Chapter 5: Smallville and Sailor Moon Join In!
Shadenny: Okay, we're here at Station Square. Headquaters of G.U.N.
SG-1: You just led us into enemy territory without telling us?!
Shadenny: Ummm, basically...yeah.
SG-1: ARE YOU INSANE?!!
Shadenny: ^-^ Yep. Thank you for noticing. Gotta go somewhere real quick. Bye! *vanishes*
Jackson: *eye twitches* Is she always like that?
Sonic: Yep. Best not anger her when she's high on sugar.
***************(where Shadenny is)
~~Smallville, Kansas~~
Shadenny: *pops into the Kents' residence in human form* HIYA!
Kents: *suffer a panic attack*
Shadenny: Sorry 'bout that. Just want Clark to come with.
Jonathan: And just who the hell are you?
Shadenny: ( Don't back talk to an author!
Jonathan: Congrats, did you get best seller?
Shadenny: *glare darkens* YOU'RE IN MY FIC RIGHT NOW!!*spooky lightning special effects* I am the Supreme Being known as an Author. A Being with unlimited powers and insanity. Now, DO NOT QUESTION ME!!
Clark: What do you want me for?
Shadenny: *mood brightens* You will be changed into an anthropomorphic hedgehog to help defeat a group of alien baddies who intend to rule the universe. You will keep all your abilities, including your speed. There are two other hedgehogs that have speed that may exceed your own. Those are the conditions. So....AWAY WE GO!!*pulls Clark into a vortex and disappears*
Clark: *Is now a dark brown hedgehog wearing minaturized version of the clothes he was previously wearing. Has blue eyes and Sonic styled quills.* Where are we going?
Shadenny: *still human* I'm gonna drop you off now. *Drops Clark into a hole in the vortex* BYE!
Clark: AHHHH!!!!!*falls on Amy* Oof! Sorry. *helps Amy up* My name's Clark Kent. And this must be the place. *adds as Gould come attacking*
Shadenny: *pops into middle of a school courtyard.* HIYA!!
Students: *suffer panic attack*
Shadenny: Sorry, in a hurry. Can someone tell me where Hino Rei is? *spots named person.* REI!! Need you and the others' help!
Rei: *grimaces* Not you again.
Shadenny: =( Watch who you're talking to. Gather 'em up and we'll talk. *Warps Rei to Mobius.
Rei: BIIITCH!!
Shadenny: You're gonna get it for that one, Hino! *teleports to Juuban* HIYA!!
students: *suffer panic attack.*
Shadenny: USAGI! AMI! MAKOTO! MINAKO!
Usagi,Ami,Makoto,Minako: AHH! NOT YOU AGAIN!!
Shadenny: Yup! Let's go! *Warps them to Mobius* *giggles* Bye! *Time warps* *is stopped by Pluto*
Pluto: You cannot pass. *sees Shadenny* *gags* Not you!
Shadenny: Yup!*warps Pluto to Mobius* *continues to past* *just before Metallia is defeated* HIYA, GUYS!!
Generals' stones: *suffer panic attack*
Shadenny: Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey! *turns stones to bodies* Time to go help out the Universe! *warps them to Mobius.* Hmm, one more Earth hero team should do it. OOH!*Teleports to Kinmoku* HIYA!!
People: *suffer panic attack*
Shadenny: Looking for Seiya, Yaten and Taiki. *sees named persons* GUYS!!
Three Lights: AHH!! NOT YOU AGAIN!!
Shadenny: Yup! See ya!*warps with them to Mobius* LET'S GET READY TO RUUUUUUMBLLLLLLLLE!! *leaps into fight*
Senshi: *use senshi powers*
Clark: *sets Gould on fire with heat vision*
SG-1: *attack with guns*
Sonic&Shadow: *spindash through them all*
Amy: *whacks Gould with hammer*
Tails: *fights in the Cyclone*
Gould: *Get their butts kicked severely.*
Shadenny:*pouts* This is getting old. *lightbulb appears above her head.* I KNOW! *summons Serac, the Mercury Djinni from Golden Sun: The Lost Age* WOOHOO!! Go get the baddies, Serac!
Serac: *blasts them with Mercury energy*
Gould: *all die*
Mia: *pops in with Piers* Give us back Serac!
Peirs: I implore you, don't wear down my patience.
O'Niel: O.O Woah! It's the Golden Sun cast! And that's a Mercury Djinni! This is my lucky day!
Carter: -_-;; You have really spent too much time playing video games.
O'Niel: SO! GS and GS:TLA are the best RPGs out there! Besides, Piers and Mia make a cute couple.
Piers&Mia: #O.O# We're not a couple.
Shadenny: *giggles* Yes you are. Can't fool me, I'm an author and can read your mind.
Piers&Mia: -_-; Oh great. Another Ivan/Sheba.
Shadenny: Thanks for lending me Serac. *hands back Mercury(Sailor)*
Mercury: LET ME GO!!
Shadenny: *blinks* ^_^; Whoops. Wrong Mercury. *Takes Serac. Hands back to Mia* Take care, little guy!
Serac: *pouts* My name's "Serac", not "Little Guy".
Shadenny: *Rolls eyes* Whatever. *warps trio back to Weyard* That's all for this chapter. Adios!
Jackson: DAMMIT! GIVE ME MORE LINES!!
