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A/N Oki.. apparently I got the spark back for this! Mwhahaha! I made two people laugh really hard.. so I hope it'll make you lovely readers laugh. I did the bit near the endby mistake.. yes by mistake.. the writer forgotthat Harry and Draco switched bodies.. for like a second there.o.O Yeah I just went with it.. oki here's the chapter! Updates will not be happening for a bit seeing as my beta has to go somewhere.. Sorry!

"Well that was fun." Draco said, still in Harry's body though. Draco smiled, remembering how her father had lost it, finally lost control and broken down in a fit. It had actually been a fit!

"For you maybe, but I was the one he was pissed at. It was his fault in the first place, why did he have to try to hex ME?" Harry whined, in Draco's very girly voice that made Draco want to giggle. She refrained from giggling, thank god, and just smirked at Harry.

"Harry, he will always hate you, I expect you should just get used to it." Draco said, she did miss the low voice, she decided. Sadly that was probably gone forever. Harry stared at Draco with gray eyes; Draco didn't like seeing her own eyes staring at her with worry.

"Draco, how soon will this be fixed? If it isn't fixed soon I don't know what I'll do…" Harry started to say but Draco shushed him with a kiss.

"Harry don't worry about it, I think my father was scarred for life by hearing my words come out of your mouth that he will do anything to fix this predicament he got us into." Draco said, ah yes, that would be something she would forever remember.

"Father, Harry and I do not care how you fix this, just FIX IT!" Draco had screamed, and Lucius seemed unnerved at how Harry Potter's body was giving Him orders. Lucius had nodded, and started to write a letter furiously to one Severus Snape, yelling of how the potion had failed and that they need to switch Harry and Draco as soon as possible!

Draco knew one thing, and that was this: it sure was going to be fun being Harry Potter for a little while. Harry Potter knew one and one thing only, how was he going to stop Draco from creating trouble in his body?

Lucius was having a heart attack, he was sure of it. Severus had owled him back saying he would try to counter THIS screw up as soon as he could, but he was quite sure that if this hadn't worked, then they probably did not want to try and make an antidote anymore for the Magic Isis.

Lucius had been so sure he would be getting his son back, he had been so sure of it, but it was not to be. He was stuck with a daughter, and as much as he hated to accept it, he was going to have to.

Lucius was just starting to calm down when he saw one Harry Potter zooming down his hallway on a broom, chasing after their pet disappearing bat that could breathe fire. Draco (or should he say Potter?) was running after him, as if trying to stop him. No one can stop a Malfoy!

Lucius wanted to weep at how un-lady like his daughter was, using Potter's body for certain death, now honestly.

Draco was enjoying herself in Potter's body, it was so much fun! Tomorrow was going to be Christmas, and while she knew snooping through Harry's gifts of presents his friends had gotten him, she couldn't help but want to know what the great Harry Potter got on Christmas day. Of course her gift would be left unopened, she already new what she had gotten him.

Draco sat herself down in the guest bed, hoping that sleep would bring peace from her very hectic day. She felt something crawl into bed with her and opened her eyes, looking into her own gray eyes. "Harry what's wrong?" she asked and Harry mumbled out a reply that she could not make out.

"What was that?" she asked, confused, not sure she had heard right.

"I can't sleep and this bra's annoying me." Harry mumbled, and Draco watched as her own cheeks were graced with a blush she had never seen on the. She thought she looked sexy enough to be ravished right then and there. She'd have to learn to make Harry want to ravish her one day.

"Wait.. You're wearing the bra to bed?" Draco asked, starting to break out into laughter, she did try to muffle it, but it didn't work.

"It's not funny!" Harry protested, pointing to his back. "How do you wear these things? I mean their so uncomfortable… I can't un-hook it!" Harry complained, and Draco just sniggered, as she pulled up Harry's top, reached behind her own back, and un-hooked the bra.

She had been an expert at it as a guy, why not as a girl? Harry on the other had seemed to be lacking, because he had squeaked when Draco un-hooked the bra. "There, the bra's un-hooked, you can stay here if you'd like though!" Draco said, waggling his eyebrows suggestively.

