Chapter 5 here ya go!ok ok I added Sesshy but c'mon!who doesn't want Sesshy!

Disclaimer

Me:OK this is the 5th chapter and by now you should know that I ,Susan does not...does not!..own Inuyasha

Inuyasha:I'd like to thank god for that and-

Me:-and shut up before I turn you into nothing..

Inuyasha:Riiiight..well Review or something..

New Characters:

Sesshomaru:(age:over 1000)He is still a Dog demon chill out but I changed his outfit...He now wears a short sleeved black shirt with a long sleeved white shirt on the bottom and black jeans!so hot..so hot..still has silver hair and same everything! 'xept the clothes.OH DID I MENTION HE'S YURIDIA'S BOYFRIEND? y'all hate me right?thought so..-sigh-

Shizuku:(Age:Unknown)She is the mother of Kokoro.She is the best asssassin in the family along with her husband(Not out yet)

She wears a lot of very expensive looking dresses and her hair is dark blue and she has green eyes.

Sora:(Age:16)She is Kokoro's oldest sibling .She taught Cloud,Kokoro,and Ame how to kill,but feels ashamed that Kokoro doesn't want to kill after all she has taught her.Her mother taught her and she is the 3rd best in the family for killing.Sora usually wears a long sleeved black shirt with blue jeans.She has blue looking cat eyes and long dark greenish-blackish looking hair.

Reviews:THANKS FOR REVIEWING ESPECIALLY KURIMUSONCHISHIO!XD

Kurimusonchishio:Thank you!

Nomadgirl66:I know but I wanted it to be like that, to shock everyone like this-GASP!-XD(I do too..shhhh)XD thanks...no she has no healing powers actually she heals fast cauz she's half vampire ..like Inuyasha he's half demon(not in here in the show)and he heals faster and yeah

Recall:"Hmph that's ok...Sango why don't you join me?"he said patting the other side of the bed...Sango was blushin like mad..

"You perv! no!"she turned around so he couldn't she her blush but she felt a hand on her shoulder...

"Sango.."He said softly...Sango couldn't help but blush...his face got closer to hers...and then they both shut their eyes...and...

Enchiladas?

Both Miroku and Sango were mere millimeters of kissing when Sango heard snickering she turned to the door.Standing there was Kagome with a big grin on her face and Inuyasha right next to her also smiling and Yuridia..confused..

"Gee Inuyasha do you think we came at a bad time?"Kagome said in a childish voice as she leaned to Inuyasha.

"Why yes Kagome I think we did!"Inuyasha said as he tried to control his blush when Kagome came closer.

"..Yeah..sooooo is this the cross dresser -prev?"Yuridia said.Kagome and Inuyasha laughing at the memory and Sango with Miroku confused?

Flashback

"So this Miroku really is a cross dresser!"Yuridia shouted in amazment.

"Y-yeah!he tried to wear my clothes one time.."Kagome was trying so hard not to laugh...but Inuyasha beat her to it.

"Yeah sis if he likes your clothes at night when you're sleeping he might steal them so careful!I suggest you do not sleep"Inuyasha said in a mysterious voice and Yuridia ran up ahead wishing Sango's clothes will be 'safe'.

When the close was clear that Yuridia was gone Inuyasha looked into Kagome's eyes and Kagome's into Inuyasha's..and they started laughing!laughing so hard Kagome needed Inuyasha's shoulder for support while Inuyasha needed a branch from a tree.

"That- was-funny!SHE BOUGHT IT!"Kagome said between her laughs.

"YEAH!THAT'S RICH!-"Inuyasha stopped when he noticed Kagome's face was very..VERY... close to his...Well they both noticed and both blushed..."I guess we should -uh- go to see Sango and see if Miroku isn't probably dead?"Kagome said as she departed from Inuyasha...

"Y-Yeah.."he replied.'..Man..why'd she make me blush!this is freaking me out!I've been around MANY-MANY girls but this one is different..'Inuyasha thought as he caght up to Kagome.

End

"Am I missing something?"Miroku asked.."AND who's this guy?Kagome you got a boyfriend or something?"at his statement Kagome and Inuyasha blushed (LOTS of blushing going on as you can see?)

"No he's Inuyasha or'Yuridia' he was diguised as her for a bet and when he told us he was Yuridia hell broke out!right Kagome?"Sango said.

