Chapter 4: The Gould Appear!
(Eggman's fortress)
Eggman: (grumbles incoherently)
*Stargate activates, seven people with cobra head masks pop out*
Eggman: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU??!
People: We are the Gould and come to take over this puny planet.
Eggman:(aggitatted) Well, get in line, buster. I was here first.
Gould #1: (preps staff thingy and fires at Eggman)
Eggman: OW! That nearly tickled. (starts laughing insanely)
Gould: o_O;; That's never happened before.
Gould #2: I think this guy is a whack job.
Other Gould: (nod in agreement and lower their fancy hood do-dads)
Shadenny: (pops up out of nowhere) HIYA!!
Gould: (suffer a panic attack that nearly kills their symbryoes or whatever they are)
Shadenny: You can stop laughing anytime, Egghead.
Eggman: (cowers in fear) Y-y-y-you s-s-s-s-s-still aren't mad at me are you?
Shadenny: (glares at him)
Eggman: (yelps in terror and runs to his mommy) MOMMY!!!!!!
Gould: o_O; Mental case.
Shadenny: You can say that again.
Gould: o_O; Mental case.
Shadenny: . DOH! I didn't mean literally! (grumbles) Stupid Gould.
Gould #3: We heard you.
Shadenny: . DOH! Why can't you IDIOTS be smart for once?!
Gould #4: What gives you the right to be here?
Shadenny: =D I'm an author. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Gould #5: Like we're afraid.
Shadenny: =( I don't take kindly to those who mock me. *takes out duct tape and the EVIL video*
Gould: (mockingly) Oh what are you going to do with those? Kill us with it? Torture us? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Shadenny: =) I forewarned you. I'm evil, with a capital E.
*Five minutes later: Gould are tied to chairs with duct tape over their mouths and eyelids taped open.*
Shadenny: ^_^ Please enjoy the video. *pops the EVIL tape into theVCR*
T.V: *shows (shudders) Barney* Hey, kids! I love you, you love me. We one great big family.......
Gould: O.O NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO(GASP)OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shadenny: ^_^ Have a nice day. *leaves*
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Jackson: I really don't get to say a lot, do I?
O'Niel: Good thing, too.
Shadow: How long's Shadenny gonna take? I wanna get me some heads to mount on my wall.
Everyone: o_O;;; Mental case!
Shadow: No, I'm just evil. And a guy who wants to avenge Maria's death. ^_^
Sonic: (muttering) Maria's a dumb blonde.
Shadow: T_T What was that, Faker?!
Sonic: Me the fake! You are!
Shadow: Me? You're the fake hedgehog around here! You're not good enough to be my fake!
Sonic: I'll make you eat those words! *scribbles Shadow's words on paper and shoves it down Shadow's throat* Told ya! ^_^
Shadow: *cough, hack* BASTARD! _^
Shadenny: *appears with whip* No! *cracks whip* Down, boys! The Gould are temporarily occupied, they won't start causing trouble til later.
Jackson: Dammit! You don't give me enough lines!
Carter: Shut up! Or else you won't be around for the rest of the adventure.
Shadenny: =) Just look at the company of Gould that mocked me.
?????: Your plan has failed. Surrender or die, SG-1.
SG-1: AHH!!! THE GOULD ARE HERE!!
Sonic team: SHUT UP!!!!
Shadenny: How could you escape my torture?
Gould #1: We called reinforcements.
Shadenny: TT Your resistance is futile. *summons Darken Rahl* I command you to kill them, Rahl!
Darken: _^And why the hell should I, whore?!
Shadenny: ( I'll torture you ruthlessly. And not with an Agiel. Now kill those Gould!
Darken: *shrugs* Okay.*conjures Wizard's Fire, Gould are incinerated* Now, if you don't mind, I have a world to conquer. *sees Carter* And who might this lovely lady be?
Carter: Major Sam Carter, U.S Airforce.
Darken: Care to join me in bed, Lady Carter?
Carter: *enthusiastic* Hell yeah! I haven't screwed for over a year!
Darken: ^_^ Yay!
Darken&Carter: *go to secluded area* *moan* *groan* *come out 10 minutes later*
Shadenny: Let's fast forward nine months. *speeds up time*
Carter: *gives birth to a son*
Darken: *cradles baby* -^_^- He has the gift! This is my lucky day!
Shadenny: Okay let's return to the past. *Reverses time to point of origin* That wasn't so bad, was it?
Darken: Nope. ^_^ And I have a son that will at least appreciate me on Father's day. *glares at an unpresent Richard* Dammit, Richard, I'm your father and you killed me!
Carter: !_! You're DEAD?!
Shadenny: He was until I summoned him. Now he will work on the side of GOOD. Isn't that right, Darken?
Darken: A deal's a deal. Can I return home? I wanna surprise Richard with the news that he has a half-brother.
Shadenny: Sure. *sends Darken back to D'Hara*
Carter: NOO!! You just sent away my love!
Shadenny: Jesus, Carter. You hang out with three men Day in and day out and you're telling me that you haven't fallen in love with ATLEAST one?!
Carter: -_^ Yes.
Shadenny: GOOD GOD! You're insane!! That's it. End of chapter. Review, readers, or Darken will come back and gut you. Even better, I'll send a mriswith after ya. Ja.
