Chapter 2
The crew of Sg-1, Colonel Jack O'Niel, Tealk, Major Sam Carter, and Dr. Daniel Jackson, were lost and teamed up with Sonic and Tails.
Jackson: Where did you say we were?
Sonic&Tails: Mobius.
O'Niel: As in that planet that Sega created where the Sonic games and shows take place?
Everyone looks at him with confused faces. If this were anime based, O'Niel would've sweatdropped, instead he gave a nervous laugh. They walked through the Mystic Ruins and SG-1 looked everywhere for signs of the gould (you know, those evil wormy critter guys that take over human bodies?).
Carter: This is almost like the Amazon rain Forest in South America.(wipes away sweat.)
Jackson:Yeah. Amazing. Why is it that whenever we go through the Stargate, we almost always end up on a planet similar to Earth?
O'Niel: (sarcastically) Gee, maybe because the Gould have similar tastes to us. You know, oxygen for example.
Carter: Human hosts.
O'Niel: I said "similar" not "exactly".
Sonic:(irritated) Can you guys quit bicking? You're as annoying as Amy!
SG-1(minus O'Niel): Who?
O'Niel: Amy Rose, little pink hedgehog with an annoyingly cute attitude.
Everyone in SG-1 stare at him in confusion. Sonic and Tails in bewilderment.
Everyone: How would you know?!
O'Niel: I played Sonic Adventure. Good game except Amy gets captured all the time and you(points at Sonic) have to save her everytime.
SG-1: You have to be kidding.
Amy:(in the distance) Sonic!! There you are!
Sonic: O_O (clings behind Tealk) You have to help me?! Hide me! Please!
Amy:(appears through the foliage and notices Sonic's pitiful attempts of hiding. Runs up and squeezes the life out of him) Why didn't you tell me you were going to the Mystic Ruins? I was SO worried about you.
Sonic: (face turns purple from lack of oxygen) A-Amy....air...
Amy: Huh? Oh sorry, Sonic.(releases grip)
Sonic: (passes out from the cut off of oxygen)
O'Niel: That, was just pathetic.(sighs out of sympathy)
Amy: Hi I'm Amy! Have we met before.
Carter:(whispering to O'Niel) I see what you mean by the annoying bit.
Jackson:(nods head in agreement) I agree. Think she's possessed by the Gould?
Tealk: I doubt it.
Tails: (slapping Sonic awake) Get to know her for a few years and you'll go insane.
Sonic: (Wakes up; sort of) Just five more minutes and a chili dog, Mommy. (boes back into unconsciousness)
SG-1: o_O; That was something different.
Tealk: Jack, if I remember correctly, I believe that you had an episode similar to that.
O'Niel: Yeah, when that Gould bitch wanted to make Jackson here her mate. I was knocked senseless by her guard. Wait, no, Daniel was the one that K.Oed me.
Carter: --_--; I think you've been playing to many video game in you spare time, Colonel.
O'Niel: What? Sheesh, can't you guys lighten up for a change?
Sonic: (Gets splashed with water by Tails. Jumps awake, disoriented) HuhWhoWhat? WhereamI?
Tails: Slow your speech, Sonic. You passed out again.
O'Niel: Want me hurt Pinky? I never liked her, too annoying and pink.
Sonic: (desperate) Please! I'll do anything!
Amy: o_o!
O'Niel: ^____^(whips out handheld and knocks Amy unconscious and into the realm of the pink fluffy bunnies)
Everyone:o_O Did you hear that?
Sonic: Yep, the author has a demented mind.
Shadenny:(pops up out of nowhere) T_T what was that, Hedgehog?
Sonic: N-Nothing, oh Supreme Being.
Shadow:(in the distance) I resent that!!
Sonic: O_O
Shadenny: ^ ^ Good, 'cause I'll be joining you for the rest of this fic.
SonicTails&Amy(still unconcious): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Shadenny: (creepy) And be warned! I have had A LOT of suger before this, SO DON"T TEMPT ME!! MWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!
Everyone else: (spooked out) She's insane.