"Yeah!that little perv saw us naked!"Kagome said as she gave Inuyasha a glare.

"HEY!I ALREADY TOLD YOU GUYS I AM TALLER THAN YOU!AND- I already explained"Inuyasha said as he crossed his arms.

"YOU SAW THEM NAKED!HOW WAS IT!"MIroku asked .Inuyasha just looked at Miroku with disgust.

"I wish never to experience that again"Inuyasha said in a serious voice.Kagome looked at Sango and smiled..'Oh no she's thinking about something!'Sango thought.

"Why Inuyasha you mean to say my body is horible"Kagome said in a sad tone but she kinda stroke a pose and leaning on Inuyasha.

"I-I ..you-I.."Inuyasha was shocked at Kagome 'To think she was innocent ...looking..hot looking..wait what!'

"-and I thought you liked me awww I'm sad Inuyasha"Kagome in a very sad voice but hey let's say she acts really good!

"Kagome-"Inuyasha managed to say before Kagome looked at him with her gorgeous eyes.."I-"

"Not that I hate Soap Operas but I rather watch 'em in TV than watch 'em in real life so you're the cross dresser huh!listen stay away from my clothes!"Yuridia said pointing at Miroku..which he was confused..Sango,Kagome,and Inuyasha were laughing..

"I'm not a cross dresser as you can see?"Miroku said grabbing Yuridia's hand."So you're the real Yuridia-wait!REAL that means I-"

"Yeah you got Inuyasha's ass!OH THAT'S FUNNY!"Kagome and Sango said laughing..while Inuyasha twitched in his eye about the memory.

"AH!MY HANDS THEY'RE-THEY'RE!TAINTED!"Miroku said as he stared at his hands and ran to the bathroom to wash his hands.

"Soooo I got to go!Bye Sango "Kagome ran up to Sango and hugged her.

"What-wait!why leave why!"Sango said while Kagome was still hugging her.

"I need to find Black Neko..."Kagome said as she stared at her ankle.

"YOU DID FIND HER AND SHE GOT YOU HIGH!OR SOMETHING!"Sango yelled at Kagome.

"I was high?"She turned to Inuyasha who just nodded.

"Well..you looked like it...and acted like it..so I think it was it..but she poisined the tip..?"Inuyasha said rubbing his chin.

"Poisined it?I'M POISINED!CRAAAP!I'M GONNA DIE!"Kagome said grabbing her head and getting on her knees...everyone just stared exept Yuridia who was looking at a picture?Inuyasha just poked Kagome..

"Hey crazy lady you're gonna be ok when I turned you into a vampire..half..I took it all in but it won't affected neither of why?CAUZ WE'RE DEAD MORON!"Inuyasha said as he smacked Kagome's head.

"OWW!DON'T DO THAT!"she kicked him in the..knee..(HA!I got ya..you probably thought I was gonna say somthing else..hehe)

"Inuyasha you bit her?my my my..little bro you know what that means.."Yuridia said as she smiled at Inuyasha

"Uh no I don't what?"Inuyasha asked.

"Whoever is bitten by a vampire..or half..the vampire who bit him/her in this case her is immediately is the Master of the one who got bit"Yuridia said but got confused faces..

"Can you repeat that?"Inuyasha said raising his hand.

"Ok lemme make it short...you bit Kagome since you bit her!you are her master!"Yuridia said annoyed.

"I'm her what!but-but I thought she was out master?"Inuyasha said pointing at Kagome who was on the floor passed out.

"Yeaaah but these are the rules of bitting!that's why I told you not to turn anyone into a vampire!cause then you can make them do whatever you want in your case you probably want them to sleep with you or something.."Yuridia said crossing her arms.

"WHAT NO I WOULDN'T!YOU ARE SICK AND TWISTED!I WOULD NEVER-"

"Never?don't tell me you're a virgin little bro.."Yurida smirked..

"I-I..ok so maybe I'm not a virgin but who cares?"when he said that Kagome woke up and passed out again when Inuyasha said'ok so maybe I'm not a virgin but who cares'

"I knew it.."Yuridia mummbled.

"You knew?how.."He asked..

"When I was in your body all these girls came up to me saying' Inuyasha I miss you so much!wanna stop by later..again..'"Yuridia said as she was checking her nails..Inuyasha was shocked..

