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Background: Cyborg 009, Keitaro disappears and returns

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Another normal day at the Hinata town, except that a gust of wind suddenly blasts past the entire community and stops at the base of the steps leading to Hinata Inn…

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x A week earlier x

"Hey, has anyone seen Keitaro? Its time for our study session.", asked Naru. Shinobu replied rather oddly, as if she was keeping a leash on something fiery. "I haven't seen him since you blasted him out of the inn earlier today." Motoko concurred. 'I haven't seen Urashima too since this morning, perhaps the police arrested him under charges of molestation?".

"Oh well, if he isn't here, I'll study by myself."

Keitaro never returned.

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x Six days earlier x

"Hmm, weird. Has anyone seen the pervert?", asked Naru. Again. Motoko wasn't worried. "I bet he is out preying on young girls or something.". Shinobu walked away. Kitsune laid piss drunk on the couch, and Su didn't give a damn whether her lab rat was there or not. After all, lab rats were replaceable.

Keitaro didn't return that day.

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x Five days earlier x

"Wow, the pervert is really missing. I wonder where is he? The exam is approaching soon. He shouldn't be slacking off!", declared Naru. "Nah, he probably got some hooker and is enjoying himself as we speak.". "Why that…turtle! He can't be doing those things to a girl!", screamed Motoko. Shinobu replied coldly, "You do know the meaning of a the word "Hooker", don't you?".

Motoko shut up instantly.

Nothing was heard regarding Keitaro.

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x Four days earlier x

A grin.

A silver gun.

A gust of wind.

The wind blew past a desert, headed towards the islands of Japan.

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x Three days earlier x

The girls were in full blown panic mode. Keitaro had been missing for four days, and no trace of him had been found, yet. Su was working on her Keitaro radar, Motoko had gone off somewhere because the pervert was no longer around, and the rest, minus Kitsune, were panicking.

"Was he dead?"

"Was he brutally slaughtered like a pig?"

"Did a raptor from some sci-fi movie kill him?"

"Did he fall into a cactus and pierce his brain?"

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

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x Two days earlier x

An explosion from Su's room. Obviously, the new radar had gone boom, again.

Meanwhile, the gust of wind was in Japan.

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x One day earlier x

The girls were out searching for Keitaro, and Motoko was brutally assaulted by what she called "a gust of wind". Everyone thought she was loony and left her at home while they went off to search for Keitaro.

The gust smiled, heading towards Hinata Inn.

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