Shadenny: Okay, we're here at Station Square. Headquaters of G.U.N.
SG-1: You just led us into enemy territory without telling us?!
Shadenny: Ummm, basically...yeah.
SG-1: ARE YOU INSANE?!!
Shadenny: ^-^ Yep. Thank you for noticing. Gotta go somewhere real quick. Bye! *vanishes*
Jackson: *eye twitches* Is she always like that?
Sonic: Yep. Best not anger her when she's high on sugar.
***************(where Shadenny is)
~~Smallville, Kansas~~
Shadenny: *pops into the Kents' residence in human form* HIYA!
Kents: *suffer a panic attack*
Shadenny: Sorry 'bout that. Just want Clark to come with.
Jonathan: And just who the hell are you?
Shadenny: ( Don't back talk to an author!
Jonathan: Congrats, did you get best seller?
Shadenny: *glare darkens* YOU'RE IN MY FIC RIGHT NOW!!*spooky lightning special effects* I am the Supreme Being known as an Author. A Being with unlimited powers and insanity. Now, DO NOT QUESTION ME!!
Clark: What do you want me for?
Shadenny: *mood brightens* You will be changed into an anthropomorphic hedgehog to help defeat a group of alien baddies who intend to rule the universe. You will keep all your abilities, including your speed. There are two other hedgehogs that have speed that may exceed your own. Those are the conditions. So....AWAY WE GO!!*pulls Clark into a vortex and disappears*
Clark: *Is now a dark brown hedgehog wearing minaturized version of the clothes he was previously wearing. Has blue eyes and Sonic styled quills.* Where are we going?
Shadenny: *still human* I'm gonna drop you off now. *Drops Clark into a hole in the vortex* BYE!
Clark: AHHHH!!!!!*falls on Amy* Oof! Sorry. *helps Amy up* My name's Clark Kent. And this must be the place. *adds as Gould come attacking*
Shadenny: *pops into middle of a school courtyard.* HIYA!!
Students: *suffer panic attack*
Shadenny: Sorry, in a hurry. Can someone tell me where Hino Rei is? *spots named person.* REI!! Need you and the others' help!
Rei: *grimaces* Not you again.
Shadenny: =( Watch who you're talking to. Gather 'em up and we'll talk. *Warps Rei to Mobius.
Rei: BIIITCH!!
Shadenny: You're gonna get it for that one, Hino! *teleports to Juuban* HIYA!!
students: *suffer panic attack.*
Shadenny: USAGI! AMI! MAKOTO! MINAKO!
Usagi,Ami,Makoto,Minako: AHH! NOT YOU AGAIN!!
Shadenny: Yup! Let's go! *Warps them to Mobius* *giggles* Bye! *Time warps* *is stopped by Pluto*
Pluto: You cannot pass. *sees Shadenny* *gags* Not you!
Shadenny: Yup!*warps Pluto to Mobius* *continues to past* *just before Metallia is defeated* HIYA, GUYS!!
Generals' stones: *suffer panic attack*
Shadenny: Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey! *turns stones to bodies* Time to go help out the Universe! *warps them to Mobius.* Hmm, one more Earth hero team should do it. OOH!*Teleports to Kinmoku* HIYA!!
People: *suffer panic attack*
Shadenny: Looking for Seiya, Yaten and Taiki. *sees named persons* GUYS!!
Three Lights: AHH!! NOT YOU AGAIN!!
Shadenny: Yup! See ya!*warps with them to Mobius* LET'S GET READY TO RUUUUUUMBLLLLLLLLE!! *leaps into fight*
Senshi: *use senshi powers*
Clark: *sets Gould on fire with heat vision*
SG-1: *attack with guns*
Sonic&Shadow: *spindash through them all*
Amy: *whacks Gould with hammer*
Tails: *fights in the Cyclone*
Gould: *Get their butts kicked severely.*
Shadenny:*pouts* This is getting old. *lightbulb appears above her head.* I KNOW! *summons Serac, the Mercury Djinni from Golden Sun: The Lost Age* WOOHOO!! Go get the baddies, Serac!
Serac: *blasts them with Mercury energy*
Gould: *all die*
Mia: *pops in with Piers* Give us back Serac!
Peirs: I implore you, don't wear down my patience.
O'Niel: O.O Woah! It's the Golden Sun cast! And that's a Mercury Djinni! This is my lucky day!
Carter: -_-;; You have really spent too much time playing video games.
O'Niel: SO! GS and GS:TLA are the best RPGs out there! Besides, Piers and Mia make a cute couple.
Piers&Mia: #O.O# We're not a couple.
Shadenny: *giggles* Yes you are. Can't fool me, I'm an author and can read your mind.
Piers&Mia: -_-; Oh great. Another Ivan/Sheba.
Shadenny: Thanks for lending me Serac. *hands back Mercury(Sailor)*
Mercury: LET ME GO!!
Shadenny: *blinks* ^_^; Whoops. Wrong Mercury. *Takes Serac. Hands back to Mia* Take care, little guy!
Serac: *pouts* My name's "Serac", not "Little Guy".
Shadenny: *Rolls eyes* Whatever. *warps trio back to Weyard* That's all for this chapter. Adios!
Jackson: DAMMIT! GIVE ME MORE LINES!!