Just so you know, you should always read the a/n and responses. They're… amusing… and informal (contains things you won't find in the story, tips, and hints at future chappies)
Vote in the polls. It could determine some major events.
A/N: Ha! I have a new method of review responses! MUAHAHAHAHAHA! (SORRY, I NEEDED A WEIRD MOMENT) (laughs nervously) Fluffy, staring is rude! You shall pay! VOTE IN THE POLLS, OR FACE THE WRATH OF THE EYE-BURNING SESSHOMARU! (Fluffy: what she means is I'm sorry forupdating so late) sorry, that's becoming a habit, due to any flames… so beware! If you flame me… TO BE… hold on, I forgot what I was gonna say… (hits head on wall)
Ok…'-.- comedy and stupidity in a nutshell for ya…
Upon research (cough hardly cough) I have decided to add Bankotsu to my A/Ns! (he's too adorable, if not dangerous!) He's one cool bishounen in Grip! (drools) I'm unsure whether or not to add him to my horrid fanfic though… HELP! (I have no information about him, I've just seen his pics… -) GIVE ME SOME INFORMATION! ALL WELCOME!
(sorry if he's off character in the a/ns. Like I said, I have no clue. He just looked (cough sexy cough) in Grip! I can't resist guys with huge sword things. They're so cool! )
(sorry all bankotsu haters. He stays -. Just imagine it's someone else talking.)
Me: ok, you can come out!
Bankotsu (I'm still thinking of a nickname that will make him slice me in half! not!): Uhh… Hi everybody! I'll be annoying the hell out of you… I mean, joining you in the author notes! (smiles innocently) (This'll be interesting!)
Me: (does "Welcome-to the-team" dance on his head)
Ban (still thinking, fingers got lazy): is she always like this…
Fluffy: You have NO idea…
Ban: (glares) lemme finish! She's adorable! (points to me, I'm sitting on his head, looking him in the eyes upside down) I mean, come on… ya gotta luv 'er! And she writes! (hugs me!)
Me: there's a gentleman! Fluffy, you should act more like him… How's 'Kotsu?
Bankotsu ('Kotsu): 'Kotsu… That's cool. Come on, let's go torture fluffy! I mean, uhhh… talk to Sesshomaru! Yea…
Fluffy: What has hell brought upon me! And why do I have to be called FLUFFY! I mean, I'm a DEMON! DEMON AND FLUFFY DON'T GO! (sobs)
Kagome: Yea, but they are SO KAWAII! (points to us (me and 'kotsu)) (me and 'kotsu are typing the next chapter, plotting out the story, drinking soda) (fluffy growls jealously) and you are fluffy.
Fluffy: how come no one's on my side?
Jaken: I am! I am!
Fluffy: (shakes Jaken off leg) Ok… I liked it better with no one…
Vampirezdarkgurl: Thanks, I think I will make that fic! And I'm updating right now, aren't I?
EvilDemonChild: Yup, Naraku's a perv! (grins like an idiot)
SilverWolf2214: sess/kag? Hmmm… maybe… we'll see where this story goes. And ya, I'm trying to get started on my other fic.
Syke ( ): (grabs fluffy) Mine! MUST UPDATE AND SAVE FLUFFY!
Provoked: Sorry I 'suck like no tomorrow', but hey, if you didn't want a triangle, you should have like, voted fifty or so times on the polls saying NO WAY. It was there. Lots of people said yes. So sorry. But hey, this a moral lesson. READ THE POLLS! Hope you can forgive this stupid author. You still can turn this around. It's in the polls, whether to make it sess/kag or a kag/koug. (I like 'em both and am having trouble deciding.) :does puppy eyes: PLEASE FORGIVE THIS IMMENSLY STUPID AUTHOR! AND GIVE MY STORY ANOTHER CHANCE…. YOU CAN VOTE A JILLION TIMES IN THE POLLS SO IT'S NOT A SESS/KAG! I tried emailing you, but my stupid computer sent it right back; some delivery error. GRRR! I nearly let fluffy attack it. (he has this thing. He attacks the computer whenever he comes over to my house) It's been an angel ever since. So now fluffy's been glaring holes in my wall... (Can borrow some cement? My parents aren't gonna be happy… ) Man, you should see how pathetic jaken looks...
kagome: gee... talking about that moronic toad who drools on fluffy... how convincing... (rolls eyes)
respond or face the eye-burning wrath of Sesshomaru!
