Chapter 3: More Insanity
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We left the good guys walking through the Mystic Ruins jungle toward the old Train Station. Amy is currently unconcious but still muttering to herself.
Amy(unconcious): Mmm, that's the spot Sonic...mmmm...
O'Niel(the poor guy stuck carring her): o_O WTF?!
Sonic&Tails: (bored)Don't worry, you'll get used to it.
Carter: She is a definite whack job.
O'Niel: (sarcastic) What d'ya know? Sam actually didn't speak as if she were addressing an officer.
Carter: Shut up.
Amy(still unconcious):HARDER SONIC!!
Sonic: O_O;;
Everyone: (looks at Sonic wierdly)
Sonic: (sweats profusly) I-I-I didn't do anything.
Tails: (looks at Sonic harder) I've known you most of life and something's up with you.
Sonic: (backs into a tree)
Tealk: Can we leave the hedgehog alone? (Does nothing to assist Sonic's uncomfort)
Everyone(- Sonic&Amy): NO! (Turns attention back to Sonic)
Tails: Sooniiic....
Sonic:(frustrated) ALRIGHT!! Amy and I screwed! HAPPY?!
Everyone:(shocked beyond words)
Amy: (wakes up) SONIC! You weren't supposed to tell them!
Sonic: What harm could it do?
Amy: Aside from the fact that I'm pregnant, nothing.
Sonic: #O.O#
O'Niel: O.O I hit a pregnant lady? Never thought that'd happen to me.
Shadenny: I knew it. ^_^
Sonic&Amy: HOW?!
Shadenny: ^_^ I'm the author remember?
Everyone: -__- Oh yeah.
Shadenny: On to Station Square! For that is where our next adventure lies!
Shadow: (falls from the sky and onto Sonic) OW!
Sonic: (aggitated) GET OFF ME, FAKER!!
Shadow: Nah, I like tormenting you. ^_^
Sonic: FAG!
Shadow: (pummels Sonic into a cabin nearby) Hey look! A train station.
Carter: (scans Shadow with some sort of device. It beeps loudly)(to O'Niel) Sir, I'm detecting negative energy.
Tealk:(preps his Gould staff thingy)
Shadow:(psyched out)O_O THE HELL? I'M NOT EVIL ANYMORE, I SWEAR ON MARIA"S GRAVE!
Shadenny: Put that away!
Tealk: (deactivates staff thingy without complaint.
Shadenny: It's okay, Shadie-kins. You can come out now.
Shadow: (comes out sheepishly from the cabin he threw Sonic into) Do they work for G.U.N?
SG-1: WHAT?!
Jackson: How do you know of the Gould Underground Nation?
Sonic crew: Huh?
Shadenny: For this story, that's what G.U.N means, 'kay?
Sonadow: (Breathe sighs of relief) DON'T CALL US THAT!!
Shadenny: ^_^ Sorry, couldn't help myself.
SG-1: That's okay. We don't care.
Sonic&Shadow: YOU WOULD, TOO, IF CRAZY PEOPLE MADE YOU GAY!!
Shadenny: Now, that's not true. I've read several yaoi fics about you two together and some of them are quite good.
Shadow: --__-- Please don't tell me you just said that.
Shadenny: I just said that.
Shadow: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Now the author thinks I'm GAY!!
Shadenny: No I don't. (squeezes Shadow tightly and kisses him on the cheek)I say they're good because there's a lot of emotion in them. What ticks me off is Shadamy fics, you know fics that put you and Amy as couples.
Amy: Hell No! Sonic's the only one for me!
Jackson: Can we just get to Station Square, kick Gould butt, explore, and GO HOME?!
Shadenny: Okay.
Everybody: (boards train as it begins to leave)
Next time: The Gould Appear!
Review if ya like the fic So far.*# ~~`Shadenny'~~#*