(Eggman's fortress)
Eggman: (grumbles incoherently)
*Stargate activates, seven people with cobra head masks pop out*
Eggman: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU??!
People: We are the Gould and come to take over this puny planet.
Eggman:(aggitatted) Well, get in line, buster. I was here first.
Gould #1: (preps staff thingy and fires at Eggman)
Eggman: OW! That nearly tickled. (starts laughing insanely)
Gould: o_O;; That's never happened before.
Gould #2: I think this guy is a whack job.
Other Gould: (nod in agreement and lower their fancy hood do-dads)
Shadenny: (pops up out of nowhere) HIYA!!
Gould: (suffer a panic attack that nearly kills their symbryoes or whatever they are)
Shadenny: You can stop laughing anytime, Egghead.
Eggman: (cowers in fear) Y-y-y-you s-s-s-s-s-still aren't mad at me are you?
Shadenny: (glares at him)
Eggman: (yelps in terror and runs to his mommy) MOMMY!!!!!!
Gould: o_O; Mental case.
Shadenny: You can say that again.
Gould: o_O; Mental case.
Shadenny: . DOH! I didn't mean literally! (grumbles) Stupid Gould.
Gould #3: We heard you.
Shadenny: . DOH! Why can't you IDIOTS be smart for once?!
Gould #4: What gives you the right to be here?
Shadenny: =D I'm an author. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Gould #5: Like we're afraid.
Shadenny: =( I don't take kindly to those who mock me. *takes out duct tape and the EVIL video*
Gould: (mockingly) Oh what are you going to do with those? Kill us with it? Torture us? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Shadenny: =) I forewarned you. I'm evil, with a capital E.
*Five minutes later: Gould are tied to chairs with duct tape over their mouths and eyelids taped open.*
Shadenny: ^_^ Please enjoy the video. *pops the EVIL tape into theVCR*
T.V: *shows (shudders) Barney* Hey, kids! I love you, you love me. We one great big family.......
Gould: O.O NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO(GASP)OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shadenny: ^_^ Have a nice day. *leaves*
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Jackson: I really don't get to say a lot, do I?
O'Niel: Good thing, too.
Shadow: How long's Shadenny gonna take? I wanna get me some heads to mount on my wall.
Everyone: o_O;;; Mental case!
Shadow: No, I'm just evil. And a guy who wants to avenge Maria's death. ^_^
Sonic: (muttering) Maria's a dumb blonde.
Shadow: T_T What was that, Faker?!
Sonic: Me the fake! You are!
Shadow: Me? You're the fake hedgehog around here! You're not good enough to be my fake!
Sonic: I'll make you eat those words! *scribbles Shadow's words on paper and shoves it down Shadow's throat* Told ya! ^_^
Shadow: *cough, hack* BASTARD! _^
Shadenny: *appears with whip* No! *cracks whip* Down, boys! The Gould are temporarily occupied, they won't start causing trouble til later.
Jackson: Dammit! You don't give me enough lines!
Carter: Shut up! Or else you won't be around for the rest of the adventure.
Shadenny: =) Just look at the company of Gould that mocked me.
?????: Your plan has failed. Surrender or die, SG-1.
SG-1: AHH!!! THE GOULD ARE HERE!!
Sonic team: SHUT UP!!!!
Shadenny: How could you escape my torture?
Gould #1: We called reinforcements.
Shadenny: TT Your resistance is futile. *summons Darken Rahl* I command you to kill them, Rahl!
Darken: _^And why the hell should I, whore?!
Shadenny: ( I'll torture you ruthlessly. And not with an Agiel. Now kill those Gould!
Darken: *shrugs* Okay.*conjures Wizard's Fire, Gould are incinerated* Now, if you don't mind, I have a world to conquer. *sees Carter* And who might this lovely lady be?
Carter: Major Sam Carter, U.S Airforce.
Darken: Care to join me in bed, Lady Carter?
Carter: *enthusiastic* Hell yeah! I haven't screwed for over a year!
Darken: ^_^ Yay!
Darken&Carter: *go to secluded area* *moan* *groan* *come out 10 minutes later*
Shadenny: Let's fast forward nine months. *speeds up time*
Carter: *gives birth to a son*
Darken: *cradles baby* -^_^- He has the gift! This is my lucky day!
Shadenny: Okay let's return to the past. *Reverses time to point of origin* That wasn't so bad, was it?
Darken: Nope. ^_^ And I have a son that will at least appreciate me on Father's day. *glares at an unpresent Richard* Dammit, Richard, I'm your father and you killed me!
Carter: !_! You're DEAD?!
Shadenny: He was until I summoned him. Now he will work on the side of GOOD. Isn't that right, Darken?
Darken: A deal's a deal. Can I return home? I wanna surprise Richard with the news that he has a half-brother.
Shadenny: Sure. *sends Darken back to D'Hara*
Carter: NOO!! You just sent away my love!
Shadenny: Jesus, Carter. You hang out with three men Day in and day out and you're telling me that you haven't fallen in love with ATLEAST one?!
Carter: -_^ Yes.
Shadenny: GOOD GOD! You're insane!! That's it. End of chapter. Review, readers, or Darken will come back and gut you. Even better, I'll send a mriswith after ya. Ja.