"No, I think I'll pass…" Harry said, moving his shoulders around as if they had just been freed from bonds. Draco would hardly call bra straps bonds but Harry had never worn a bra, and Draco had found it rather uncomfortable to begin with as well.

"I insist." Draco growled, and wrapped her arms around Harry, enjoying the others warmth so much she fell asleep with her head resting in the crook of his neck.

Severus sighed, standing over a boiling hot cauldron that steamed in front of him. He was sure he was about to fall asleep but one more ingredient and it would be a quarter of the way finished.

Severus hadn't known what would happen, but he was sure that if Draco's hormonal teenage boy mind came back with being in Harry's body, more then Potter's innocence would be at steak.

Draco woke up early, but still Harry had beaten her to waking up and had already opened the presents assigned to Harry potter. He was happily munching on a chocolate frog, with a rather large muggle looking hat on his head.

"Harry, that is my body you are wearing that hat with." Draco said, as if to make a point.

Harry only stared at her and smirked, which unnerved her to no end, saying, "I am in your body, since it is my gift, I will wear it."

Draco rolled her eyes, opening up her own gifts. Pansy had been thoughtful enough to buy her a big make up kit, and for some reason, Draco wasn't offended. She just opened it up and took out the red lipstick, slathering it onto her lips as she looked into the mirror that came into it.

'My god I'm acting like a girl!' Draco thought, feeling somewhat horrified. Then she realized it was Harry's body she put make up on, and it was Harry who was staring at her with a suppressed laugh. "Draco, I don't think red lipstick suits me!" Harry said, bursting out into laughter.

Draco laughed along with him as well. "No Harry, I think cross dressing would suit you very well, mind if I go try on some clothes my mother bought me?" Draco said, grinning evilly and running off with the package to her own room. Harry ran after her, but missed getting to the door in time.

Draco locked the door and opened the package. "Oh this shirt is nice!" Draco thought, it was a pink shirt that felt almost like silk on her skin. She took Harry's pajama shirt off and put on the top snickering at how funny it looked. "DRACO STOP MAKING MY BODY CROSSDRESS!" Harry screamed from outside.

Draco just burst out laughing, taking out a long skirt that was dark navy in colour. She took off Harry's pajama pants, frowning at the boxers, but decided it was better to keep them on then see Harry's bits. Not that she didn't want to see them, but Harry wouldn't appreciate it.

"My god I used to be a big peeping tom! Since when did I ever care about the other person?" Draco whispered to herself, but slipped on the skirt all the same. It didn't look quite right as you could see the boxers outlined from the skirt, but she was having a good laugh from the look in the mirror.

Harry's black messy hair, his green eyes, and red lipstick covering his lips. A pink top that was not in threat of stretching because of Harry's small build, and a dark navy blue skirt. It was rather entertaining for Draco to see.

Draco unlocked the door, to see Harry blushing at his body's appearance. "Oh come on Harry, if you're in my body you're obviously cross dressing either way. Now let me take a picture!" Draco cried, running for her camera.

Harry dived for her feet, and holding onto one as Draco tried to fight him off. In the end Draco managed to take a few pictures of Harry's body, only to have them snatched away and hid in Harry's travel trunk, never to be spoken of again.

Or at least as Harry wanted it to be.

Christmas day was enjoyable for Lucius, he woke up to Narcissa cuddling him and then he remembered, his son was in Potter's body so he'd have to wait to give Draco his personal present from Lucius. Lucius was going to have Draco receive that gift in her own body.

Lucius walked down to the table to see Harry Potter's body in a pink top and navy blue skirt, with red lipstick on, and his son's body blushing. "Dad, aren't these lovely gifts?" Draco asked with Harry Potter's deep voice.

Lucius just stared, his son was loony, and that was it, loony. "Draco Malfoy, while you are in a male's body, you're going to be wearing boys clothes!" Lucius said, only to get glared at by bright green eyes in a way only Draco could glare. It was very unnerving.

"I like these clothes, alright? If Harry can't persuade me to spare him embarrassment, I sure am not going spare you." Draco said, acting stubborn once again. Lucius sighed; this was going to be a looong day.

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