1This story takes place after the series finale..
The One Where the Baby Runs Away
All the six friends are in Chandler and Monica's apartment.
"Hey, Chandler. Can you lend me that Playboy magazine you bought yesterday before we went to the Nick's game," asked Joey with a look of happiness on his face.
"You bought a Playboy? Wow, you are unbelievable" screamed Monica who was shocked by the fact that Chandler bought a nude magazine.
"Well, I was going to buy the Sports Illustrated one, but in Playboy you actually see the women's naked body, while in Sports Illustrated you just see them in bathing suits," said Chandler trying to make a point.
"Well, you aren't getting any from me tonight and never from that position," said Monica looking at the pictures with Joey.
"Mon, you know that you are pretty enough to pose for Playboy, you should take some pictures of yourself and send them in," said Rachel making a joke.
"You know what Rach, I think I will," said Monica going along with Rachel's joke and trying to scare Chandler. "Maybe I should have you take the pictures of me, Chandler. You can look at them afterwards and help me pick the ones I should send in."
"Oh No Oh No I will not let you do that and I am not going to take the pictures of you," said Chandler not catching the joke.
"I'll do it! I'll take the pictures!" shouted Joey enthusiastically. "I finally get to see Monica naked! It's about time! Rachel, you should do it with her. It could be fun and you would make a ton of money, but not only that, you will also make many guys happy including me!"
"AWH EWWW JOEY!" shouted Ross in disgust. "I will not let Rachel do that!"
"You won't let me do it? Why not? I was looking in our bedroom yesterday for my shoes and I found a dirty movie under our bed," said Rachel sharply.
"Joey gave me that!" shouted Ross.
"So does that mean you should keep it under our bed and watch it when I am not home!" screamed Rachel sounding mad.
"No No No Not while you aren't home, but while you are asleep!" said Ross.
"Ross! You are gross!" shouted Monica sounding disgusted.
"I was just making a joke!" said Ross.
"Yeah, well, leave the jokes to Chandler, although he has been a bit rusty lately," said Phoebe.
"What!" yelled Chandler with a look of shock on his face. "I am not rusty with my jokes! Quick, Phoebs, knock knock."
"Who's there?" asked Phoebe.
"Boo," said Chandler.
"Boo who?- AWWWH I get it! Haha! That is funny," laughed Phoebe.
"What are you talking about?" said Monica. "That was a terrible joke!"
"No, it wasn't! You are just still mad at Chandler because he bought that dirty magazine, of which I know for a fact that you can't go in any of those positions," said Phoebe.
"And how would you know that?" yelled Monica.
"Oh, someone told me," said Phoebe.
"Who told you?" asked Monica answering her own question by looking at Chandler. "I can't believe you told her that. I thought that stuff was private."
"Yeah, well you told Rachel that I stripped for you last week," said Chandler defending his argument.
"Well... I did not know that she told you that," said Monica while giving Rachel an evil look.
"Mon, no offense, but I think it's kinda sad that you can't do any of those positions," said Phoebe trying to make a point. "Maybe you should watch Ross's movie."
"What?" yelled Monica.
"Or you know, I could show you," said Phoebe trying to help out.
"I second that!" shouted Joey. "I could help out too, you know."
"No" shouted Monica and Chandler at once.
"I think that everyone needs to leave now," said Chandler.
"Oh, all right," said Joey bummed. "Oh Chandler, can I have the Playboy?"
"Sure man, considering you ripped out most of the pages of the naked chicks and stuffed them in your pants pocket," said Chandler.
"Thanks man!" said Joey leaving the apartment.
"All right, well I guess we better head out too, we have to be at Ross's work in an hour for a party," said Rachel.
"Oh," said Monica. "Do you think you can watch the twins while me and Chandler you know."
"No, I am dropping Emma off at my mom's house," said Rachel.
"Oh well, all right,"said Monica.
"Mon, why do you want to do it with Chandler now? I thought you were mad at him," said Phoebe.
"I want to show him that I can do some stuff," said Monica giving an evil look at Chandler.
"I am sorry Mon. I won't ever do anything like that to hurt you. I love you and if it isn't that good tonight, then I will get you a book on how to do it better," said Chandler making a joke. "See I am not that rusty."
"Okay, I love you, too," said Monica. "Phoebs, can you watch the twins?"
"Sure, if I can bring them back to my place," said Phoebe.
"Why can't you watch them here?" asked Monica.
"Have you ever heard you guys going at it? It sounds like a war that has many atomic bombs going off," said Phoebe.
"Phoebes, wouldn't that be WWIII?" asked Chandler.
"Okay! DO YOU WANT ME TO TAKE THE TWINS AND WATCH THEM SO YOU GUYS CAN DO IT, OR DO YOU WANT ME TO LEAVE WITHOUT THEM SO YOU GUYS CAN REMEMBER HOW BAD YOU DID DO IT?" screamed Phoebe.
"Take the twins and go!" shouted Chandler terrified.
Phoebe left with the twins and took them to her apartment.