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Count Oloaf Series of unfortunate events.( you should go see that movie).

Chapter: 3 Breathe

Paring: Hermione?

Rating: PG-13

Genre: Romance/Humor

Disclaimer: I own nothing but their thoughts.

Summary: Second part to univited guest .Hermoine has a problem breathing!...

"Draco what the hell do you think your doing?" said a stern voice. Everyone turned around to see Ron. Draco casted his gaze on him and walked away from Hermione.

"Hmm," Draco scratched his chin,"I was going to ask you the same," he said cocking his blonde eyebrow.

"You didn't answer my question, Malfoy." Ron snaped taking two stepps closer to him.

"Woa, now," Draco held his hands up in defence,"you don't want to destroy "little princesses" party over a little hissy-fit now, Weasel?" Draco looked back at Hermione then to Ron with a unnatural smirk."You don't want to lose her for good," he whispered so that only Ron could hear.

Ron pulled out his wand as did Draco who took it out slowly. He mumbled some words and shook his head.

"You sure you want to do this," he laughed softly. "You don't want to embrass yourself."

Ron grew angry and flicked his wand, but to his regret, no affect came.

"Hmm, well-" Draco flicked his wand with no effort and a shot of black sparkles came out and hit Ronon his chest knocking him a few feet. He clutched his sideas Draco was about to strike again but Hermione stood in the way in front of him.

"Leave HIM alone!"

"Aw, well the fun only just begun, dearie," Draco said mockingly as he pushed her out the way.

"G'off her you filty-" Harry drew out his wand and moved over to strike Draco but it he was faster with Harry. Draco had him in his trap. Harry laid over in pain with Ron.

Fred and George were being held back by Katie and Lee as Angelina and Alicia tried to console Ginny.

Draco chuckled deeply and held onto Crabbe's shoulder for support. Hermione did not like this however and got up off the floor from where he pushed her. Shegave a swift kick to his-

"Omie-Mummy!" screetched Draco holding onto his(eh-em).

Hermione ran over to Harry and Ron but not before glaring at Draco who was currently in a fetal postion on the floor looking like a total ass-which he was.

"You two okay?"

"Yeah-

"No-" said Ron , "I feel like I'm having a baby!" groaned Ron.

Draco staggered to his feet still holding his..goods with a red face.

"Hermione watch out!"

Draco stood and aimed his wand at Ron but once again Hermoine was at the wrong place at the wrong time. She fell to the floor in a hot second. Harry grabbed Draco by the collar as Ron rushed over to her side.

Roncraddled her head on his lap. Harry shoved Draco out the hall and Crabbe and Goyle rushed behind Draco's still groaning form, grabbing cakes and cookies as they slipped away from the croud.

"How is she?" sopke Lee.

Ron pushed his two fingers againstHermoine's wrist for a pulse.

"She-"

"She what?" said George aghast.

"She's not breathing!"

"Om my god!" said Katie dropping her punch onto the floor.

Sugar n spice 522- thank you glad you enjoyed my second chapter:)

T- I know I'm sorry about that. Will you read anyway:)

nastyslacks I 100 precentagree. Boys think the dirtiest things but... I must keep it PG-13 lol

Lily G- I still don't know and no she can't read their minds just yet.

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