Chapter 1 One Unhappy Camper

Paring: I dunno? It's up to me magic fingers Hermione and ?

Rating: PG-13 kissing/ mild cursing

Summary: Hermione is feeling very deprived on her birthday. So she goes out with a bang.

A/N: I love this story – Flamers BEWARE!!

Disclaimer: I own nothing only the plot and I own their thoughts.

Here it goes...

Classes were starting and the breakfast halls were quickly filling up. Hogwarts students were happy and on good terms all except for one Hogwarts student.

~Hermoine's dorm~

Hermione's clock rang the alarm and sent a very startled girl to her floor with a "clump!" Hermione groaned in agony, today was her birthday and she had already woke up on the wrong side of the bed. She quickly untangled herself from her beds sheets and looked at her clock lazily. 7:00 am – she grunted and headed to her bathroom, but to her dismay she lost her step causing her to trip and she stepped on Crooksanks tail. There were mixed screeches of Crooksanks and Hermoine falling face first to her hardwood floor.

She quickly arouse and apologized to Crooksanks. She proceeded to walking to her bathroom when she heard a knock at her door. She walked cautiously, carefully making sure that Crooksanks tail wasn't in the way. She opened the door and found Fred and George at her door. They took one look at "Sleeping Beauty" and started laughing uncontrollably.

Hermoine looked at her self and stared to blush. She was wearing her Spongebob Squarepants boxers and her white wife beater, her hair was one foot in the air and she had a drool line on her left cheek. She quickly ran back inside her room and whispered "Not on my birthday". She quickly brushed her teeth, showered, changed out of her boxers into her school skirt, and out of her white wife beater into her school sweater and wore her white adiddas. She detangled her hair and applied lip-gloss to her lips. She grabbed her book and wand and started for the door. On her way to the door she apologized again to Crooksanks and met Fred and George at the door again.

Fred and George were staring at her again so she said, "So what do you want?" She waited for a reply. Fred nudged George. "OH- would you like to try some of my new candies Fred and I just made- said Fred getting cut off by Hermoine.

"Hell no" she said and smiled. She walked past George and Fred. They followed her to breakfast. George kept stopping her to ask her about another one of his invention candies. She walked ahead and looked at the Great Hall. "SURPRISE- HAPPY BIRTHDAY- HERMOINE!!!"

She was so startled that she lost footing and fell down the stairs- head first.

Damn gurl. Well read and review I have good ideas for next chapters. Also I don't know who I might pair her with, it's up to me magic fingers.