"What is he doing?  Yeah, okay, just walk off and leave me here…in a complete state of confusion.  I don't mind…really.  Gah!  Men…"

I sulked off to my locker making up scenarios of what Heero and Relena were hiding.  My favorite so far is the one where in a tragic twist of fate, the beautiful prince Heero was forced to date the horrible cosmetics dragon Relena.  Then one day, Prince Heero couldn't take it anymore.  So he dumped that dragon right on her big, fat, bum.  And she ran home crying, dragging her tail behind her.

…What?

I do not have too much imagination, I do not!  You're all insane. INSANE I TELL YOU!

*BANG*

"Ow! Crap!"

I fell on my ass after running into someone's open locker.

See what you made me do!!

"Oh my!  Duo!?  Jesus, are you okay?"

Quatre rushed over to me and started picking up my spilled books.

I rubbed my head.

"Yeah, I'm okay."

"Watch where you're going next time." He scolded, handing me my books.

"I was talking to my imaginary audience."

"Your what?"

"Dumb ass…"

I bit my lip and shook my head.

"Nothing."

Quatre was giving me an odd look when a Cyclops came up and frenched him.

I blinked; I didn't know they still existed.

The Cyclops removed his tongue only to go and bite Quatre's ear, which caused him to giggle more like a girl than me, and I am the girl…cross dresser….gender fulfilled?  You get my point!

"Trowa stop!" Quatre protested, only causing Cyclops Trowa to bite more.

I rolled my eyes.

"Geez, get a room.  Better yet, get a janitor's closet."

After a little more of the sap fest, I guess I came back into existence.

"Oh right!  Duo!" Quatre said, pushing Trowa away slightly and was glowing pink.

I waved and grinned.

"Nice to see you don't suffocate easily."

That only increased the pinkness.

"Erm Duo this is uh…Trowa, my boyfriend."

I shook the Cyclops hand, only to realize, he wasn't a Cyclops at all, he just had sharp bangs that cover one half of his face.

"Nice to meet yah!  Ooohh!!  So, this is your love slave Quatre."

The boy is now the essence of pink.

"U…yeah…uh…yes."

Trowa gave the smaller boy an odd look.

"I thought we agreed you were my slave." He said quietly.

Quatre laughed nervously.

Trowa gave a blank look, actually, he always had that look, I just didn't notice.

"I'll show you who the slave is." Trowa muttered.

Quatre turned to me.

"He says nice to meet you too."

Trowa nodded.

"Right…" I said, scooting away carefully.

"So Duo, what was this morning all about?"

I shrugged.

"You tell me and we'll both know.  That boy is more secretive than the F.B.I"

"What boy?" a voice from behind.

Suddenly a pair of strong arms wrapped me from behind.

"Stupid timing…"

I looked up at my stupid, secretive boyfriend.

"No one Heero."

"Hn." Was his response.

"We'll see you later.  Quatre, Trowa." Heero said shortly and dragged me away.

"What the hell??" I screeched as I was literally dragged away.

Heero shoved me playfully against a wall.

"Just wanted some time alone with you beautiful."

"Again with the knee weakening nicknames!  Curse you Yuy!  Curse you and your hot body!  Dammit, there I go again…"

I guess my internal disagreements are noticeable whether I speak them aloud or not.  Because the next thing I knew, Heero was laughing quietly then kissing my lightly on the neck before coming up to my mouth.

I wrapped my arms around him, trying to pull him closer, but he refused to follow.

"Control freak…"

Suddenly he stopped.

"I need to ask you something Duo."

"Go ahead."

He hesitated and had a sudden interest in the floor.

"You….."

"I….."

Heero sighed and leaned his head against the wall.

"You okay Hee-chan?" I asked, giving him a new nickname.

In response to this nickname, he glared, then smiled a bit, then sighed and went back to being sad.  Wow…that's……1…2…4 emotions in about eight seconds.

"Come on…tell me, I hate being in the dark." I whined, tugging on his sleeve.

"You already are…" Heero muttered.

I puffed out my cheeks in a pouty face.

"What was that??"

"Hn."

I glared.

"If I hear that annoying sound come out of you one more time I'm going to hit you.  Now please, Heero, tell me what is wrong?  I want to help."

"I actually care about you, even though you are gonna kick my ass from here to Taiwan if you find out what I really am."

"Relena…" Heero sighed.

"What about that cosmetic carrying bitch?  Just say the world and I'll run her over with an eight-teen wheeler, I swear."

Heero shook his head.

"Don't do that.  You'll ruin a nice eight-teen wheeler."

I grinned.

"Wow!  An emotional response!  I'm flattered."

The bell rang.

I grabbed Heero's arm.

"Come on Hee-chan, we're gonna be late!"

It was my turn to drag him away.

~After School in Detention…Again ^  ^~

Heero and I sat in detention together.  He still hadn't told me what was wrong, but he was back in his old perverted mood, so I was having a fairly miserable time.

I sat in Heero's lap trying to prevent him from molesting me further.

"Well you're in a better mood than earlier." I said, pushing his hand away from my thigh for about the eighth time.

Heero sighed, and held me closer.

"I was."

"Oops…"

"Heero, why don't you just go ahead and say it?"

"It's complicated."

"What in this fucked up world isn't?"

"Duo I don't want to talk about it."

"Yes you do, or you wouldn't have brought it up."

"You brought it up."

"You told me about it this morning, so you brought it up first."

"That doesn't count."

"Does too."

"No it doesn't baka."

"ILLEGAL USE OF FOREIGN WORDS!"

Heero just smirked at me and kissed me.

"You're so cute when your angry."

I frowned.

"I'm supposed to look scary and pissed off, not cute."

"Do I lose points if I tell you that you failed miserably?"

"We're on a point system now?"

I gave my best puppy face.  I kick ass at those!

"Heero……"

Heero sighed.

"You're so annoying."

"Look who's talking tampax man."

He glared.

"Shutting up."

"If you promise to be quiet, I'll tell you."

I made a motion like I was zipping my lips.

Heero nodded.

"Duo, I wanted to know…..would it bother you that…..if I told you……"

He slammed his fist on the desk.  Quick!  File a law suit for desk abuse!

"Duo, I like guys alright.  I mean, I did, then my family, and Relena.  The point is…I'm trying to go back to girls.  I mean, I really like you so…..I wanted to say that."

"Of all the things he chose to like, it had to be guys.  I mean, that's a good thing.  But, I can't be a girl then show everyone I'm really a guy…can I?  Ah hell who cares.  He likes me!!!!!"

I hugged Heero tightly.

"I know exactly how you feel…"

TBC

~*Author's Notes:*~

HA!  Bet you didn't expect that!  To be honest, neither did I.  But there's a lot more to the story.  And a lot more insulting Relena! Mwahaha!  FYI, I was incredibly when I wrote the beginning of this.  Til next time.  Ja ne!

-BlackStar