This fic is rated for violence and swearing, as well as situations unsuitable for small children and Mirokuness. (I sound like the thingie that comes on the movie screen!) (sorry I swear too much) Please, don't read this if you are opposed to any of the above things!
A question: is author alert a good thing? I'm not sure what it is? Help?
PUNK-CSI-GIRL: The pairings are Kagome/Kouga, Miroku/Sango Sess?. The baddies are Inu/Ayame (srry all inu and ayame fans. Uhhh… Fluffy: Your useless half-brother's mother in law's uncle's sister's lazy bumpkin cousin's pet monkey's uncle made you do it. Me: thanks Fluffy! You're a life saver. Anyway, what he said! You see! Naraku really is a monkey's uncle!) + naraku, and I'm still thinking about other pairings and baddies. Thanks! (I never would have guessed. My story sucks in my opinion.)
Sesshomaru: This Sesshomaru agrees. The last chappie was excruciating! (I cry)
browneyedgoddess: yea, it is kinda weird that he falls in love so fast… but, it's necessary later on to make things a little funnier, actiony, and interesting. But sure, I'll make him attracted, but later her realizes its love. Thanxs for the suggestion! (hope you don't mind me actually using it!) You'll see in this chappie.
Sesshomaru: It has an unnaturally long passing period. (me whakie him) Don't give things away!
Punkey-Monkey: Yea, fluffy's in the story. How'd ya know? U read my mind! Yea, Kags is full of herself, but maybe there's a reason… you have to read to find out-
inu339: thanx!
Anyway… on with the "excrutiating" (glares at fluffy) story
Y'know… you don't even like me, Fluffy! I bet you started that "Hate darkenedmoonlightflame" club! U're so mean! (bawls)
Everyone glare at fluffy
You're fired!
Excuse this sesshomaru?
FIRED, cause you're so mean to me!
(cries) I'm sorry. I ate too much caffinene this morning, and I got a headache!
O.o you said "I" fine you're hired again (hugs fluffy)
Yay! Now I can ask her if she can give me Tetsuiaga as a bonus!
Maybe if your nice and don't get high on caffeine… (blabbers on and on)
Sesshomaru: This Sesshomaru is tired of waiting. Wench, hurry up with the story!
darkenedmoonlightflame: (sobs loudly) You probably don't even like it or wanna read it! (bawls)
Sesshomaru: (in happy voice) Actually, this Sesshomaru was waiting anxiously for this chapter! (covers mouth and eyes bulge) that came out wrong! This Sesshomaru spits in disgust as you type!
darkenedmoonlightflame: (rolls eyes) you gotta stop talking in 3rd person…
Sesshomaru: This wench… (me whackie him) I mean darkenedmoonlightflame doesn't own my stupid half-brother.. (me whackie him again) I mean Inu Yasha.
Kagome vs. Shikon High
Chapter 3
Textbooks Do More Than Break Your Back? (aka Textbooks Have More Than 1 Purpose)
'God, Social Studies and History is SO boring. Even though Mr. Myoga Flea's so nice, he talks a little too much…' Kagome Higurashi's mind wandered profusely. She was sitting in her first period class, Social Studies and History, listening to the enveloping chatter on the rest of her classmates, who were intent on taking full advantage of the free period Mr. Myoga Flea had given them. She rested her head against the calming coolness of the smooth desk, until an annoyed person began tapping her rudely on her shoulder.
Kagome spun around, and gave a death glare to the girl who was annoying her. She had flaming red hair, emerald green eyes, and wore VERY slutty clothes. (sorry Ayame fans) "Hey bitch! It's Ayame. I heard you messed up my boyfriend!"
Kagome's sapphire eyes narrowed further as she responded grumpily, "I couldn't have possibly messed him up any more than before." Ayame turned several shades of angry reds and purples. Several curious kids watching snickered, but quickly turned away as the slut glared at them. (A/n: slutty people can be powerful in the social world) "Why you wiseass!" Ayame forced all of her powers into a bone crunching slap, but Kagome easily caught her firmly by the wrist and twisted her arm until she was behind her. "I don't usually beat up girls, but I'll make an exception for you bitch. This is over. Remember, stay away, and I might forgive your stupidity."
Ayame wriggled out of the tough girl's grasp, and balled her left hand up into a fist, launching toward Kagome's face. Kagome knocked her arm away, stepped forcefully on the slutty girl's toe, elbowed her in the ribs, and elbowed her down on the back just as the earspliting bell rang. (A/N: strange that all this happens under Mr. Myoga's nose, eh?)
The "bag girl" grabbed her unnaturally large stack of books consisting of Social Studies, History, High Math, Language Arts, Science, and Ancient and Lost Languages textbooks and pamphlets, striding out of the classroom before anyone else had gotten to their desks.