(starts laughing and doing weird ha-ha dance) sorry, i needed a weird moment... God, jaken... looks... SO PATHETIC! (Turns blue from lack of air))
Kagome: O.o
MadMood: Thanks! I'm updating now aren't I?
'Kotsu: Yes you are, yes you are! (dances on my head)
Me: that's MY JOB! Oh well… (Hugs 'Kotsu) if you don't know who 'kotsu is, read earlier in the A/N. (cough Bankotsu cough) (cough if you have any info on him help me out cough) (fluffy stares) what?
Susaka: You shall see! If not in this chappy, in later ones! (does shifty eyes) He shall have his downfall! (does SUPREMELY WEIRD VICTORY DANCE WITH 'KOTSU)
Fluffy: I heard that! stop dancing! It freaks me out! (shivers) AAAHHHHH! IT'S INFECTOUS! (starts doing weird victory dance too)
dani draper( ): sure… why not! If I can't fit in here, in a later chapter! (looks around for fluffy) FLUFFY! Come and kiss Kagome!
dgopher: There's gonna be both kag/koug and kag/sess… I'm still deciding which its gonna be… I'll put it in the "polls" section… uh-huh! Fluffy's nice… (does weird I love fluffy jig on fluffy's head) (squeezes fluffy) His tail is so… FLUFFY! (duh)
Fluffy: (eye twitches) I love my job… I love my job… (chokes for air) I… LOVE… MY… JOB… (turns blue O.O)
('Kotsu pouts) (me give 'im a hug) You're good too! (if you don't know who kotsu is, read earlier in the an)
bluekatz: Include Inu? Ya, I was gonna! Thanks for voting!
kagometalim: You hate it? (the love part?) you're never reading it again? (sighs) and I WAS GONNA PUT INU IN THE TRIANGLE! And have some other Kag/Inu stuff…. (cough evil cough) Magic involved. WAFF, too! It's coming later. (cries) (fluffy glares and begins kicking jaken) (me point to fluffy) It's a stress thing.
What? I've persuaded you over with my "I'm the worst and stupidest author" apology! ('kotsu says I'm not. Aww, how sweet!) (jumps off the walls and falls on head) I'm ok… maybe a little brain damage, but then, I had that before… (I'm joking, if you didn't know!)
browneyedgoddess: yup, now there is DEFINITELY gonna be a sess/kag/koug triangle! But, do ya think I should put inu in? it was the funniest fic ever written? (does sly, sneaky, cocky face) which part, the part before and after the story or the story? Or both? (does 'I'm hilarious' dance)
Fluffy: yes, this sesshomaru agrees. It was the (says in a sarcastic voice) funniest fic ever written.
Really! (I beam happily and hug fluffy)
Fluffy: (eyes begin rolling… but all of a sudden) (eyes bulging) AIR! AIR! I NEED AIR! (turns blue and falls over) I need a raise… (mumbles on and on)
You people, read the summary in bold at the bottom of last chapter, and tell me whether to write in POV's or regular style!
The Polls:
Include Inu in the love triangle? (one yes)
Include the Feudal Era? (the well is included later… If you don't like the well… um, skip over whenever its mentioned!) (one undecided reader)
Make it a kag/sess or a kag/koug? (no one has voted, seeing as I just put it up. Oooh… Magic!)
Put Bankotsu in the fic? (he's staying in the A/n's! This poll is probably a yes, so you better hurry up and vote!) (no one has voted yet. Maybe its because I just put it here. Naw!)
Disclaimer: Sesshomaru: This wench… (me whackie him) I mean darkenedmoonlightflame doesn't own my stupid half-brother.. (me whackie him again) I mean Inu Yasha
Kagome vs. Shikon High
Chapter 5
Gym and Unintentional Showing Off (cough fluffy gets his ass whooped cough)"NOOOOOOO! HELL NO! I refuse, Sango!" Kagome clawed at the emerald green gym benches, desperately trying to gain a hold. "Come… on… Kagome!" heaved a breathless Sango, who was tugging with all her might at her new demon 'friend', who was bluntly and defiantly refusing to leave the girl's locker room. "It's not that bad, Kagome! It's not like it makes you look fat or anything!" Sango pleaded desperately, spotting Kagome digging her strong, sharp claws into the poor green bench. Kagome just gave Sango a death glare, her enchanting ocean blue eyes burning in icy anger. "It's not like you're fat anyway," Sango cried hastily, afraid of those sharp, dangerous claws, flexing and digging into the bench. Taking a deep breath, Sango tugged with all her might, moving the stubborn youkai only half-an-inch, leaving deep ridges on the wooden surface, exposing the calming, woody scent into the air.