Shadenny: YES I AM! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
The crew of Sg-1, Colonel Jack O'Niel, Tealk, Major Sam Carter, and Dr. Daniel Jackson, were lost and teamed up with Sonic and Tails.
Jackson: Where did you say we were?
Sonic&Tails: Mobius.
O'Niel: As in that planet that Sega created where the Sonic games and shows take place?
Everyone looks at him with confused faces. If this were anime based, O'Niel would've sweatdropped, instead he gave a nervous laugh. They walked through the Mystic Ruins and SG-1 looked everywhere for signs of the gould (you know, those evil wormy critter guys that take over human bodies?).
Carter: This is almost like the Amazon rain Forest in South America.(wipes away sweat.)
Jackson:Yeah. Amazing. Why is it that whenever we go through the Stargate, we almost always end up on a planet similar to Earth?
O'Niel: (sarcastically) Gee, maybe because the Gould have similar tastes to us. You know, oxygen for example.
Carter: Human hosts.
O'Niel: I said "similar" not "exactly".
Sonic:(irritated) Can you guys quit bicking? You're as annoying as Amy!
SG-1(minus O'Niel): Who?
O'Niel: Amy Rose, little pink hedgehog with an annoyingly cute attitude.
Everyone in SG-1 stare at him in confusion. Sonic and Tails in bewilderment.
Everyone: How would you know?!
O'Niel: I played Sonic Adventure. Good game except Amy gets captured all the time and you(points at Sonic) have to save her everytime.
SG-1: You have to be kidding.
Amy:(in the distance) Sonic!! There you are!
Sonic: O_O (clings behind Tealk) You have to help me?! Hide me! Please!
Amy:(appears through the foliage and notices Sonic's pitiful attempts of hiding. Runs up and squeezes the life out of him) Why didn't you tell me you were going to the Mystic Ruins? I was SO worried about you.
Sonic: (face turns purple from lack of oxygen) A-Amy....air...
Amy: Huh? Oh sorry, Sonic.(releases grip)
Sonic: (passes out from the cut off of oxygen)
O'Niel: That, was just pathetic.(sighs out of sympathy)
Amy: Hi I'm Amy! Have we met before.
Carter:(whispering to O'Niel) I see what you mean by the annoying bit.
Jackson:(nods head in agreement) I agree. Think she's possessed by the Gould?
Tealk: I doubt it.
Tails: (slapping Sonic awake) Get to know her for a few years and you'll go insane.
Sonic: (Wakes up; sort of) Just five more minutes and a chili dog, Mommy. (boes back into unconsciousness)
SG-1: o_O; That was something different.
Tealk: Jack, if I remember correctly, I believe that you had an episode similar to that.
O'Niel: Yeah, when that Gould bitch wanted to make Jackson here her mate. I was knocked senseless by her guard. Wait, no, Daniel was the one that K.Oed me.
Carter: --_--; I think you've been playing to many video game in you spare time, Colonel.
O'Niel: What? Sheesh, can't you guys lighten up for a change?
Sonic: (Gets splashed with water by Tails. Jumps awake, disoriented) HuhWhoWhat? WhereamI?
Tails: Slow your speech, Sonic. You passed out again.
O'Niel: Want me hurt Pinky? I never liked her, too annoying and pink.
Sonic: (desperate) Please! I'll do anything!
Amy: o_o!
O'Niel: ^____^(whips out handheld and knocks Amy unconscious and into the realm of the pink fluffy bunnies)
Everyone:o_O Did you hear that?
Sonic: Yep, the author has a demented mind.
Shadenny:(pops up out of nowhere) T_T what was that, Hedgehog?
Sonic: N-Nothing, oh Supreme Being.
Shadow:(in the distance) I resent that!!
Sonic: O_O
Shadenny: ^ ^ Good, 'cause I'll be joining you for the rest of this fic.
SonicTails&Amy(still unconcious): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Shadenny: (creepy) And be warned! I have had A LOT of suger before this, SO DON"T TEMPT ME!! MWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!
Everyone else: (spooked out) She's insane.
Shadenny: YES I AM! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!