"I CAN EXPLAIN!"He said waving his hands.

"YOU SLEPT WITH ALL THOSE WOMEN!"Yuridia yelled at him.Kagome woke up and heard and passed out..

"Kagome this is getting old wake up!"Inuyasha said lightly kicking her side.

"OW!WELL MAYBE I DON'T WANNA HER YOU PERSONAL STUFF AND TRY TO PASS OUT BY MYSELF!"she said as she stood up.

"As I said I am going good bye Sango,Miroku,Yuridia an-"Kagome was about to get out of the door when a hando on her shoulder stopped her.

"Listen you are Yuridia's and mine's Master which means we go where you go"Inuyasha said as he let go of her shoulder.

"Eh no you're her master?"Yuridia said pointing at Inuyasha.

"Well she was ours first?"Inuyasha said having a very confused face...' Am I hers?or is she mines?'He thought.

"Ok well I'm in a rush so how about we become both of each others Masters!"Kagome said in an annoyed voice.

"Ok"Inuyasha just shrugged his shoulders.All three left in search for black Neko and hoping they wont get drugged..Now Sango and Miroku on the other hand...

"DAMMIT MIROKU STOP TOUCHING MY ASS!"Sango yelled as they were buying groceries.

"-but my dear Sango..I thought you liked me since we were going to kiss?"Miroku said smirking.

"That was a mistake and I'm glad i didn't do it!"Sango said crossing her arms.

With Kagome

"I'm soooo hungry!"Kagome said"Wait- i'm part vampire so does that mean I hafta kill humans!"Kagome was panicing when Inuyasha and Yuridia were just staring at her..

"Yes and no..since we're half we can eat Human food and then we can drink blood but it doesn't have to be from Humans"Yuridia stated.

"Thank God! cause I still wanna eat Enchiladas!(Mmmmmm my mom makes delicious Enchiladas..)"Kagome said.Yuridia looked at Inuyasha and Inuyasha at Kagome.

"Uh Kagome? what are Enchiladas?"Both Yuridia and Inuyasha asked.Kagome stopped in her tracks...her face was this O.O...

With Kokoro

"Kokoro"said the very elegant looking woman dressed in a long blue gown with blue diamond earing and necklace.She was reffered as "Mom","Mommy","Mother" or her real name Shizuku.

"Yes Mother"Kokoro said while bowing to Shizuku.

"You may go search for this Kagome person and kill her..Take Sora or Cloud just in case you can't do it.."Shizuku told her in a cold voice.

"Erm..yes Mother I shall take Cloud"Kokoro said.She left to her brother's room so she can ask him if he will accompany her.

"Kokoro!I haven't seen you in a while did you kill that girl yet?"asked a girl with blue looking cat eyes and long Blackish-Greenish hair.

"Oh hey Sora...n-no I haven't.."Kokoro looked down to her feet.

"Oh-well...em..it's ok nice seeing you but I have to go kill someone bye sis"Sora said as she left.Kokoro said bye to her sister and knocked on her brother's door.

"Come in"

"Cloud?"

"What?I'm kinda busy?"Cloud said as he was watching a soap opera called"La Esposa Virgen"Kokoro came in and sat next to her brother..

"Do you even understand what they're saying?"Kokoro asked her bro.

"Yep!to be a good assassin you need to know lots of languages and- NO!VIRGINA QUE HACES!PORQUE NO AMES A FERNANDO!" Cloud yelled at the TV.(Translation:NO!VIRGINAWHAT ARE YOU DOING! WHY DON'T YOU LOVE FERNANDO!)Kokoro had a sweatdrop

Back with Kagome

Kagome was shocked!' They don't know what an enchilada is!the most delicious of all foods'"An Enchilada is a Mexican food in which chicken is wrapped in a tortilla and covered with cheese and green tomato sauce with creme"Kagome said.

"Geez did you study the facts about Enchiladas!"Inuyasha said.

"SHUT UP!THEY ARE DELICIOUS!"kagome poked him.

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Me:Yeah well I made it short and Enchiladas!c'mon people they're delicious!

Inuyasha and Kagome:-Eating Enchiladas and giving a thumbs up!-

Me:Seeee?Ok well as Inu-Inuyasha starts chocking when he hears ' Inu' -In the beginning Please Review!

Kagome:-Is helping Inuyasha not choke!-

-SUSHI