Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Naruto or anything like that…
Summery: An AU fic. Sakura is living a double life, biggest nerd in school by day, and an international rock star by night. What happens when she transfers to a privet Japanese school and one of the boys (-coughsasukecough-) gets close to the truth?
An: thank you to, Hitaru- Awe thank you so much I'll be sure to tell you if someone flames so you can arrest them
Shinobi Darkbeak- really? Well thanks!
neu chi no nai u- I'm glad you thought it was funny I was a bit worried it was funny enough…
mayukochan- here you are in the shout outs again. I'll try to make this one better.
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pei-chan- I'll try to put in the party or the concert I really just write what seems to come next…I know weird.
The Shadow Alchemist- hehe dense Sasuke-baka hehe…
BaBy-U-AmaZe-Me- same goes here but I don't get to use the computer as much as I wish I could, so I try my best.
CanadianKisses- and I hope you never have anything bad to say!
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dark Alley- fist off AWSOME penname. I got the double life idea from a James Bond video game where one of the levels is 'double agent' and the idea kinda just hit me.
flowerangel050- yet again based on a true story…
Dark-kunoichi- I wish it was a movie too cause then we could hear Sakura sing and stuff…I feel bad cause when I chose songs, what happens if a reader doesn't know the song! I chose Queen last time and every body should know Queen if they don't they should really REALLY listen to them!
Ra-chan- Awe poor Ra-chan, well I'll have to bring in cookies sometime for you! Yes I had fun writing the quotes, did you notice that the title was red pants are sexy. I'll try to add some more quotes this time! Ja ne
neon kun- I write as much as I can but I'll add more stories later on (probably all Sakura centric) I'm glad you like my other story. People might not have noticed but I am thinking of writing either a sequel, a short story, or a epilogue that happens after Nightshade returns ends. What do you think?
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JCK- "made Sasuke a baka" he's always been one I just exploit his thick headedness. I mean what guy in their right mind would leave poor Sakura-chan alone in the streets on a cold night after only saying "thank you" to her telling him of her love! I swear he's a bigger baka than Naruto sometimes!
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otakualways- wow lot of reviewers I glad you like this story and thank you for reviewing when I got this I was sick and it just brightened up my day
Recap: "I wonder I tape taste good." Naruto mumbled.
"You want to see first hand." Ten Ten treated holding the tape in her fist.
'That girl seems very fisty.' Thought Neji.
"Sakura-chan! Help me!" Naruto pleaded.
"Go in a 'corner' and help yourself." Gaara growled.
"Dope." Sasuke mumbled.
"You. Shut up." Gaara hissed.
"What the hell are you mad about. It's not like I messed with your girlfriend or anything." Sasuke growled glared daggers at Gaara.
"Holy hell! I'm not his girl! He's my brother." Sakura shrieked while Ten Ten laughed at Sasuke's mistake.
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Chapter 5: Feel like a woman
'Huh, well that explains a few things…' Sasuke thought.
"Th-that's odd y-yo-you look n-no-nothing l-like each o-other Sakura-chan, Gaara-san." Hinata stuttered.
Ten Ten looked over at the shy girl wondering how Hinata knew her best friend. Sakura must have caught her look for she explained, "Hinata-chan here is a friend of mine from school. And the reason we don't look alike, Hinata-chan, is because we not blood related…"
Sakura never liked saying that. To her Gaara was her brother, blood had nothing to do with it, but to the rest of the world…he was just some charity case the Haruno's kept to show off their power.
"Oh s-sorry…"
"It's ok."
"So you're a friend of Sakura's huh?" Ten Ten inquired. Hinata blushed and looked down fidgeting with her hands she didn't know this Ten Ten girl and Sakura's friends seemed a little too protective. 'This girl better not do anything bad to Hinata.' Neji thought. "Well then glad to meet you any friend of Sakura is a friend of mine!" Ten Ten said while sticking out her hand.
Hinata took it and whispered a shy, "Thank you Ten Ten-san."
"Oh please call me T."
"Hai T…-chan." Ten Ten smiled at that. "You know what. We should go shopping together someday. You, Sakura, and me what do you think?"
"H-Hai I'd l-like that."
"Great in fact how 'bouts we go tomorrow? We need to pick up a few things anyway ne Sakura?"
"Sure!" Neji, Sasuke, and Naruto stared it was the first time that hadn't heard Hinata stutter.
"Great! Sakura and I will pick you up a one K?"
"H-hai." And back to stuttering she goes…
"Sakura." Gaara solemnly said.
"Huh?" Sakura looked into Gaara's eyes and read what was there. She looked at her watch and screamed, "NANI?"
"What is it Sakura-chan?" Naruto said tilting his head to the side much like a confused little animal.
"We've spent too much time here. Got to jet Ja." Sakura, Ten Ten, Gaara, Kyo, and Shikamaru got up to go out.
"O.k. well then Fruit loops!" Everyone turned and stared at Naruto who had a foxy grin.
