Author's Notes: I love Superpower Keitaro fics, so all I'm gonna do is those. This is a whole new ball game from the second chapter. Ok, I know my grammar and vocabulary is pretty bad, so I'll try to improve.
Background: Evil Monkeys from Outer space invade!
Disclaimer: I own absolutely nothing in this fic.
"Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring, BANANAPHONE!" sang Su as she danced about her jungle, yes jungle. "Ding Dong Ding Dong Ding Dong Ding, DONANAPHONE!"
It grows in bunches, I've got my hunches,
It's the best! Beats the rest!
Cellular,
Modular,
Interactivodular!
Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring, BANANPHONE!
"Ping Pong Ping Pong Ping Pong Ping, PONAN…" was all Su got to before a giant bell in the middle of the room started yelling "BANANA THIEFS!" and the whole room flashed yellow. Su immediately bolted over to the main control panel and started typing random comments into it. On the massive screen to her left, a live video feed caused the screen to flare up to life, showing an alien spaceship that looked like a banana.
"OH NOES! Gotta check out that ship!". Without hesitation, Su immediately sent forward the camera, which was actually a secret advanced Mecha Tama model 7362324 that she had sent out to check on the world. This machine carried several beam rifles, 1341232 nuclear missiles, quadruple hydrogen ion rocket boosters and was powered by three nuclear reactors arranged to represent the Mol Mol symbol. Man, even Keitaro, who is basically god, would need to move his hand to defeat it.
"Mecha Tama! Blow up that enemy ship immediately!", yelled Su after she had seen the monstrosities inside the ship. There was a platoon of armed monkeys who looked pretty impressive for monkeys. The Mecha Tama sprang into action, sending out about 100000 missiles directly at the banana. However, its efforts proved futile, as the missiles had no effect whatsoever on the banana. It continued on its path towards Earth.
Meanwhile, Su, back in the control room, was busy calculating where the ship will land. After about 5 minutes of random comments, the computer decided to print out "Hinata Inn" as the landing point. "Oh noes! They really do want to steal my bananas!". Before anything could happen, the rest of Hinata Inn burst in.
"What is wrong?", yelled Keitaro. Obviously, they had heard the loud alarm. "Yeah!', chorused the girls.
"Evil monkeys from outer space are invading! We must stand our ground!".
Keitaro and the girls looked toward each other, before dropping onto the floor laughing their asses off. After several long minutes, Keitaro noticed the serious look on Su face, and knew that something was really wrong. In an instant, he stood up and motioned for the girls to follow him. "You are not serious, are you?"
"I AM BLOODY SERIOUS HERE! THEY ARE GOING TO STEAL MY BANANAS!", screamed Su into Keitaro's ear.
Hearing that, laughter erupted again.
"Yeah right Su, where are the bananas?", Keitaro managed to choke out before going back to rolling on the floor laughing. Without a word, Su pressed a button on a remote that fell out of thin air, and the entire foundations of Hinata Inn began to move. Soon enough, the other members looked down and saw something that would awe them into silence whenever it was mentioned.
"Now do you believe me?", asked Su. "Yes.", chorused the gang. They were in shock.
Meanwhile, the monkeys had landed. However, the welcome party wasn't quite what they expected. They saw Su inside a giant MONKEY suit that read "EVIL MONKEY KING". Since the monkeys didn't really know what it was, they immediately fired their weapons at the Mech. The ammunition had no even got close, before they mysteriously blew up. Keitaro was waving his hand.
Before they could react, a giant arm came and swiped them all back into outer space. Before they got far, however, they exploded into a million tiny pieces.
End.
Yo raptor! This is for you! What next?