Kagome inhaled the fresh scent, her thoughts drifting back to the ancient shrine she lived in, and her well, which happened to smell very similar to this particular bench. Her sanctuary. Sango raised a deep brown eyebrow as she felt the struggling girl relax, and she observed her relaxed eyelids, covering her beautiful eyes. She was just wondering what on earth had made this violent girl cease thrashing, when a certain group of people (cough the gang cough) kicked down the girl's locker room door rudely, and Kagome shrieked and blushed furiously. (O.O) She rushed out of the aisle and hid behind the brown haired girl, who had her hair tied up into a high ponytail.The group, consisting of all males, stared quizzically at her. "Come on Kagome," Kouga said, letting his annoyance show through in his voice. "The teacher won't wait forever!" Kagome frowned and blushed even harder. "Please, Kagome!" Sango added, "They have martial arts and combat, too!"
"Sango, no way in HELL am I leaving in this!" Kagome shouted defiantly, and she tried to pull down the short, leg-revealing uniform the school demanded students to wear for Gym. The 'offending' outfit consisted of small, short deep green shorts, a small, white, airy top with a green (A/n: um... you know the thing she wears on her uniform… I'll call it a handkerchief) handkerchief tied around her neck, and a stormy gray hoodie, currently tied around her waist. Her raven hair streaked with hues of reds, blues, and silvers, was tied up into a high ponytail, using a silky forest green cloth ribbon (you know, kinda like the thing kikyo wears in the anime, only a tiny bit bigger. And more kagome-ish).Sesshomaru's silver eyebrow twitched. Sighing, he grabbed Kagome's wrist, and he began dragging her towards the navy blue door leading to the gymnasium. Her spiky black shoes were leaving scuff marks on the wooden floor, he noticed, and frowning, he remembered the idiotic teachers saying, "I'm gonna kill you If you wreck these floors!" or something. 'Whatever,' he thought, and he swung the angry, girl ranting obscenities, over his strong shoulder.
"You bastard! My shorts are too short! Put me down, Fluffy!" she screeched into his pointed ear, earning a glare from him that said, 'shut up or die'. He peered over, and saw indeed, her forest green shorts were short, revealing most of her peachy, smooth, and creamy legs. 'Uh-oh...' his subconscious thought when he felt her go rigid.
"FLUFFY!" she screamed at the top of her lungs into his sensitive left ear. Her cerulean eyes narrowed in fury. "FEEL MY WRATH YOU FLUFFY PERVERT! I'LL KICK YER ASS!" Kagome maneuvered her legs around his neck, and she backflipped, sending him stumbling. She threw a punch at his face, which he easily dodged skillfully, his golden eyes dancing in amusement. Sliding down on one knee, she extended her long leg, and whacked him in the back of his knees, reaching a bit to access them. To her great satisfaction, he went tumbling down to the floor with a big thump. Sadly, an arrogant taiyoukai, always an arrogant taiyoukai.
He lunged forward, using his demonic speed to an advantage, putting her in a headlock. "You surrender, do you not?" he whispered into her ear, causing her to shiver. "You should know me better. I wasn't gonna do this, but it's your own fault. GET OFF ME!" she did the deadly kick where the sun don't shine, and Sesshomaru doubled over, his emotionless eyes wide and burning. After a few moments of roaring silence she asked, "Ready yet?" Her shook his head, and began ranting inwardly about the many deaths he would bring upon her. "Sorry, I didn't mean to do it so hard. But you did deserve it!" she said truthfully, earning a glare from her childhood friend. "This… Sessho… maru… did… not!" he meant to sound confident, but his smooth voice came out squeaky and high-pitched, earning bouts of laughter and hoots from Miroku and Kouga.