"Fruit loops?" Sasuke inquired.
"Yeah that what those British peoples always say when leaving." Everyone sweat dropped.
"That's cheerio you moron." Sasuke hissed.
"Ewe! Why would they say that! Cheerio's are all plain and soggy and yucky! I like fruit loops better 'cause they're all sugary and fruity and yummy!" Naruto shouted.
"You're fruity." Gaara growled. Ten Ten and Sakura laughed, Kyo, Neji, and Sasuke snickered, and Hinata blushed.
"What does that mean?" Naruto asked in pure confusion, a question mark appearing above his head.
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"Umm, Kura?" Ten Ten asked.
"Hmm."
"You know how we going with Hinata to the mall tomorrow…"
"Yeah…"
"Well, whenever we go to the mall together, we uh kinda don't dress like our 'usual' selves…"
"So"
"Well are we going to dress as we normally do when going to the mall or not and if we do, should we tell Hinata or what…I mean she's not dumb like that Naruto guy so she probably wont fall for the 'oh we just happen to look like rock stars' thing."
"Good point…um well, we'll just give her a make over too!"
"That doesn't really solve the problem…" Ten Ten sweat dropped.
"Well the Hyuuga clan is very powerful and well off, so it couldn't hurt to have a friend from the main branch. And she's real nice ya know…and then there's always Ne-ji." Sakura said stressing each salable of Neji's name.
Ten Ten blushed a bit. "Why would I care about him?"
"Oh don't pretend, I saw the way you were looking at him."
"Oh yeah! Well how about the way that Sasuke guy looked at you?"
"Oh, screw off."
"After you."
They stopped and glared at each other for a few minutes then burst out laughing.
"Man I missed your fiery side! It's a shame we don't go to the same school anymore!" Ten Ten said between giggles.
"I know I loved it last year when it was all of us together."
"It was hilarious to see Gaara, Shika, and Kyo nearly murder any guy who got near you!"
"It was for you but I couldn't even talk to a guy with out Gaara, Shika, and Kyo scaring the crap out of him."
"Hehe those were good times."
"Yeah they were, and then mom died and Amy came."
"Sakura, you ok?"
"Yeah I'm fine it's just so frustrating how many time our secret is nearly revealed. And well you know 'that' day is coming up…"
"Oh. That would explain why Gaara was even grumpier than usual. Don't worry it'll be ok."
"Yeah. I know."
"K well get some sleep, you'll be all right. Ja."
"Ja"
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The next day came around and Sakura and Ten Ten were waiting patently for Hinata to arrive.
Sakura had black cargo bellbottoms, a pink skirt that went to her lower thighs and was over her pants, a maroon tank top that went down to her hips, and over that was a black shirt that had shoulder-less sleeves and went to her midriff. (Hey Ray-chan and Lizzy-chan sound familiar? And to the rest of you I swear I looks better than it sounds!) She also had on black biker gloves.
Ten Ten was wearing olive green cargo pants, a yellow and orange tank top, and a white translucent coat over that (spin off of Rikku's out fit in FFX2). They both looked awesome and tough, as if they were just daring any guy to summon the balls to come and flirt with them without having the crap scared out of him.
Finally they caught sight of Hinata slowly coming down the escalator. Hinata dashed towards them clad a bulky jacket and loose jeans.
"H-hey g-guys. Wo-wow y-you guys lo-look gr-great."
"Thanks Hinata-chan." They chimed together.
"Y-you guys k-kind of l-look like th-that band-d D-Darkening N-Nights."
"Hehe funny you should mention that…" Sakura started. "Umm how do I put this, we are from that band but it's a secret and we need you to please keep it that way, so umm yeah."
Hinata stood there not fully comprehending what her friend had just said. Who would she had just been hit with a ton of information and trust from her friend who she didn't know well enough to learn that from.
"I know this must come as a shock to you. You must be thinking 'why are they telling me this and do I know them well enough to be able to have this information?' You see we're telling you this because you're our friend and we don't want to hurt you by having to push you away. Also we want to be like normal teens. I know this is a lot to ask but can you except this and hang with us?"
Hinata was not only stunned but partly confused. 'Why would they want to be friend with me?' she thought. "S-sure."
"Great!" Sakura squealed. "Now let's go get some really spiffy stuff!"
And with that the girls headed off to the random assortment of stores lining the walls of the mall.
After a few hours of non-stop shopping the girls went to the milk bar and Cherokee stand.
(Milk bars are like regular bar except they serve milk and ice cream and milkshakes)
They had stopped there to drop Hinata off, for her over protective cousin didn't like the idea of her going home by herself. Also Gaara didn't like the idea of Sakura walking home by her self so he and Kyo said they'd meet the gals there.
When the girls entered they immediately spotted Neji waiting for Hinata, he was also sitting with Sasuke and Shiakmaru.