Kagome sighed, all too glad to be rid of the cramped an overcrowded room. She dashed through the hallways with unnatural speed, using her wolf youkai powers to monitor the room numbers as she flew past them, leaving the air whiling like a tornado. 180, 181, 182! She screeched to a halt in front of the large and airy doorway leading to Archery Class, (a/n: I have weird classes) balancing precariously on one leg. She opened the door skillfully with her right foot, and entered the room long before anyone else, sitting in the shadows.
Kouga sighed and made his way to room 182. His shoulders sloped in a depressed way, seeing as he hadn't seen Kagome all morning, therefore having no chance to apologize and ask her if she wanted to join his group. He thought about his thoughts earlier. 'Maybe He wondered how he had ever gotten Archery anyway, seeing as he had never even touched a bow in his life. 'Oh well,' he thought, 'The worst thing that could happen would be if Kagome was there too, and I made a total fool of myself!' Shame.
He kicked open (cough down cough) the oak door, and upon receiving strange (you-better-pay-for-that) looks, he laughed nervously and picked up the (cough kicked in cough) door and set it back up, fixing it. His eyes shifted around the room, and he sighed happily in relief as he didn't see his deadly angel anywhere in sight. If he had looked more carefully, he would have spotted the beautiful angel-like devil lounging luxuriously in the corner, rays of golden sun dancing across her shadowed face. Her soft lips curved into a smile when she spotted Kouga enter the room not too quietly, her fingers playing with the linen bandages on her forearms. The cuts were long gone, but as it was unnatural for humans to heal as fast as youkai, she continued to sport the cloth.
An old hag made her way up to the front of the room and began taking attendance.
"Kouga Wolfe?" "yah"
"Kikyo Miko?" (a/n: it rhymes!) "present"
"Kagome Higurashi?" "'Sup"
Kouga's eyes bulged when he heard her name. 'Great, now I can make a fool of myself! I front of her! What kinda group leader am I?' He turned slowly in his restricting seat and spotted her leaning gently on the side wall of the fair sized room.
The old woman stopped calling names and glanced up. "Alright, ye classpeople! Outside with ye!" she shepherded the buzzing students through the pine doorframe, pushing a priestess-style uniform (priest-style for the guys) into their arms as they brushed past her. "Ye children go into the opposite clusters of trees and change now," she commanded as her pupils stared at her dumbly. Kagome sighed and walked over to the offended trees, turned around, and shouted to cover distance, "You people! This is where you change into your uniforms!" She gestured from the trees to the girl population of the class. She then spun around and began taking her shirt off.
Koga blushed furiously, seeing as with his demon powers he could see perfectly clearly through the trees. His eyes widened in shock at what he saw. Having discarded her red shirt, he stared at the cuts, bruises, scars, and even dried blood present on her back. He blinked, to make sure it was true, but it was, and everything was still there until she pulled her priestess uniform on. Kouga shook his head and walked over to the guys' trees and removed his shirt, revealing well-toned abs and muscles. He quickly and self-consciously changed with lightning fast speed into his outfit, and dashed out as fast as possible into the clearing.
Kagome lay back, eyes closed and relaxed, with her head resting on her hands, which were residing on the swaying grass. Her red and white clothing fitted her slender but strong form snugly and her streaked raven locks were spread out around her, moving gently with the breeze. Kouga stared at this beautiful, carefree girl whose heart looked full of love and trust. Her eyes slowly opened and he saw the pain and anger they were filled with, sorrow and hardship far greater than his own. Her chest rose and fell as she inhaled and exhaled.
He walked over and sat next to her, his knees up to his muscular chest, hoping to tell her how he felt. But it was not to be, for at that moment, Keade-baba walked out of the trees towards the class, a group of youngsters huddled around her. "You should go to," Kouga nearly jumped a foot in the air as he heard Kagome's voice, laced with pain and sorrow, not emotionless, telling him to watch how to use the bow and aim. He reluctantly got up and made his way over, observing Kaede, then getting a strung long pine bow.
Kagome sighed heavily, as pain-filled memories that had burned themselves into her mind filled her vision. She got out her long bow made of Sakura wood, its lingering fragrance still present. She walked over to the small group, eyes glazed over in a world of her own, pain and mystery floated in the air around her. But she masked it well, keeping it from all. She had built an impenetrable fortress. It was cold, silent, and dangerous. But that was how she liked it. That was how she survived.