"Ow!" Their melodic voices cried out in harmony as Kagome rapped her knuckles harldy on their heads. "What was that for!" yelled an indignant Kouga, who was trying to gather his injured ego. "You know well enough, jackass!" Kagome huffed angrily as she yanked Kouga along toward the gymnasium. "What a complete personality change," Miroku the pervert remarked dryly, patting the forming bruise on his head. "You wanna have kids ever again, pervert? Then shut up!" Sango stated, dangerously calm. The addressed being gulped and hastily removed his cursed hand from Sango's ass.
They walked the rest of the way in silence, and at last the strange group came to the vast gym. The pine wood floors gleamed and shined, boldly proclaiming 'I just got waxed!' The cream colored walls seemed miles apart, and the pale green ceiling seemed as high as the mysterious sky itself. Kagome felt her lips being tugged at by an invisible force, her famous lopsided grin spreading all over her face. 'God that smirk1 It's sexy! Gaaaah! Look away! Must.. look.. away!' Kouga forced his icy blue orbs to lock onto the high ceiling as if it was his lifeline.
"Alright, Alright!" yelled a hoarse voice. "You people come here. All students get the hell over here, NOW!" All the students in the mammoth gym sprinted over to the ranting green-eyed teacher, then crowded in to hear the directions. "We'll be doing basketball, football, martial arts, hand-to-hand combat, weapons, and sparring, okies?" The crowd bobbed their heads to show their agreement. "Well then.. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? GET MOVING YOU BUMS!" She crossed her arms over her chest, and she frowned at the remaining students, who quickly dispersed to a favored activity. (A/N: that teacher's PMS-ing for sure!)
Tugging at Kouga's earth-colored jersey, Kagome asked, "So, whatcha guys wanna do?" "How about basketball?" Sesshomaru suggested arrogantly. "This Sesshomaru shall kick ass!" (A/N: It sounds weird when he says it…) Kagome's stormy gray eyes narrowed at the unspoken challenge as she pasted on her 'I'm gonna kick yer ass' grin. "You can try, but I'll kick yer ass!" she said defiantly. "Kagome, I don't think you should…" Kouga began, but was silenced by a glare from Kagome. Gulping, he continued, "He's really athletic. You won't be able to keep up…" "Kouga," she said sweetly. "Uhh… ya?" "Shut the hell up!" her cerulean eyes narrowed in fury and her tone became angry. "Where were we Sesshomaru? Oh yes, Sango, if you will, a basketball?" Sango jogged over to the rack and snagged a bouncy, bright orange ball. "Here, Kag!" she did a chest pass.
"You're gonna pay. After this you'll never look up this one's shorts again," she whispered into his pointed ear, "It's you and me. One on one." Extending her tan arm, she snatched the basketball smoothly and began dribbling back and forth between her hands.
'She thinks she can beat me! And all she can do is dribble!' He lunged at the ball, using demonic speed as an advantage. 'Knew you'd take the bait, Fluffy!' Kagome smirked. "Using speed, ne? Fine. I'll even use an eighth of my speed. It's your loss!" She moved so fast down the court all you could see was a fast moving blur. And suddenly, the court went silent as an audible whoosh of the net was heard and the basketball slammed into the floor, leaving Kagome perched upon the backboard.
'How the hell?' Kouga's mind was reeling, and he blinked in confusion. 'She just on-upped Sesshomaru. One of the most athletic and fast demons I know, with an eighth of her speed! Kami!' Inu Yasha fainted. (A/N: couldn't resist! I needed a sissy! He usually isn't, so it makes it fuunnier!) "Wow! That was SO COOL!" yelled a young red haired boy. His emerald green eyes twinkled with admiration. "Go Kagome! One-up him!" Sango cheered wildly with Miroku at her side, for once not groping women.
"Here Sesshy," she shoved the ball roughly into his muscular chest. His amber eyes narrowed a tiny bit and he pivoted with his demonic speed, and traveled in a zig-zag pattern, covering ground at an enormous rate. Suddenly when he was in range, he flung himself at the net. The crowd gasped in shock at this gravity-defying feat. (A/n: floating people, like in the anime!) Upon reaching the net he was greeted with an unpleasant feeling.
"Tsk, tsk!" Kagome chided, and she removed her black, spiky shoe from his face after grabbing the ball as Sesshomaru growled indignantly. "Oh, did I muss your hair? Check out the view of my ass while you can, you'll be seeing it all game!" She lazily shot the basketball from on top of the backboard, only to hear a satisfying swoosh a moment later. "That was nice. But the look on your face was better!" she whispered into his ear before blurring down the court, her ponytail swinging wildly.
