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Authors Notes: Rock on!
Today was a special day. Fanfiction author Keitaro had just finished typing Chapter 4 of he greatest fic ever in the history of mankind, "Spur of the moment". As you probably already know, since I said earlier that his alias on the net was "The cactus", wait, I just realized I didn't. Oh well, who cares? As I was saying, Keitaro had just finished typing and was going out for a leisurely stroll around the community. However, as he walked past Su room, he had a sudden urge to look in, and all he saw was a giant screen displaying three words.
"Thanos Farek Seid""Weird", thought Keitaro to himself. However, he didn't think much of it, and continued on his out of Hinata Inn for a leisurely stroll around the community. Before long, his insanely good luck kicked in, and he tripped over a Sake bottle on the floor, only to fall onto the cold hard floor. As he stood up, he noticed that the label said "Jerails". "Weird", Keitaro thought to himself again. Raising his foot, he slammed it hard into the bottle, sending it flying into a convenient open door, which happened to lead to You-Know-Who.
As he was clutching his foot in pain, Keitaro heard an unearthly scream that screamed his certain demise.
"URASHIMA! PREPARE TO DIE!", was all he heard before You-Know-Who ran out of the room and slashed at him with a certain weapon. "SUPER FLYING BLADE!", was heard before a super flying blade flew at him. Since Keitaro was Innortal, He was not affected even when the sword flew straight into him. Instead of dying straight on the spot, he merely flew off into the earths orbit.
"Woah, I feel like some D Ninja X8! Woot!", thought Keitaro. Before long, however, gravity won out, and he fell into The cactus. THE cactus. A large boom was heard all the way to Australia. Children ran to their parents and adults cowered under tables and wet their pants. THE cactus was demolished. As he stood up, Keitaro felt GlazedAndConfused. Before long however, Keitaro was all right restored some of his sense of balance, and started his walk around the community.
As he was walking across a road, Kentaro Sakata, driving a fancy car, ran right into our protagonist and sent him flying into a street lamp. Laughing, Kentaro and drove off after a few firing off a few choice words at our hero. Our hero was again GlazedAndConfused, but managed to continue to continue on with his journey.
As he walk back into Hinata Inn, Keitaro saw Naru sitting on the couch, watching a movie which contained what seemed to be about a Sci-Fi Raptor. Naru noticed Keitaro staring at the screen, and thought that he was staring at her, so she decided on some choice words before sending Keitaro out on another walk.
Keitaro flew and flew, and landed on whatever was left of THE cactus. As such, our hero was again GlazedAndConfused, but eventually, Keitaro managed to go back to Hinata Inn.
Thus ending a day in the life of Keitaro.
The end.
Hope you enjoy this one!