"Alright ye children! Go and practice shooting, we'll move to targets momentarily," Kaede announced, and the group dispersed among the target-lined field, each student grabbing a bow and quiver. Kagome chose a tiny target and walked a long, long way from it. Kaede began, "I don't want ye to get discouraged when you miss…" Kagome just smiled a pleasant smile and replied, "I won't miss, Kaede-baba." Kaede shrugged and muttered something about young people these days.
A girl with long black hair and brown eyes walked up to Kagome and smiled warmly, "Hiya! I'm Kikyo! Wanna be friends?" the cheery girl asked. (a/n: I'm giving kikyo a break, come on, after all she IS dead) "Sure," Kagome patted her on the back, relaxing as she sensed the girl's faint miko powers. After all, one can only make so many enemies in one day.
Kouga spotted Kagome sizing up a tiny target then walking extremely far away. 'Huh? She must be incredibly nearsighted..' he thought to himself. Sadly, he had wasted all practice time searching for her. He zoomed over and chose a target nearby, pulling out a smooth goose feathered arrow clumsily, and he not-so-easily notched it. He tried to pull back the bowstring, but only succeeded in making a VERY loud, strange noise, making students quirk an eye at him. He blushed, very embarrassed to say in the least. Poor Kouga.
Kagome noted his great embarrassment and walked over, hips swaying gently to her own tune. Kouga blushed and turned even redder, if that was even possible. She made the last couple of feet, and demanded he try again and hold the position. So the blushing boy notched the arrow once more and attempted to draw the bowstring. "Geez Kouga! It's not a slingshot! Here," she corrected his hand positions, and stepped back. "A little bit more.." she mumbled and much to Kouga's discomfort, moved his legs around as well his arms, then molded into his back (not literally, but you know kinda pressed up against it) and Kouga's mouth dropped. His previous blushes were nothing compared to this. He wiggled a little seeing the jealous glares aimed at him from most of the boy population. "No squirming," Kagome commanded, and she said, "Bring it to your mouth." He put on a strange face that said Huh? She sighed and molded against him a little more, guiding his hands and feet into a perfected position. "There," she whispered into his ear, "Aim," she fixed the bow so it couldn't miss and whispered, "Fire!" He released the arrow at the same moment she guided him to, and everyone's jaw hit the ground (except for Kagome's) as the arrow smacked straight into the center of the bullseye. Kagome smiled a heart-warming smile and guided Kouga's hands to smoothly notch another arrow almost effortlessly, letting him aim this time. Jaws dropped again, as his arrow landed pretty close to his first. Kagome let him take control of the third shot, and once again the dull thud of arrow hitting bullseye rang through the clearing. Kagome smiled and turned around a shocked Kouga around and gave him a nice long smooch on the lips, and congratulated him. He brought her in for another kiss, but she floated away, insisting it was her turn to shoot.
She retrieved her bow from a smiling Kikyo way far back in the field, and notched it lightning fast and released, this lightning fast pattern repeating thirteen times before ceasing, each arrow enveloped and swirling in mysterious blue light. They all hit the same spot, dead center, each splitting the one before it, creating a strange design of split arrows. If jaws had dropped for Kouga, these jaws must have gone to the fiery center of the earth. She just smiled and winked at Kikyo and Kouga, who came up to congratulate her. Kouga blushed when he remembered how nice she felt.
From the shadows, concealed in the darkness, two golden orbs observed silently.
Kagome left the classroom ignoring the longing glances sent her way, and she sprinted out into the hallway, only to hear a loud, "HENTAI!" and a painful sounding slap. She turned the corner, and spotted a red-faced Sango hovering over an unconscious person. He wore baggy blue pants, a white tee shirt, and had his hair up into a small dragon's tail at the base of his neck. Kagome leaned over him and peered down at him, watching his deep violet eyes flutter open.
He leaned in closer, and whispered loudly, "'Allo! The names Miroku Houshi! Would you do me the honor of bearing me a child?" And with those lovely words, he grabbed her ass. Kagome watched in amusement as Sango's entire face turned redder than a tomato, before she really knocked the socks off Miroku. She leaned in real close to face, and whispered, "Yes," and gave him a smooch on the cheek. He turned red and happily said, "You do have a REALLY nice ass…" But that was before she smacked him, kneed 'im where the suns don't shine, tossed him high into the air, and kicked him in gut, sending the poor perv a nice view of sum concrete. "No way, Houshi-boy!" she turned around elegantly and saluted happily.