Scooping up the basketball, she took off, dribling with such speed the ball seemed invisible to the human eye. "Ha!" she declared as she won the faceoff and with that she vanished out off thin air, only to reappear hovering by the net. "Bad ass!" she said as the dunked the ball through the net.
Sesshomaru growled and blurred over, snatching the basketball and he took off toward the other side. "You haven't given up yet? That's what I like about you.." Kagome appeared by his side, and moved closer and closer to him. He snarled angrily and tried evading her, but to no avail. 'Finally1' his brain screeched as the net appeared before him. "This Sesshomaru kicks ass!" he dunked the ball through the net. (A/n: I couldn't let her totally whoop his ass! It's more interesting this way…) Kagome just smiled evily, and a few seconds later, a swoosh was heard from the other side of the court. "Nice, ne? You Fluffy Pervert, die!" she rushed at him, her feet a blur, snatching his newly-aqquired basketball from his clawed hands, before making a sharp turn and kicking some dust in his face. 'On the home stretch!' she thought just as she saw the taiyoukai putting on some strain to catch up with her. 'Nice,' she thought, and she kicked up the speed a little (maybe a sixteenth for you sticklers), going into a whirling blue tornado, she did a 360 slam dunk, leaving a basketball sized crater in the gym floor.
"YOU BETTER PAY FOR THAT!" hollered the teacher. Kagome raised a brow, and revealed her fangs. "Excuse me?" The teacher's eyes widened at the sharp canines, but she still muttered, "You better fix it…" Rolling her eyes, Kagome concentrated on the dent, and with a loud pop it was fixed. "Happy?" The teacher nodded and went back to reading her paper.
Hopping down from the backboard, Kagome strode over to hyperventilating Sesshomaru and handed him the ball. 'Strange. His left eye keeps twitching. It's not natural..' thought Kagome. Suddenly his claws went bizzerk and… POP! No more basketball. Poor thing.
"FLUFFY! NOW I CAN'T WHOOP YOUR ASS SO BAD THAT COME CRYING TO ME! You bastard!" Kagome ranted on and on. (a/n: beware! A major monument is comin'. You can thank or hate dani draper for requesting it! Dani- Sorry if it's not what you had in mind, but I'm working on it…)
Suddenly, something warm pressed against her lips, and her dazzling eyes went wide with surprise. Unknown to her, her eyes slid closed as she gave into paradise. Pulling away, Sesshomaru raised a brow. "Finally I got you to shut up!" Kagome gasped before pummeling him with punches and kicks. "YOU BASTARD! THAT WAS MY FIRST KISS YOU STOLE! GIVE.. IT… BACK!" "You're 800 something and that was your first kiss?" he asked rudely in a ha-ha tone. Blushing crimson, Kagome answered, "No…" "It was," he said smugly. 'Damn, that went longer than I wanted it to. I… This Sesshomaru couldn't pull away!' his thoughts were everywhere, and his heart was racing. 'What is this demoness doing to this Sesshomaru!'
A shrill whistle blew, signifying it was time to switch up the activities. "How about hand-to-hand combat, seeing as you two are already at it, ne?" Sango said, and she dragged the two of them over to the squishy blue mats.
"You're goin' down," Kagome announced. "No, this Sesshomaru shall kick your ass!" he said in a know it all tone. They narrowed their contrasting eyes and began the fight.
A/N: Sorry, I needed to cut it off, its 8 pages. Heh! From now on, the bottom a/n is probably gonna be a hectic place.
Here's the rules:
Inu yasha can only tell the truth. He drank a truth potion.
Anytime Kouga says I love you, Kagome, or something or other, Inu yasha gets his face in the dirt (kinda like sit!)
Bankotsu's symbol-thing changes to the color of his mood. (laughs evily)
Kagome turns into a demoness on 3/4 moons… (this can't be good)
Jaken is let loose on fluffy from time to time.
There's this crazy old woman who twists everything they say, creating many fights and confusion.
Miroku can grope and the ladies can't hit him.
I'm still thinking of rules, but feel free to suggest any- I'm putting down here maybe next time, if people review!
Please review!
-darkenedmoonlightflame
'Kotsu: what about us?
Me: sorry!
-darkenedmoonlightflame and company (Sesshomaru and Bankotsu)
See ya next time!