Hey I am back, sorry to keep you waiting for so long on my update. Please don't hurt me, lol. I love the reviews I've received. More humor on the way I will be updating my old stories as well as my new stories ASAP and I hope that you have a look at those too. Until then here's my story.

Chapter: Uninvited guest.

Paring: Hermione/?

Rating: PG-13

Genre: Romance/Humor

Disclaimer: I own nothing but their thoughts.

Summary: Hermione tries to play off the "SURPRISE" fiasco while "someone uninvited" I'll leave that up to you to find that out crash her party.

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.... There was complete silence. Hermione got up off the floor, brushed her self off and blushed "I am okay". Trying to change the subject George said "Surprise!!" everyone had a good laugh and the party continued with presents, laughs, and rather funny moments from Neville finding his frog in his pants, to when Ginny confessed that she used to have a crush on Snape.

Hermione looked around, The Great Hall was full of people that she befriended from different houses. Music filled the halls, and food was laid out on every table. The decorations were unbelievable, and she thought they forgot her birthday. Hermione danced to her favorite song of all time "Thriller", and knew every dance step since she saw the video about a million times. Everyone was shocked that she danced and she grew even more shocked when everyone joined.

Finally, getting tired she walked across the dance floor to an empty table, and there she thought of how good of a time she was having- all except for the "Surprise" thing of course. Hermione vaguely looked around the dance floor. She had to suppress a laugh when she saw Angelina and Fred grinding to a Muggle song that she heard many a time "Thong song". She drunk her butter beer and looked across the room. Hermione grew nervous when she saw Ron approaching her table. She cussed under her breath and pretended not to see Ron as she looked down at her fingers taking a sip of her drink every once a while.

Ron sat at the table and took Hermione's hands into his. Hermione looked down. Ron tried to search her face for emotions that she could have been feeling. Her fingers were trembling so he let them go. He pushed a stray strand for Hermione's face trying to start a conversation he said, "Cool party ...huh?" he said, "I want to wish you a happy birthday," Ron continued. He pulled out a sliver bracelet with a strawberry charm. Hermione's eyes widened, she pulled Ron in tight embrace. "Whatever happened to us... I miss us," said Ron whispering in her ear. Hermione was about to explain to Ron about their past relationship when suddenly, the Great Hall door burst opened.

Everything froze... The music stopped, Angelina and Fred stopped dancing, and Lee Jordan stopped DJ-ing. Complete silence rang through out the halls as a very "uninvited guest" came through the door.

Draco, (A/N: how mysterious does his name sound? -lol), pushed past Neville who had lost his frog once again and was trying to fish it out of the punch bowl. Draco searched the room. Hermione caught a glimpse of who it was and cursed under her breath once more.

Ron saw Hermine leave the table and debated on weather he should go or not. He could tell there was tension.

Hermione pushed past the crowd and saw Draco near the food bar stuffing his face with cakes and drinking butter beer, crumbs everywhere. Draco saw Hermione walking over to him and quickly wiped his face free of crumbs. Hermione looked him up and down. He looked... wasted. Draco pushed his hair back and grinned "Like what you see?" Debating on weather to give an answer she said "Draco what are you doing here?" she said looking around as a crowd grew near. "Where was Ron" she thought.

~R~ Ron was trying to push through the crowd, noticing a very drunk Draco he paused. "What the hell is Draco doing here? He thought. Looking to see who Draco was talking to, Ron continued to push past the crowd.

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Draco staggered close to Hermione inches away he looked at Hermione and whispered in her ear "Happy birthday Hermione" Hermione was shocked completely shocked. Wasn't he going to say "Happy Mudblood-day Granger?". No, he must be drunk, and so he was going about crashing her party like a screeching Banshee and eating the cakes with not edicate.

~R~ Ron was close to see now what was going on. He clutched his fist. "If he tries anything stupid I'll..." thought Ron. But what was up next he wasn't ready for.

~H~ Draco leaned in on Hermione and ...

**** Ha HA Ha sorry to keep ya on your toes. More of the following will continue in my next chapter as to why Draco was there, and what was going on between Ron and Hermione.

I would like to thank the Academy...No...I would like to thank the reviewers who reviewed this:

Average Jane- I might not pair her up with Harry, but hey! It all depends- right?

Chellery- I think you for your review. hmmm... you never know.

Nastyslacks- Good idea but-MAYBE

Marz- Thanks I love it when my chapter makes people laugh.

Until then keep close watch for next updates. I thank you all for your reviews again...lol. I must eat chocolate.