaf. Klaus was mystified by the greediness of Count Olaf. "I will not, I created you, and I tell you what to do," said Klaus "not the other way around". Count Olaf just sat there in front of Klaus. A grim smile appeared on Olaf's face. "Then how come I'm taller than you, quicker than you and probably stronger than you?" smiled Count Olaf. Klaus was about to talk when Count Olaf grabbed him by the neck. "Now, how about getting my coffee?" Klaus was dropped on the floor, but quickly got up and ran off to get Count Olaf. Another grim smile showed up on Count Olaf's face. "I declare that all these "orphans" are called children!"