Big Brother: The Gaian Version
Day Two: Hidden Emotions
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the rights to Final Fantasy, Big Brother or The Spice Girls, they belong to, well someone who isn't me
" Well here we are folks, day number two of the Gaian Big Brother, we're just two more days away from the very first public eviction. Things have already begun to heat up in the house for last night Zidane felt the wrath of two enraged beauties. I'm Apollo Beech, your host for the next few weeks, who should win? you decide! "
Most of the housemates were still in their beds, Steiner who'd roused at sunrise had set out the breakfast. Unbeknown to the housemates, Big Brother was planning a little wake up call, in a slightly different form. The terrible din bellowed throughout the house, Big Brother was playing a Spice Girls record which forced the housemates from their slumber." Yaaaarrgghh, what the hell is this shit? " yelled Kuja as he attempted to muffle the racket with two pillows. As for Zidane, he wasn't in his bed, as it turned out he'd slept in the basement, bruised and very pissed off.
The housemates were soon sitting around the new dining table, enjoying cuisines they'd never seen before; to avoid confusion all the foods were labelled. " What the hell are these Frostie things, they're too crunchy " exclaimed Lani as she spat out a cluster of the popular cereal. " Yeah and don't drink the diluted orange either, it's far too strong even by our standards " complained Freya who couldn't seem to find a food that satisfied her tastes. Vivi on the other hand was enjoying a glass of cows milk and some burnt pieces of toast, prepared by ' the house cook ' Steiner. Eiko and Dagger had finished what little food they'd eaten and treaded back to the room to get dressed; they'd taken one look at a Heat magazine and decided to lose weight.
" So Zidane-" said Freya "- did you enjoy your night? ".
Amarant looked up from the Nuts magazine he'd been reading and looked from Freya to Zidane. She was smiling slyly at him as he attempted to ignore her gaze. Amarant stood up at once and knocked his chair over as he strode straight for the diary room to confront Big Brother. " Right, tell me now what the hells going on! " he yelled as he dropped into the seat.
" What do you mean Amarant? " asked Big Brother, knowing perfectly well what he meant.
" Did Zidane have sex with Freya last night, only she keeps looking at him and he looks pretty roughened up " he replied anxiously. Big Brother left Amarant to stew in silence before giving a response, a response which was solely spoken to mislead him. " An incident did take place last night but Big Brother is unable to specify due to obvious reasons. All I can reveal is that another housemate was involved in the activity ". Amarant was rather taken aback, he shook his head in disgust and departed from the diary room thinking of only one word, ' threesome '.
Steiner and Vivi cleared up once all the housemates had shovelled down their breakfasts. Kuja withdrew to the privacy of the bathroom to run a brush through his white, feather-like hair. Freya and Lani took a quick dip in the pool whilst Zidane chatted with Dagger. " What's up then if it isn't homesickness, go on you can tell me " he inquired. Dagger's cheeks flushed and she looked down to her feet. " I-I think someone's been- stealing my underwear ". Zidane smiled, he'd been stupid to believe Kuja's lies; the little pervert'd been rummaging through Dagger's drawers all along. Zidane leant closer to the timid Princess and revealed the identity of the phantom knicker thief, she rushed off furiously in search of the one time villain of Gaia.
Zidane's ego inflated greatly once he'd realised that he and Dagger were made for one another. As they sat together in the lounge, Zidane declared his undying love for her, " Come on Dagger, I know it and so do you, we're made for each other ". Dagger sighed and hugged Zidane, who gestured a one fingered salute towards Kuja who'd been watching them closely. Meanwhile Amarant was sitting alone in the back yard, lost deep in his thoughts. Every time he spotted Freya he felt a strong surge of emotion and he kept scolding himself,' it's not love Amarant, it can't be '. To him sparring with Freya was like making love, she was so valiant and tough, he could love no other. He cursed himself for being so sentimental, he'd never experienced anything like it before.
Kuja swaggered into the back yard and was challenged to a sparring match as soon as Amarant spotted him. " Ha- " he replied as he tossed his long white hair over his back "- you really fancy yourself as a rebel don't you? ". Amarant stared into Kuja's slightly cold eyes and growled threateningly. Amarant believed that Kuja had been involved in a sex act with Freya and Zidane, which never happened to begin with.
They begun pouncing around the yard, Kuja was mostly dodging the punches thrown by Amarant who'd went utterly berserk. " c-alm d-own y-ou stupi-d bastard! " Kuja screamed as he avoided another series of blows. But Amarant had no intention of halting, Kuja was far quicker but if he managed to catch him, it wouldn't be pretty.
" FLARE " Kuja shrieked as he somersaulted out of Amarant's radius.
Amarant was knocked clean from his feet by the powerful wave and crashed into the wall. He stood back up, groggy, but no less psychotic than he had been. He rocketed back towards Kuja, knocking away the small spells he desperately cast. Amarant's powerful hatred of Kuja and love for Freya had knocked him into a mighty trance. He glowed white and purple with power and smashed his large fist into Kuja's cute face, jumped on him and then continued to unleash the powerful fury he had, burning deep within.
" THUNDAGA, FLARE! " blared a small voice as two spells mixed and cracked powerfully off Amarant's fiery head.
He collapsed onto the blood-sodden grass, still conscious but very frail. Kuja sat up wearily, his face and clothes covered in his own blood. Zidane and Dagger stepped out of the lounge and realised what'd happened " oh shit! " shouted Zidane as he sped over to his beaten brother's side " what the HELL did you do this for Amarant ! ".
Kuja was cleaned up and Amarant was called to the diary room. " Mr Coral, today at four seventeen pm, you assaulted a fellow housemate, due to this act Big Brother is forced to put you up for possible eviction. This means that the public'll most likely be choosing between yourself and Quina ". Amarant nodded, " I'm sorry Big Brother but when you told me they'd had a threesome, I was angry! ". Big Brother breathed heavily and replied cockily " think back Amarant, Big Brother never said such a thing, you simply assumed it. The incident which occurred last night was in fact a light form of assault, Lani and Freya beat up Mr Tribal ". Amarant sat forward, shocked and feeling very sluggish, he rounded up his conversation with Big Brother and left the diary room.
That night, the housemates sat down together to enjoy their dinner, Vivi was telling a tale about his deceased grandpa Quan and Garnet was waiting for Zidane to return. He arrived ten minutes later holding a large crate, Eiko and Vivi retired to their beds, " hey, you guys look what I've found, Buckfast , I think it's an alcoholic drink ". Kuja and Amarant cheered and reached in to retrieve a bottle. Soon Kuja, Lani, Freya and Amarant were the only ones still awake, Kuja was tipsy but able to handle his drink unlike Zidane who lay asleep on Lani's tanned legs chanting " Beer, Fighting, Boooobies ". Amarant finished his third bottle of the night and decided the time was right to make his move. He strode over to sit beside Freya and chanced his luck, " I gotta tell you Ok? I love you and I think we should have some sex "
Freya, who'd drunk a considerable amount herself smiled at him, " I'm sorry, but Fratley's waiting for me in Burmecia, he's my true love ". She planted a soft kiss on his green cheek and walked off to bed, leaving Amarant to envision the relationship they could've had.
Well what do ya think? I've decided I'll finish the first week and see how it goes. Review please thanks.
Robshi: Yeah I kind of agree with you, Garnet probably wouldn't. But as this is a humour fic there's always a chance. Anyway I've changed it so that Kuja was just lying but we'll see how it goes from here.