Hello people of the world and other places… I HAVE NEW SOCKS! Put that in your pipe and smoke it… hey! I didn't mean it! No pipe for you! Well, this is my second chapter… Woot!

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SATURDAY (cue evil dun dun duuuun music)

"Hello class!" a young woman with short brown hair and grey green eyes walked into the room. "I am Miss Stone and I am your teacher."

House rolled his eyes "I think we came to that conclusion when you walked threw the door," he pointed at her "HELLO I AM MISS STONE AND I AM YOUR TEACHER" pin that she had on her shirt.

"Okay class get out your pens and paper and write," she said sitting in her desk and leaning back in the chair, looking up at the plain white ceiling.

"Write what?" Chase piped up.

Miss Stone looked at the class and her eyes got wide like she didn't know they where there. "Ummm… write about yourselves your likes and dislikes." Then she went back to her ceiling watching.

They all looked at the "teacher" (finger quotations) for a few minutes before they got to work.

House's Diary: I hate this room… but I do like how the chairs are… little clusters are put together in fours… Cuddy is in front of me… She is wearing one of her low cut shirts and I can see her boobies… OH MY GOD! SHE HAS A TATOO! OF ALL PEOPLE, LISA CUDDY HAS A TATOO! I think it is a fairy. It is on her left part of her chest… well if Cuddy was going to get anything I guess it would have to be something stupid and girly. I bet she got it to make her feel manly in an all man world… but only a fruit would have a fairy. (A/N: Oh, come on! Gay people are the best… I have friends who are gay! ((charges House))) It also has something written underneath it but I can't tell what it is… I shall make a mental note to check it out later.

Cuddy's Diary: My name is Lisa Clare Cuddy. I am 46 years old and I have no life. I haven't had a boy friend in about two years and I have never been married. I spend too much time on my job and not enough time, as my nephew once told me, "parting it up". He even threatened to take me to a rave. That had to be the saddest day of my life. Then House goes and tells me that I haven't been a real doctor in ten years. Grrrrness on my life! (A/N: ahhhh! She took my word: grrrrness!)

Wilson's Diary: Julie threw me out of the house last night. Said that I was being selfish and that I don't pay enough attention to her. I wanted to watch TV more than I wanted to take her out to dinner. Come on! The game was on! Last quarter with twelve minutes left and it's tied. What is more exiting than that… maybe sex but I couldn't do that not knowing how the game ended! She will let me back in the house… right?

Cameron's Diary: Hello diary. I had a diary when I was eleven it was pink with roses printed in the pages. Ummmm… I don't know what really to write about me. Every one just thinks I'm pretty and they never ask how I really am. Know what I don't really want to talk right now. It's nine in the morning and I'm not a morning person.

Foreman's Diary: (Not there. No reason why.)

Chase's Diary: (yawns) Who picked a class that started this early? We do have lives and this is stupid. Who cares about this? I do not want a crazy ceiling watching lady looking at my "inner thoughts" as House put it when he told us we had to do this stupid thing. And look! Foreman's not even here! Ten bucks says he is sleeping in like a NORMAL person. Then House is on the other side of the room looking a Cuddy's breasts! That's low even for him. AND HE HAS THE MOUTH OPEN KIND OF STARE! No shame for him.

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Chapter over! I started this before my beautiful reviewers… reviewed. So next chapter will have your crazy crazyness. (does crazy crazyness dance) WOOT! Guess what? I got cheese cake for reviewers! Everybody likes cheese cake… but if ya don't then I got stick on tattoos! They have bunnies on them! (draws fake mustache on random bunny) Person with best review gets Mustache Bunny! (he has heat vision!)

Much luv,

Cavechickie