They boys were all starring with horror stricken faces as they watched the stage. There on stage dancing and prancing around was none other than Naruto. Naruto sang:
"I'm going out tonight-I'm feelin' alright
Gonna let it all hang out
Wanna make some noise-really raise my voice
Yeah, I wanna scream and shout
No inhibitions-make no conditions
Get a little outta line
I ain't gonna act politically correct
I only wanna have a good time
The best thing about being a woman
Is the prerogative to have a little fun and...
Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy-forget I'm a lady
Men's shirts-short skirts
Oh, oh, oh, really go wild-yeah, doin' it in style
Oh, oh, oh, get in the action-feel the attraction
Color my hair-do what I dare
Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free-yeah, to feel the way I feel
Man! I feel like a woman!
The girls need a break-tonight we're gonna take
The chance to get out on the town
We don't need romance-we only wanna dance
We're gonna let our hair hang down
The best thing about being a woman
Is the prerogative to have a little fun and...
Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy-forget I'm a lady
Men's shirts-short skirts
Oh, oh, oh, really go wild-yeah, doin' it in style
Oh, oh, oh, get in the action-feel the attraction
Color my hair-do what I dare
Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free-yeah, to feel the way I feel
Man! I feel like a woman!
The best thing about being a woman
Is the prerogative to have a little fun and...
Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy-forget I'm a lady
Men's shirts-short skirts
Oh, oh, oh, really go wild-yeah, doin' it in style
Oh, oh, oh, get in the action-feel the attraction
Color my hair-do what I dare
Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free-yeah, to feel the way I feel
Man! I feel like a woman!
I get totally crazy
Can you feel it
Come, come, come on baby
I feel like a woman!"
Everyone applauded and Naruto curtsied on stage. Mean while Neji, Sasuke, and Shika looked mortified. Hinata just starred at Naruto saying, "he's so brave I could never do that."
With this Sakura and Ten Ten gave each other knowing looks, and evil grins appeared on their faces. Quickly Sakura grabbed Naruto and Ten Ten grabbed Hinata.
"Listen," Sakura said to Naruto. "You like Hinata right?" Naruto blushed. "Well here's your chance while me and my friend over there distract the guys you go buy her a drink, it may be one of the only times you two get without Neji breathing down your necks!"
"Thanks! But umm who are you guys anyway?"
"Just friends of Hinata's…a pretty good match makers," the last part was whispered.
With Hinata…
"Listen Hinata-chan here's your chance you go have a drink with Naruto while we distract the guys, they haven't seen you yet so you'll have a little time."
Hinata looked at her with big eyes and nodded.
Sakura and Ten Ten took the stage and immediately boys started to whistle. Sakura spotted Gaara and Kyo, who were there to pick them up, and motion for them to come and sing with them.
When they got up Sakura whispered which song they were going to sing; it couldn't be one of their albums.
The music started with a techno like beet to which Sakura and Ten Ten swayed and danced in front of Sasuke, Neji, and Shika (Sasuke and Neji enjoyed this but Shika was horrified because he thought of these girls as sisters.) They sang:
City's breaking down on a camel's back.
They just have to go 'cos they dont hold back
So all you fill the streets it's appealing to see
You wont get out the county, 'cos you're bad and free
You've got a new horizon It's ephemeral style.
A melancholy town where we never smile.
And all I wanna hear is the message beep.
My dreams, they've got to kiss, because I dont get sleep, no..
BEEP
Windmill, Windmill for the land.
Learn forever hand in hand
Take it all in on your stride
It is sticking, falling down
Love forever love is free
Let's turn forever you and me
Windmill, windmill for the land
Is everybody in?
Laughing gas these hazmats, fast cats,
Lining them up like ass cracks,
Ladies, homies, at the track
its my chocolate attack.
Shit, I'm stepping in the heart of this here
Care bear bumping in the heart of this here
watch me as I gravitate
hahahahahahaa.
Yo, we gonna go ghost town,
this motown,
with yo sound
you're in the place
you gonna bite the dust
Cant fight with us
With yo sound
you kill the INC.
so dont stop, get it, get it
until you're cheddar header.
Yo, watch the way I navigate
ahahahahahhaa.
Feel Good
Feel Good
Feel Good
Feel Good
Windmill, Windmill for the land.
Learn forever hand in hand
Take it all in on your stride
It is sticking, falling down
Love forever love is free
Let's turn forever you and me
Windmill, windmill for the land
Is everybody in?
Dont stop, get it, get it
we are your captains in it
steady,
watch me navigate,
ahahahahahhaa.
Dont stop, get it, get it
we are your captains
in it
steady,
watch me navigate
ahahahahahhaa.
(Feel Good...)
Sakura and Ten Ten ended their dance with a wink to the boys. "Kura" escaped Sasuke's lips.
'Damn that girl keeps getting hotter and hotter each time I see her.' He thought.
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An: whoo that's done. Sorry I got sick then had A LOT of make up work to do. Umm get better soon Ray-chan! I'm keeping Lizzy-chan company for you! Next chapter will be a continue of this.