Kouga leaning back on the cold green lockers, watching the entire scene. He sighed heavily and pulled a brown paper bag on his head and stumbled over to Kagome and Sango. "This you Kagome?" he asked. "Yup," was his hoped-for reply. "It's Kouga, Kouga Wolfe. The guy you said you'd talk to if I had a bag on my head?" He felt the form nod, and he continued, "I'm really sorry I acted like a jerk this morning, and that I made holes in your arm. I... I just wanna apologize and… ask you if you would give us the honor of joining our gang?" (A/n: not the kind that goes drugs or stuff, y'know the kinda group that sticks together…)
Kagome let her mind wander into all her memories, searching for guidance. "So…" Kouga prompted. "Definitely a yes Kouga!" and she gave him a pat on the back, before saying, "You better take that bag off, you're turning rather blue…" He whipped the bag off, and a thought entered his mind, and he said, "Am I really that bad looking?" She just smiled and walked away.
She continued smiling until Inu Yasha came right up to her and grabbed her ass. (Yes, Inu's kind of a hentai in the fic) "So," he began, gradually getting louder, "I heard you beat up my girl, Ayame!" Kagome replied emotionlessly, "Ya, I kicked 'er ass!"
Kouga's eyes were blurring red again when he saw Inu Yasha grab Kagome's ass. Sango noticed this and she slapped him. "Snap out of it! Remember what happened last time? She can handle herself!" Kouga held his cheek and lowered his head shamefully. Sango's hard gaze softened, and she patted him on the back as she watched the show.
"You bitch! Don't you mess with my girl!" Inu Yasha screeched. And he began ranting obscenities and insulting Kagome. Kouga panicked as his eyes blurred red again, tinting his vision crimson. He prepared to spring forward in his blood lust for Inu Yasha, but suddenly, someone grabbed his shoulder, rooting him to the spot with unnatural strength. His eyes cleared and he turned to thank his youkai protector, eyes bulging when he saw whom it was.
A long time had gone by since Inu Yasha had begun insulting her. Kagome's eyebrow twitched and she began walking away. Inu Yasha turned a strange shade of purple. 'This wench gives me the flip! I'll show her!' and in his state of rage, he forgot how miserably he failed before.
She had kept walking at a steady pace, until Inu Yasha yelled, "Hey whore! I bet your filthy bitch of a mother and father wouldn't touch you now! Hell, I would be surprised if they even wanted you, wench! I would disown you! Better yet, kill you so I wouldn't have to deal with you!" Kagome felt herself lose some cool as mind-shattering memories pounded in her head. She let her emotionless mask slip a little too.
The dragon of rage that lived inside her was awakening. Her eyes started turning redder, and she sank to her knees, fighting it with all the power she possessed. She felt her concealment spell slipping. She finally tamed the dragon, and she locked it away, placing her mask back on. She redid the concealment spell hiding her true form from the mortals looking on, and she crouched down, preparing to jump.
Inu Yasha smirked. He'd hit a sore spot. He closed his eyes and put his fists on his hips, preparing another verbal assault. He never saw it coming.
Kagome leapt up high into the air, twisting with inhuman speed toward Inu Yasha, and she began hurling textbooks Hiraikotsu-style towards Inu Yasha's face. His eyes flashed open in just enough time to spot the first giant textbook. It smashed into his face, knocking him over. (A/n: no broken bones… yet…) This vicious process repeated several times. When she finally had but one textbook left, she landed on the ground, her feet touching down lightly. She threw it forcefully toward the arrogant boy, sending it crashing into his face. "Ouch. Major papercut. Have fun getting a large enough Band-Aid, Taisho!" she stated emotionlessly, collecting her books, which had miraculously avoided any damage.
Kouga's mouth gaped open as he watched this girl hurl extraordinarily heavy textbooks that even he had difficulty picking up effortlessly into Inu Yasha's face. The grip on his shoulder loosened, and the great Sesshomaru chuckled at the sight on his invincible half-brother laying on his back, knocked out with little swirlies on his eyes. He averted his gaze to Kagome. 'This wench amuses me. I shall talk to her…' he thought. Inu Yasha lay stupidly on his back, his face crowded with many red marks from the heavy books with little swirlies in his eyes.
A/N: I was gonna make a longer chappie, but it was taking forever! So… I cut it off here! Hope you don't mind! READ + REVIEW! I COMMAND YOU TO! Yay! Fluffy finally came in! He's going to be featured even more in the next chapter! Should I make a love triangle? (koug/kag/sess?) OOOOOOHHH! VOTE!
I'm getting ready to start working on another fanfic (don't worry, I'm still doing this one) because my other one… no one reviewed! (cries) It's got a really cool plot, and if you review and ask me to, I'll post a summary, excerpt, yada yada here!
Ya! I forgot! The passing period is continuing into next chappie!
SO PLEASEPUSH
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Sesshomaru: Just end this and UPDATE! She usually updates faster when you review. Pity. I must go and ravage the fridge-thing for peanut butter now!
Me: Fluffy's found a new favorite food…